Saturday, January 31, 2015


“Did you honestly think I’d never find out that you were cheating on me with my own sister? Did you think I was a moron, Bill? Well, now that I have switched your body with my no-good sister, I am sure you won’t be cheating on me any more. In fact, I bet you won’t be able to ever muster any sort of sexual courage now that you have her cute petite female body instead of your own male one. You’re a catcher instead of a pitcher now, my dear former husband. I hope you never become comfortable with that. As for my sister, she isn’t exactly happy with the swap either, of course. But he is doing whatever I say in the hopes that I may possibly one day switch you two back to your rightful bodies. This makes her the perfect husband for me, way better than you could’ve ever hoped to be. Of course, I never plan on switching you two back, but she doesn’t need to know that. But you, I want you to know that you will be a woman now forever. You never should have cheated on me. And this is a fitting punishment.”

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Hopefully Soon

Jacob knew his father was an inventor, but he could not recall a single invention the man created that actually worked. He must’ve made something good at one point, because the royalty checks he received paid for his and his sister’s upbringing, as well as their college tuition. It was during a break from school that his sister Angela and he found that his dad had done the impossible: created a second invention that worked. Unfortunately for the two siblings, it was a body swapping machine. And even worse, it broke after one swap. And thanks to his dad’s testing, Jacob was now stuck in Angela’s body until it could be fixed. He went up to her room and began looking at the things he’d have to wear as long as he was trapped in her body. All he could hope for was that his dad would get that machine working again soon!

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Missed Opportunity

Three months ago, Dan had been a highly paid trader on Wall Street until one late night at the office. The cab he took back to his pent house apartment that night just happened to be the magic taxi, and the current driver saw a great opportunity and decided to switch bodies with Dan. Unlike past occupants of the cabbie’s body, Dan felt no need to read old journals left behind. He had no idea the power he had. He just saw himself as stuck in a dumpy body with a roach-infested apartment. It was only by chance three months later after dropping off a young woman and speaking the words, “Have a nice day, Miss,” that he realized. Now it was he standing on the curb, looking at the cab he had been driving moments ago. He had a new body, and this one he was stuck with. If he had only known, he thought, he could’ve been anyone. He could’ve been more powerful or richer. Instead, he was now some woman. A woman! He groaned thinking about the missed opportunity.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Lost It

“You LOST the medallion? How could you lose it?”

“I usually keep things like that in my purse. But obviously in your body, I wasn’t carrying a purse. It must have fallen out of my pocket.”

“So we’re stuck in each other’s bodies? That is, unless you retrace your steps and find that damned thing, which I suggest you start doing soon. I don’t want to wear panties for the rest of my life, and I’m sure you don’t want to be wearing nothing but boxer shorts from here on out.”

“God, I hope I CAN find it. I have no idea where I lost it!”

Monday, January 26, 2015

Meeting (Part 4)

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After two long days, Thomas was glad to be teleporting back home into his own body. He waited as they uploaded his brain into the computer. “Welcome home, Miss Jennings.” A voice said. Thomas was shocked, even more than when he teleported into Ming’s body -- at least he expected to be a female. He started demanding answers. It seems that with all the meeting delays and pushing back his return time, there had been a screw up. The teleportation company had lost his body! They told him it didn’t happen very often, and that they usually found a person’s rightful body within a few days. Thomas didn’t want to be stuck in someone else’s body for a minute longer, let alone a few days. He was certainly regretting his travel decision!

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Meeting (Part 3)

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The meeting finally happened the next day, and Thomas was thankful to return home and to his own body as soon as possible, except their foreign business partners insisted on treating everyone for drinks. Thomas tried to decline, but his boss told him that he had to go (and he pushed for Thomas to change into something sexier). Knowing Ming owned plenty of sexier clothing, he went back to her place, changed, then met the others at the bar. He was uncomfortable before, but now it was even worse. As he ordered a beer, he could tell his co-workers were checking him out also. They’d probably be hitting on him all night...despite knowing who he really was. Plus, he probably wouldn’t be able to teleport home until morning.