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Friday, June 30, 2023

Daily Exercise (Part 2)

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As a few weeks passed, Colin was beginning to think he was never going to switch back to his own body and he was going to be stuck like this for the rest of his life, which was a daunting thought as he hadn’t adjusted at all. The weight still felt strange on his chest, and they often got in the way. He had to switch wardrobes with the woman since her proportions meant everything she wore was custom-made. He basically had to adopt her fashion sense, though that generally meant putting on her workout clothes and never leaving the house. He brought up the subject of reduction surgery with her, and she got furious. Through the screams, he could tell she was more hopeful about swapping back than he was. But he was resigned to being stuck.

As a few weeks passed, Colin was beginning to think he was never going to switch back to his own body and he was going to be stuck like this for the rest of his life, which was a daunting thought as he hadn’t adjusted at all. The weight still felt strange on his chest, and they often got in the way.

He had to switch wardrobes with the woman since her proportions meant everything she wore was custom-made. He basically had to adopt her fashion sense, though that generally meant putting on her workout clothes and never leaving the house.

He brought up the subject of reduction surgery with her, and she got furious. Through the screams, he could tell she was more hopeful about swapping back than he was. But he was resigned to being stuck.

Thursday, June 29, 2023

Help!

Jeremy was always the last in gym class to leave the locker room. He always waited to change because the other guys would make fun of his scrawny body. It was the one class he wished he had with his best friend, Ed. He was just glad graduation was literally weeks away.

As he finished changing alone in the locker room, he was shocked to see one of his teacher, Mrs. Lee standing there. She was easily the most attractive teacher in school.

“M-M-Mrs. Lee,” Jeremy stuttered, “W-what are you doing in the men’s locker room?”

“Because I’m not Mrs. Lee...I’m Ed! Eddie! Your best friend!” The woman standing before Jeremy said, “There was a weird accident in chemistry class. It happened to a few of us. We all decided not to tell anyone, but I guess I could use your help.”

“H-h-help?”

“Yeah, dude, you’re smarter than me. I think if you and I worked on this, we could figure out how to get me back to normal. I don’t want to be stuck like this.”

Jeremy looked Mrs. Lee’s body up and down, suddenly thinking about the possibilities of his best friend having a body like this and being a little dissapointed about getting him out of it, “No, I guess you don’t.”

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

A Night Out

“This is weird, right? Can we acknowledge how weird this is?” Rob asked his girlfriend, Chi.

“Look, no one knows about the accident that happened when you came to visit me at work. For all anyone at this bar knows, we’re sisters or twin sisters,” Chi stated, “So it’s not weird to any of them.”

“No, I mean, it’s weird for us. I’m your boyfriend and you’re encouraging me to hook up with a guy at a bar while I’m in your body.”

“You’re in a COPY of my body. And right now, my boyfriend doesn’t technically exist, so I’m single! And you’re single! And I love you, but you are terrible in bed.”

“What!?”

“Oh, just accept it, Honey, but a night as a copy of me with a guy and maybe you’ll actually learn a thing or two about what my body likes and what it doesn’t.”

Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Dirty Laundry (Part 1)

It was pretty understandable that Mike was fairly depressed with his situation. He was somehow swapped bodies with his girlfriend’s mom. And if that wasn’t bad enough, his girlfriend had swapped bodies with his dad! They had all agreed to pretend to be each other with the hope of swapping back to normal soon. That meant instead of attending class lectures or sneaking some beers in his college dorm room, he was watching soap operas and folding laundry. It was so boring! The last thing he wanted was to live the life of a housewife, yet here he was. He supposed he should at least be thankful his girlfriend’s dad was out of town on business for a few days. That was one aspect of this swap he didn’t want to be anywhere near!

It was pretty understandable that Mike was fairly depressed with his situation. He was somehow swapped bodies with his girlfriend’s mom. And if that wasn’t bad enough, his girlfriend had swapped bodies with his dad! They had all agreed to pretend to be each other with the hope of swapping back to normal soon. That meant instead of attending class lectures or sneaking some beers in his college dorm room, he was watching soap operas and folding laundry. It was so boring! The last thing he wanted was to live the life of a housewife, yet here he was. He supposed he should at least be thankful his girlfriend’s dad was out of town on business for a few days. That was one aspect of this swap he didn’t want to be anywhere near!

Monday, June 26, 2023

Burbs

Kumar wasn’t sure why he was suddenly walking on an suburban street listening to two white woman prattle on, but he didn’t want to startle them, so he just smiled and nodded. Upon doing so, he felt a strane brushing on his neck. He quickly discovered he now had long blond hair, and the reason he wasn’t freaking these women out was because he was now also a white woman just like them.

A few minutes ago, he was a large dark-skinned man living in the city; yet now he was in the burbs in the body of a white woman. He still decided trying to blend in as much as possible was his best bet, which he guessed wouldn’t be too hard considering the body he now had. That is, until one of the women spoke to him directly.

“Shelley, do you ever worry Thom is cheating on you?” One of them asked.

“Who da hell is Thom? Y’all not callin’ me a homo,” Kumar said, not able to hide his inner city dialect. He saw their shocked reaction and quickly tried to correct himself by speaking like a valley girl, but it still felt a little forced, “I mean, uh, like kidding! Thom and I are like fine.”

