Weekend Plans

It seemed kinda lame that even in the year 2000 that my girlfriend’s dorm didn’t allow guys inside, but with a little help from a strange invention borrowed from where went to college and her roommate, we developed a plan.

We’d all meet up once I got into town on Friday, then we’d use the invention to swap my body with her roommate’s -- yeah, the invention was a body swapper. Then my girlfriend and I could spend the entire weekend together, and the roommate and I could swap back on Sunday night before I left.

The weekend was amazing. Somehow being with her while in her roommate’s body was even better than my own. The only problem? The roommate never showed with my body to swap back on Sunday!

He Turned into Her

That's My Purse! I Don't Know You!

Most things Derek had gotten used to after the Great Shift caused him to swap bodies with a woman -- except for carrying a purse. He was so used to always having his keys in the pockets of his pants that he found himself locked out so often simply because he left his purse behind.

This had to be the third time he locked his keys in the car this week!

Then he reached down for his phone to call a locksmith, but he once again realized he had no pockets and the phone was in his purse -- the purse locked in the car.

He banged on the window for several minutes not knowing quite what to do this time. A man came around offering to help, sliding a thin piece of metal into the door, allowing Derek to gain access to his purse.

Derek thought about thanking the man, but decided the best thanks was simply not to say anything as the man continued to slide the metal into the doors of several other cars.

Curry Favor

It had been a few weeks since the Great Shift, and Sanjay had tried not to panic about the fact that he was now a woman with pale, pasty skin. There were a few adjustments -- sure -- but it hadn’t been that bad. He was looking forward to things getting back to mostly normal, and his favorite restaurant re-opening certainly qualified as normal.

He went in and ordered his favorite dish. He noted the aroma seemed slightly off, but it still smelled extremely delicious. He took a bite, and it was so...spicy! Obviously, he KNEW it was spicy; that’s why he liked it! But this new body was having trouble handling the heat. Things started to get messy; the curry only burned the sides of his mouth as much as it burned the inside. This was a nightmare! It no longer had the familiar, delicious taste he was once used to; now it only tasted like someone set fire to his mouth. Being stuck as a woman he could handle, but being stuck as someone who couldn’t eat his favorite dish? Well, that was terrible!

Makes Me Nervous

Jack hadn’t intended to create a machine that swapped people’s bodies; he certainly didn’t expect it to swap his body with his neighbor, Mrs. Brandis. Now he was trying to soldering the parts in hopes he could fix it and get back to normal.

“You know you don’t need to watch me while I do this. It just makes me nervous.” Jack tried to explain while looking up from the pieces of his machine.

“You’re a little weirdo who stole my body. Who knows what your plans were with it!” Mrs. Brandis shot back.

Jack didn’t want to say it aloud, but Mrs. Brandis was full of herself. If he could chose to swap with a woman, why would he pick her? She was 50 years old -- twice his age! Her body felt heavy, and he could feel that anytime he moved. Even her fat fingers may some of the finer work quite the challenge.