Metabolism

This caption acts as a sequel to this "Interview with the Shapeshifter" video. I may eventually do an actual video of this. :P

Craig blushed and batted his eyes as he felt a hand reach around his waist. Everything was going according to plan.

“Can I buy you a drink?” The man asked Craig with a smile.

Craig giggled and nodded before asking for an Irish slammer. The man seemed genuinely surprised by the selection, yet purchased it anyway. Craig downed it fast and convinced the man to buy him another beverage to drink “more slowly and talk.”

As they drank more and more, Craig seemed only mildly affected as the man ended up passing out.

Did Craig ever feel bad about using his shapeshifting powers to turn into beautiful women in order to trick men into buying him drinks? Not really. He used this power for just about everything, and getting drunk was really expensive when you had the metabolism of a shapeshifter!