Swapped Bodies with my Mom (Facebook version)

It feels a little Boomer to post videos to Facebook, but I already have 2K followers there. Maybe this is the right choice? I dunno. Seems better than YouTube...

The Great Averaging

The average age of a person on the planet is around 32 years old. Around 60% of the world population is Asian. 51% are female. There didn’t seem to be any reason for how nearly the entire population of the world transformed into the same basic average woman. A guy like Jeff, who had been 45 and male before this, was now a 32 year old Asian woman. And he would pass by women on the street who looked practically identical to himself every day. It happened to mostly everyone.

Scientists were baffled. It was like world demographics just sort of balanced out in every single individual at the same time.

There were luckily a few exceptions -- practically in terms of gender -- but, still, running into anyone who looked the slightest bit different these days was a rarity.

The Remote, Part 2 (TikTok Version)

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Marrying Yourself

I hadn’t really noticed how the woman who rented a room fromme in my apartment hadn’t left the house for several months. Her job allowed her to work from home; she ordered takeout and grocery delivery. She also made the occasional joke about marrying me for citizenship.

This all really only sunk in after the Great Shift and I found myself in her body when she finally explained how she was overstaying her visa. We both thought it wouldn’t matter after the Shift, considering no one could even really tell who ws who anyway. We were wrong.

Immigrations enforcement was just as bad as ever and applied in even stupider ways. For instance, since I was now in her body, apparently I was the one who could now be deported. Staying at home all the time was driving me mad. I filled my days with things like experimenting with new meal prep ideas and takingin my new found womanhood. And then the idea resurfance about marriage, only this time she joked, “Hey, you’d just be marrying yourself.”

Out There Somewhere

I was hoping to find some answers by going online. There wasn’t anything; nothing real anyway. Sure, there were stories about body swapping, a few ficttional videos, and even a Reddit post once and a while that made claims about being a real story between two people swapping bodies but still felt obviously fake.

And then there was me. I had actually swapped with someone -- Anna. I had become a woman, and I really didn’t know what to do about it. I had considered messaging some of those people on Reddit, but I had a feeling I would jus be drawn into role plays or some other weird stuff I just didn’t need right now. I could lean on Anna for some of the details about my new body, but she was clueless about how or why we swapped as much as I was.

There had to be some hope out there somewhere.