Saturday, September 1, 2018


It had been five years since John graduated college and even longer since he had visited the town where he grew up. He only returned at the urging of his parents. With little to do, he eventually paid a visit to the local library. The librarian appeared to be a woman he had gone to high school with al those years ago. She asked about his life in the city, his job, and his success -- all of which John was happy to brag about. But then the librarian read from an old looking book, and suddenly John was looking across the table at himself.

“What the hell did you do?” He shouted as he stood up before leaning down, “Why did you do this?”

“You’re life just seemed so interesting. I found a spell in one of these books a long time ago to swap bodies. You seemed as likely a candidate as any.”

“But I don’t want to be you! I don’t want to be a boring librarian living in this boring town with a boring life! You can’t do this to me!”

Friday, August 31, 2018


“Well, well, well, look who had a change of heart!” Derek smiled as he looked over to the couch.

“That’s because you swapped me into your wife’s body against my will and threatened to never swap me back unless I agreed to attend this function with you, you ass.” A very upset Malcolm replied.

“Is that any way to speak to your loving husband? I mean, you are aware of the power I have over you right now, yes? Now, are you ready to go or not?”


“Yes what?”

“Yes...sir?” Malcolm hesitated not really sure what Derek was actually expecting.

“That works, I suppose. Though maybe next time try ‘my love.’ Remember that if you want your body back, you need to play your part well. And we can only hope my wife has a better attitude after a few hours of being in your body as well.”

As Malcolm left with Derek to attend the event, he realized that was certainly an X factor. Even if he played the part of the perfect wife tonight, Jessica was still extremely mad at Derek, even more so after the swap. If she fumed at him once they got home, Derek may just leave them stuck like this simply to try to teach her a lesson. Malcolm could only hope that he could convince Derek to swap them back, then he and Jessica could run away and escape from Derek’s abusive behavior and odd experiments forever. It was hard to think that Derek used to be his friend...

Thursday, August 30, 2018


“Why do I have -- ? What’s wrong with my voice? Oh, my, God! I’m a woman! Why am I a woman?” Troy said feeling rather bewildered.

“You too!” Squealed a scared Kyle, “I thought it was just me! There was this flash of light, and then, BAM! I’m a woman!”

“So you’re a guy too?”

“Yeah! Why is this happening?”

“I have no idea. Maybe it’s a bad dream. Maybe it’s a mass delusion. Whatever it is, I want it to be over NOW!”

Wednesday, August 29, 2018


Bruce had always hated how his sister had picked on him for most of his life. But finally after twenty years, he was ready to get his revenge. With an invention he had made, he was able to steal his sister’s body. He had intended to ruin her reputation as the popular girl on campus by trying to act as nerdy as possible. He even decided to wear a shirt advertising GEEK in big letters. After a short stroll on campus, he returned to her dorm room to reflect on how his plan had failed miserably.

It seems no one cared what his sister acted like or said, all the guys were still just attracted to her body. He had some of the biggest jocks on campus talking nerdy to him about comics or algebra. He couldn’t seem to fend them off with even the most obscure Doctor Who reference or Star Trek quote. If he was going to find a way to ruin her, he’d have to step up his game...

Tuesday, August 28, 2018


Over the course of the past week, Doug had been having a pretty good time using the Medallion of Zulu to transform himself into all sorts of people. However, he hadn’t considered that he may have been overusing it. In fact, he didn’t notice the angel in the center of the medallion slowly fading. And after transforming himself into a woman for the first time, he finally noticed something was up. He held up the medallion and not only had the angel faded away, the entire center was completely gone. He only hoped he could use it one more time to return himself to his own body. However, he had worn it out for good, and it simply wasn’t going to work anymore.

Monday, August 27, 2018


“Ugh...that stupid medallion,” Sam sighed to himself, “My sister found the damned thing and thought it as perfect for the ‘something old’ requirement for her wedding. Then we accidentally touched the thing at the same time, and we swapped bodies. She threatened me and told me I had to go through with her wedding, and make it look perfect. There was no way I could wear those heels so I hope she doesn’t notice these sneakers under her long dress. I can only hope that medallion works again later today; I certainly don’t want to be stuck in her body forever!”

Sunday, August 26, 2018

Just One Thing...

Ryan had run to the store for just one thing. He was sure he would simply be in and out in no time. He never could’ve expected the Great Shift to strike as he was in the check out line. Suddenly, he found himself in a dressing room instead. He could see a reflection countless times in the mirrors on either side reflecting back on each other. Part of him still couldn’t believe it, even as he lifted up his foot and seeing the woman in the mirror wearing the tall green boots do the same. So he picked up the phone nearby to him and had the camera show his face. Sure enough, it was a woman’s face. This was all so much to take in. He just sort of sighed. He wasn’t ready for anything like this today...