Saturday, January 8, 2011

Being gay

Marty and Abe had been such good friends. The two gay men weren’t a couple, but many often mistook them for one. But when they both wound up in women’s bodies as a result of the Great Shift, their friendship started to be strained. Being a woman was everything that Marty had always dreamed of; he loved having sex with guys, feeling like he had a perfect for a guy to make love to now. Abe had been a mope though, and Marty kept egging him on to enjoy himself. Then one day Abe snapped.

“I was a MAN,” he angrily stated, “I liked being a MAN. I liked having sex with men AS A MAN. I liked being GAY. Maybe you enjoy being a woman, but all I feel like now is a man trapped inside a woman’s body, a gay man trapped inside a woman’s body. Short of another Great Shift, there’s no way to fix this. I’m glad you’re happy, but please stop expecting ME to happy as well.”

Friday, January 7, 2011

Mama! (Part 2)

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Still very happy to be in his mother’s body, Linus left the fancy store they were at, and a valet quickly pulled a car around. Linus didn’t know what to do! His mom always drove. He was just a little kid; he didn’t know how! He told the valet that he wasn’t going “bye-bye” yet and needed to go back inside to find his “dada.” Tha valet could only pull the car back to the lot, looking back puzzled at the woman speaking in baby-talk. Of course, he had no way to know the woman had swapped bodies with her infant son.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Turned down

Vinny was thrilled to have swapped bodies with his sister. Not only was she old enough to drink at all the clubs, but he found most women were simply more comfortable getting close with other women. He never had a sexy babe put her butt so close to him when he was a guy. However, when he tried to turn on his game to take these women home for the night, getting called a “lesbo” quickly became a particularly devastating turn down.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011


It had been a year now since Brendan’s body swap with his own daughter. It had driven him into deep depression--he had been unable to deal with being a teenage woman. However, it only got worse when his daughter in his body suddenly fell ill and died right about the time of her 18th birthday. He became overwhelmed with guilt and was now resorting to hypnosis to get over it. Soon enough, he’d forget his old life as a man, as a father--and embrace his new destiny and continue his daughter’s life.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011


“I’ll jump!” Dan screamed, “I swear to God I’ll do it, Roxanne! If you don’t give me my body back, I will jump!”

“Don’t do it, Dan! Please!” Roxanne yelled back, “I wasn’t responsible for this weird bodyswap between us! I want my body back as much as you do! Please don’t jump! If you do then I don’t have any hope of ever becoming myself again!”

Monday, January 3, 2011

New addition to the squad

“Holy crap!” Ron shouted seeing his old body enter the gym, “I don’t believe you decided to sign up for cheerleading after we swapped bodies, Becky!”

“Me!?” She responded, “You know I love cheerleading! Even in your manly body I’d do it! But I’m surprised you decided to stay on the squad.”

“Honestly, I’ve felt surprisingly comfortable in your body, enjoying your life and your hobbies. Maybe I’ve just always been a woman at heart!”