Versa: Identity Theft Protection for Identity Theives

Knowledge Transfer

“I don’t like the way this feels,” Moon said nervously.

“You said you’d do anything not to fail out of college,” Marvin replied, “And now you should know everything you need from me to take the exam! 99% of my knowledge in this world has been transferred to you an visa versa -- I couldn’t let myself become a vegetable, you know!”

“But it’s too much! I know who I am, and who I’m supposed to be, but all your knowledge makes my own body feel weird and wrong. I’m not even sure I’d know how to use the bathroom in my own body right now. I have your knowledge of...your....uh...male plumbing.”

“Well, then just hurry up, go to class, take the exam, and come back! I’m kind of excited to not feel like a nerd for a few hours.”

“Well, I hope you don’t enjoy all my knowledge too much. I want it back as soon as possible. I’m just glad you also gave me all the know-how about undoing this -- for some reason, I don’t fully trust you right now...”

New Interests

Mike was starting to have a hard time ignoring the fact that the longer he seemed to spend in Ashley’s body, the more he seemed to become like Ashley.

The hardest part wasn’t the new interests he gained -- like scrolling through the feeds of fashion models to check out the latest looks -- but losing interest in things he once enjoyed. He noticed it first when his fingers fumbled with a video game controller; later he found himself so bored attending a football game.

He began to wonder if he would lose himself completely at some point. Would memories fade? Would he forget that he ever used to be Mike at all? It was worrisome, but there was also a cute dress he saw for sale online....

Kawaii Transformation Virus

I watched my roommate transform in front of me. The hair growth, the big eyes, and even his clothes changed. He had all these cutesy, feminine traits that fell into this weird uncanny valley -- except it was very real and standing right in front of me. He now spoke with a squeaky voice and was extremely needy. He grabbed me; I wished he hadn’t.

I’d come to learn that my roommate was the first to fall victim to the Kawaii Transformation Virus, which changed both his body and his mind. He became this weird kawaii female version of himself.

I knew my transformation would be next.

Break a Nail

All Glen could hear was Melinda’s voice behind him complaining about how he was going to break one of her nails. Quite honestly, he’d be happy if he didn’t blow both of them up as he tried to fix this strange, alien device.

The thing had literally swapped their bodies, and then powered down. The only thing he wanted to do was get the thing up and running again so he could return to his own body. He had managed to restore power, but so far he was still stuck in Melinda’s body.

And her griping continued. It wasn’t helping. He had half a mind to stop right here and leave her stuck in his body just to annoy her more -- if that wouldn’t be more punishment for him than it would be for her.