Friday, June 26, 2015
“Oh, hell, yes!” Brian exclaimed as he looked at his new body in the mirror, “Now I can hit up the club and get some free drinks. Heck, with a bod like this, I can probably find some rich guy, get married, and never work a day in my life.”
His sister laughed out loud from the other room and yelled, “Good luck! You’re probably going to have to deal with weirdo creeps just trying to get in your pants, disappointment, lower pay, and periods. Yep, have fun with periods.”
Brian’s face sank. He suddenly realized that the new body he got as a result of the Great Shift may not be as great as he initially thought.