Saturday, April 14, 2018

Dinner (Part 2)

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As dinner went on, Abby’s boyfriend finally had the courage to speak up. “Is everything okay, Abby?” He asked.

Jeff perked his head up. “Oh, yeah,” He said with his mouth full, “I’m Abby. That’s me. Yeah, I’m totally fine. Totally Abby.”

“See, that’s sort of what I’m talking about. You just don’t seem like yourself.”

“Nope, I’m totally normal. Just doing Abby things like, uh, wearing bras, having periods. You know, typical girl stuff. That’s it...must be my period...probably why I am acting weird.”

Abby’s boyfriend just went back to eating. It was certainly not a subject he cared to press her on, and he hoped she would be back to normal in a few days. Jeff hoped everything would be back to normal soon too!

Friday, April 13, 2018


The conversation throughout dinner was awkward and often quiet. Jeff really didn’t have much to say. After all, he was just pretending to be Abby since the two had accidentally swapped bodies. He certainly didn’t have much to say to her boyfriend, and he was pretty thankful when the food arrived and he was finally able to stuff his face. It didn’t even occur to him that he should try to eat the noodles in any sort of lady-like manner. In fact, he wasn’t doing much of anything in a lady-like manner. Along with shoving food in his face, his legs certainly weren’t crossed under the table, and he was also just sort of slouched over. Part of what made the dinner conversation so quiet was that Abby’s boyfriend had no idea of how to bring up his concern.

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Out of the Way (Part 2)

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As the magic taxi drove away, Ethan couldn’t help but laugh. He couldn’t believe he had finally swapped bodies with someone. Once he wound up in the cab driver’s body and learned he had to steal another body from someone else, he had an ideal image in his mind. He hoped some rich Wall Street guy would enter the cab with a good build, tall, and handsome.

He had a few at the beginning he would’ve called “close,” but he decided not to settle. Then the weeks went on. Being stuck in the cabbie’s body grew more and more uncomfortable. Close quickly became good enough, but even close became hard to find. He’d soon settle for a guy who was short, or a little unattractive, or maybe a little older. He only narrowly rejected swapping with a man in his 60s. Then she got in.

He hadn’t considered being a woman, but he had to admit she was the best choice to come into his cab in a while. She was young and attractive; she was asking to be dropped off in a well-to-do area. She certainly wasn’t what he had in mind when he thought of his ideal, but she was who he ultimately picked to swap with...

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Out of the Way

Ethan knew exactly what was going to happen when he spoke the words “Have a nice day” to the woman getting out of his cab, but he was still caught off guard by it. For starters, he was now standing up instead of sitting down; he had to adjust to the heels on his feet; and he also didn’t expect to have to jump out of the way of another car passing a little too closely.

As much as he knew he would have to adjust to this body, he was still thankful to no longer be in the body of that cab driver! He had been stuck driving that taxi for weeks now...

Tuesday, April 10, 2018


Mark realized he should’ve known better before opening his big fat mouth about the bust size of Asian women. He had intended the comment to sound factual, but instead he just sounded like a jerk. And of course his genius wife Anna -- who was of Chinese descent -- didn’t take the comment well either and decided to test a new invention on him. The device transformed Mark into a petite Asian woman with a chest that grew about a cup size every hour. By the time he reached D cup, Anna had forgiven him, but her device didn’t seem to function in reverse. She went down to the basement to work on it further.

Meanwhile, Mark’s ever expanding top proved difficult to deal with. He quickly outgrew anything in his wife’s closet and only luckily found a bikini a friend had left behind a while back that fit.

After a few hours, he called down to the basement from atop the stairs, hoping for some good news. Anna just snapped back to be patient, and that this was all his fault for being so insensitive.

Mark just stood their awkwardly. He couldn’t imagine how uncomfortable he was going to be if Anna didn’t find a way to reverse this until tomorrow or the next day -- or maybe even longer...

Monday, April 9, 2018

Fix Things

Greg was certainly surprised when the magic spell he cast worked, transforming his best friend Dave into a gorgeous female. Dave was a little less than pleased.

“You better find a solution to this fast or else I’m going to pound you into the ground, and I don’t care what body I’m in to do that,” Dave threatened.

Greg quickly found a spell that promised to fix things, but after he cast it, he was surprised to see Dave still standing there with the body of a woman, hold his hand on his head as if he had a headache.

“Are you okay, Dave?” Greg asked.

“Who’s Dave?” Dave asked in an equally monotone yet flirtatious way, “My name is Sheila and I want to suck your co---”

“Whoa!” Greg interupted, not wanting to think about his best friend in that way (even if he did have an attractive female body at the moment).

Dave persisted, “If you don’t drop your pants right now, I am going to pound you into the ground.”

Sunday, April 8, 2018


Earl had been driving on the desolate road for miles without seeing another building or person when he saw her. He thought about stopping, but he knew picking up a hitchhiker was a bad idea. In hindsight, he wished he had stopped. As he continued to drive, an odd feeling came over him. Suddenly, he was now standing on the side of the road, watching his old truck drive off far into the distance. He looked down, recognizing the body as the woman he had just seen trying to hitchhike. Now he was the one standing on the side of the road, waiting for the next car to come around -- which he guessed would likely be quite a long time. In the interim, he was stuck out here with a very unfamiliar body!