Friday, March 13, 2020
Then he looked down. He had become a woman!
“What the hell!?” He screamed.
“Were you not told about the swapping?” A man asked.
“I guess it was mentioned, but you made me a chick! I thought this was a teleporter!”
“You signed the release, Ma'am -- er, Sir. It clearly stated that it only teleports minds and not the physical body with no guarantee about the type of body you’ll end up with.”
“Well, I want to go back!”
“You’ll have to wait for the next participant.”
“She ran off with my body!?”
“It was all in the release, Sir.”
Thursday, March 12, 2020
“What the hell is this?” He asked the woman tending to it.
“It’s a teleporter,” She said.
“Seriously? Cool. Are you guys demonstrating? Can I use it?”
“Yes, you’l be teleported to our corporate office, but --”
“Naw, whatever it is, I’m in.”
“Okay, but you at least need to sign these consent forms.”
Edward quickly signed and then waited. Finally he asked what he hold up was.” “Any second now,” The woman explained, “We’re just waiting for someone to agree to swap with you on the other end.”
“Swap with -- ?” Edward was cut off as the teleporter began to activate.
Wednesday, March 11, 2020
It would be a few days later when the will was discovered. It seemed Jack left his entire fortune to a young woman named Shannon Callaghan, one of the interns he had selected. Everyone was puzzled...except for Shannon, or perhaps she should be called Jack.
He had planed it all. He had discovered the secret of immortality; he had just needed to find a few host. The intern program was perfect for this. He made his choice and prepped his will. Then it was just a matter of having his soul leave his own body and take over Shannon’s. It all worked out perfectly, and he couldn’t be happier to be a pretty, young college junior with a multi-million fortune.
Tuesday, March 10, 2020
Alex reluctantly agreed to try, and Lei cast the spell. He was surprised that it worked, but something went wrong. Instead of swapping with Lei’s dad, he was now in the body of her mom. Meanwhile, Lei was her own father. She suggested they still try fooling around, but Alex wasn’t sure. It would’ve been weird to be Lei’s dad, but being her mom was a bridge too far. He suggested that he and Lei swap with each other, but they tried to spell again and it didn’t work! Alex was worried he was now trapped int he body of a 50-year-old woman!
Monday, March 9, 2020
Reid continued, “Obviously, many people have had trouble claiming their lives since the Great Shift. The person in your original body claims to be unshifted, and many others have claimed to be you. Undoubtedly, they are all after your vast fortune. Luckily, the law has established many protections to ensure proper possession of assets. I even had to prove my own case first before assisting hundreds of others.
“Now, the first question is going to be about why it took you so long to come forward. Finding yourself in a remote village of a third world country certainly begins to cover that, and it looks like -- Mr. Conklin, could you please not stare at my chest like that. My eyes are up here, thank you.”
Sunday, March 8, 2020
“’Sup,” He snarled.
“Raquel, thank goodness. Are you okay?” The voice on the other end asked.
“So that’s this chick’s name? Yeah, I’m not her. I mean, I AM her, but I’m not her.”
“Oh, God, I had hoped she wasn’t affected by this weird body swapping thing. But I guess she was; I mean, I guess you were. I guess you both were. Please don’t do anything weird to my girlfriend’s body!”
“Honestly, Bro, with a hot bod like this, I can’t make any promises...”