Thursday, June 8, 2023

Senior Management

“I feel like it was just last week that the board was demanding we hire more minorities and women in senior management positions,” Ryan flatly stated while trying to keep a straight face.

“It WAS last week, but thank goodness for the Great Shift, right?” Kevin retorted also trying hard not to laugh.

“Some problems just solve themselves, I guess.”

“Yeah, but it certainly opened up some new problems...with my wife! If you know what I mean?”

“Tell me about it! We’re both women now! And we’ve totally lost our spark!”

“Oh, that’s better than my situation! My wife is now a guy, and she can’t get enough! Every night is just exhausting! I pretended I had a headache last night just to get out of it!”

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Privilege (Part 3)

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View Part 2 of Privilege.

Eventually, Niti and Brad lost contact, and she didn’t hear from him for several years until an invitation arrived for her. Niti was excited and got dressed in her most expensive suit for the occasion. She was pulled aside by another guest and told to wait. Soon enough, Brad showed up.

“It’s truly an honor and privlege to be here,” Niti said excitedly, “I can’t believe you’re getting married!”

Brad blushed and smiled, “I know! When we swapped, I was honestly worried. I thought the rest of my life was going to be miserable. I thought I had lost it all. But it’s been truly great. I’m about to get married to a handsome man, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. I never would have had any of these if we hadn’t swapped bodies all those years ago. And I’m honored to have you here. The privlege is all mine. Thank you for everything.”

A Shameless Plug

This is both a thank you to those who have signed up for my Patreon and a bit of a shameless plug for those who haven't as well. It's in the tradition of some very old captions where people magically transformed just by reading sites with TG fiction or TG captions, which is obviously beyond the promise of any site (at least right now), but I guess we can dream, right?

Dave had been reading Alicia’s Great Shift Captions for years, even if he never told anyone. The thought of being transformed into a woman was always exciting to him. But when Alicia started a Patreon, he was hesitant. Sure, it helped cover the costs of the site, but it was weird, right?

After a bit of hesitation, he gave in, and he began going through the posts on the Patreon. There were many long-ago-deleted captions and a few newer images too. As he scrolled, he couldn’t help but notice the changes to his body.

“No way,” He muttered, “Magically being turned into a woman was NOT listed as one of the perks of signing up.” He checked back over; it certainly wasn’t, yet somehow it happened...

Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Saving Humanity

I saw a weird burst of light coming from the alley next to my building while walking home and saw two oddly dressed women standing there. It got even weirder when one of them opened her mouth.

“Greetings, human male,” She said, “I trust I speak your present day language approximately. We arrived from the future and seek aid in your time. When we come from, men folk have gone by disease. We require a body for mating. A man’s body if we may take you.”

I smile thinking this was too good to be true. Were two women really offering themselves up to me right then and there? “Besides, ya know, saving humanity, is there anything in it for me?”

She tilted her head and said, “You may select which of us you want.”

I was a little disappointed I wasn’t going to get to do both, but I pointed my finger to the one on my right, who hadn’t said anything yet.

“Very well,” The first said, seemingly content with speaking for both of them.

I expected to lead the quiet one back to my room or teleport to some breeding ground in the future, but instead the flash of light simply appeared again. The two women fom the future were gone...well, sort of.

The talkative woman went back to the future with my body, but I got stuck in the quiet one’s body. Luckily, she did have a voice. I was able to speak, but I was now stuck in the body of a chick, wearing her odd future clothes, and they had stolen by body!

Monday, June 5, 2023

Unremarkable (Part 7)

View Unremarkable (Part 1) here.
View Unremarkable (Part 2) here.
View Unremarkable (Part 3) here.
View Unremarkable (Part 4) here.
View Unremarkable (Part 5) here.
View Unremarkable (Part 6) here.

With all the swapping he did, Neil had no idea who Melissa could’ve possibly ended up as. Unfortunately, neither did Melissa. She swapped into the body of the former teacher she had Neil test on earlier. She could only hold onto her wits for a few minutes before she became a prisoner in her own mind. She didn’t have time to find Neil; she didn’t have time to tell anyone. So she just sat, waiting for...someone? She couldn’t remember who she was exactly waiting for, or who she was, or why she was here. She supposed someone would come eventually; someone would help. Right?