Monday, August 3, 2015
Carl had been pretty happy when the Great Shift swapped him into a woman’s body. He didn’t know who she really was; he didn’t really care. But his sister told him he had a lot to learn about being a woman. She lectured him about the potential of getting pregnant, bras, periods, and so on. Then she stated a rather odd rule, “No pooping in public.”
Carl placed his hands on his hips, “Seriously?”
“Yes, hold it.” She explained.
“What if I am at work.” “Hold it.”
“What if it’s morning at work?”
“For eight hours?”
“Yes, women don’t poop in public toilets. Trust me.”
He wasn’t sure if she was kidding or serious.