Couldn't Deal

“What the hell, Caitlin! Did you shave my legs!” Aaron asked.

“I couldn’t deal with the hair anymore,” She explained, “It’s not a big deal. I can wear skirts again, and people don’t even think there’s anything amiss. It’s like we didn’t swap at all.”

“People clearly notice I have our girlie legs now! And what do you do about my, well, you know...”

“I tuck it. Believe me, that’s the worst part.”

“You are going to do some sort of long term damage, I just know it. We need to find a way to swap back.”

“Yeah, well, I don’t exactly have leads on anyone who can make transplant an entire half of someone’s body. I still don’t know how this happened to us in the first place...”

Green Drink

“So, I need to recommend this drink. It made me an entirely new person. It’ll change your life, too!” Bernie explained to his followers.

Of course, he had a lot more followers ever since he started enjoying this green drink. It had transformed him from a loser guy into a beautiful woman. Sure, it tasted gross, but the benefit to his follower count was undeniable.

He also figured out that if he gave up the green drink for a few days, he’d transform back. And there was no way he was going to transform back ever again no matter how gross it tasted.

Grace

No Response

Robert tried to call his original number and he tried to text, but he got no response. He was still trying to figure out why he had swapped bodies with this woman, and certainly had no idea how it happened. But he had hoped the woman he swapped with had the same desire to swap back that he did.

But maybe she didn’t? Maybe she had swapped for some reason, and she stuck him like this on purpose? The thought was a little bit troubling, as he hated every moment of being stuck in this body so far. He hated the tight skirt and the way it moved. He hated the weight on his chest and just about everything else. And yet if he couldn’t get a hold of his original body, he had no idea how he was even going to begin to find a way back to normal.

C U Soon

Nathaniel texted his own number again, and it once again replied quickly, “Sorry. About 15 min away now. C U soon.” It was the fourth time he had gotten told she should be here in about fifteen minutes. It had been over an hour now.

In all honestly, Nathaniel was getting nervous if she would show up at all. She had been aloof when he had called right after swapping into this body -- though she did agree to meet to discuss it with him. And so that when he sat outside to wait and text as the minutes passed.

He doubted she would have any answers as to how they swapped bodies, of course, but would she even be able to help him cope with being a woman? Did she even care that they had swapped bodies? Why did she promising fifteen minutes? Something didn’t feel right.