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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Spider sense


When Dave was visiting a tropical island, he got bitten by a glowing green spider. He hoped that he would get cool powers like Spiderman, but temporarily pushed aside that sort of daydreaming. However, his dreams were quickly granted when he found that he soon did, in fact, develop the power to shoot webs from his wrists. It was exciting at first, until he started growing additional arms! As if that wasn’t bad enough, his sex spontaneously changed as well. He forgot that the only spiders that actually made webs in the real world were all FEMALE!


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