Dream Body

Charles had never been an attractive man, but he certainly got by on his charm. After being rejected by a woman at a bar, he was approached by a rather handsome man who told him that he had a strange item that would give him a dream body. He brought Charles to a hotel room, showing him a strange orb with a bird on top. The man told Charles to lift up the orb and imagine his dream body. Charles initially pictured himself with rippling muscles, a full head of hair, and a ten inch penis; however, when he felt his body shifting, he could tell something was wrong. His body fel like it was getting softer, shorter. Hair grew out of his head, but it kept going, cascading down his back. He started to gain height again, but only because insanely tall red heels were appearing on his feet. His suit slowly morphed into a sexy red dress. When the changes were complete, he screamed, "I thought you said this orb would give me a dream body!" "It did," the man replied, "I never said YOUR dreams."