Going to Kill Her...

“I don’t care if that’s actually my body; if Jean doesn’t swap back the next time I see her, I’m going to shoot her,” A very angry David said to his friend Max while brandishing a gun, “After I shoot her, I’ll probably kill myself because I can’t stand being a woman anymore. Between menstrual cycles and bras and guys hitting on me, I can’t take it anymore.”

“Calm down, dude,” Max replied, “It can’t be that bad, can it?”

“Hey, man, if you want to try it, we’ve got the spell book. All it takes is two willing parties. Jean’s body can be all yours.”

“Okay, okay, I get it. I just hope threatening her with that thing works. I don’t want to be cleaning both your guts off the floor if you actually go through with this.”