Sunday, June 25, 2023

Chaotic

Several months after the Great Shift and Sebastian was still pretty frustrated at the chaos. Of course, had he swapped into a body a few blocks away as opposed to halfway around the world, it might have been easier. When he first swapped, he was floored to find himself in a woman’s body and, based on the wrinkles in her skin, one that was a few decades older than his own. He didn’t find anyone who spoke the same languages he knew, but people were often friendly and let him borrow clothes or eat some of their food. The local government wasn’t much help either. Again, finding someone who could understand him was a challenge and helping someone get back home seemed to be the last thing on their minds. Eventually, their solution was a mass gathering for foreigners stuck inside the bodies of locals. But even this was just a mess with people crowded around with little organization or direction of where to go or what to do. He may not have appeciated his own country all the time, but it was never as crazy and chaotic as this! He couldn’t wait to finally get back home.

Several months after the Great Shift and Sebastian was still pretty frustrated at the chaos. Of course, had he swapped into a body a few blocks away as opposed to halfway around the world, it might have been easier. When he first swapped, he was floored to find himself in a woman’s body and, based on the wrinkles in her skin, one that was a few decades older than his own. He didn’t find anyone who spoke the same languages he knew, but people were often friendly and let him borrow clothes or eat some of their food.

The local government wasn’t much help either. Again, finding someone who could understand him was a challenge and helping someone get back home seemed to be the last thing on their minds. Eventually, their solution was a mass gathering for foreigners stuck inside the bodies of locals. But even this was just a mess with people crowded around with little organization or direction of where to go or what to do. He may not have appeciated his own country all the time, but it was never as crazy and chaotic as this! He couldn’t wait to finally get back home.

Saturday, June 24, 2023

Equal and Opposite Reaction

Lily begged her older brother William for his help to pass her college finals. He was more than happy to help her out, but he floored when she told him her plan. They’d sneak into the science lab and use an experimental device to swap their bodies right before final weeks, he’d take the finals for her, and they’d swap back when the week was over.

It seemed outrageous that the school had such a device, but sure enough they got into the lab a few days before finals and had their bodies switched.

Despite being in disblief, William was also pretty excited about this. He’d not only be taking Lily’s tst, but also eating in the cateferia as her, sleeping in the girls’ dorm as her, and going to the gym as her.

Most guys would kill to be able to see that sort of stuff without raising an eyebrow, and he now had that opportunity. However, he quickly realized it wasn’t as exciting as he hoped. The problem seemed to be that having his sister’s body also meant having her hormones. He’d be in the locker room and trying to check out another woman, and he’d just feel...nothing! He had no interest! He tried to tell himself he should! He told himself that he should be turned on, but it just wasn’t happening. And it got worse when he exited the locker room and saw a guy working out without a shirt; because now he felt his body react!

Friday, June 23, 2023

A Ride on The Switcher

The day to the amusement park hadn’t been so amusing for Danielle. She kept giving her boyfriend frustrated looks before finally saying something.

“You just had to go on a ride called ‘The Switcher,’ did you?” She scoled, “I told you it looked scary! And the damned thing ended up switching your body with a woman! Now we not only need to find your original body, but hope we can use that ride to get you back to normal.”

“Relax, Babe,” He replied, “I think you’re just jealous that I am temporarily hotter than you.”

“Shut up. And it’s not going to be ‘temporary’ unless you do what I just said, so please take this seriously.”

Thursday, June 22, 2023

Score a Victory

The university football coach was freaking out. The Great Shift had just happened, and he found himself in the body of a cheerleader. His new body, he could quickly shake off, but many of his players seemed to be in no position to continue. He guessed other people were now inside their bodies just like he was. More than half simply refused to play with a number of them telling him it was a barbaric sport. Some just weren’t able -- either seemingly incapacitated or they didn’t know any rules. He breathed a huge sigh of relief when he saw a group of people exiting the locker room in uniform. His heart sank when they explained they were the players and they had swapped into the bodies of the school’s women’s robotic team. The biggest one probably was 5’2” and likely weighed 110 pounds at most. He couldn’t send his team out on the field in the body of these women! It wouldn’t be ethical! They’d be crushed. That’s when he finally noticed the other team, who seemed to be in not much better shape than his was. Maybe he did have a chance to finish this game and score a victory...

The university football coach was freaking out. The Great Shift had just happened, and he found himself in the body of a cheerleader. His new body, he could quickly shake off, but many of his players seemed to be in no position to continue. He guessed other people were now inside their bodies just like he was. More than half simply refused to play with a number of them telling him it was a barbaric sport. Some just weren’t able -- either seemingly incapacitated or they didn’t know any rules.

He breathed a huge sigh of relief when he saw a group of people exiting the locker room in uniform. His heart sank when they explained they were the players and they had swapped into the bodies of the school’s women’s robotic team. The biggest one probably was 5’2” and likely weighed 110 pounds at most. He couldn’t send his team out on the field in the body of these women! It wouldn’t be ethical! They’d be crushed.

That’s when he finally noticed the other team, who seemed to be in not much better shape than his was. Maybe he did have a chance to finish this game and score a victory...

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Just a Game (Part 3)

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Logan was generally surprised when he received two plane tickets in the mail and a reservation at a hotel that was completely paid for. He didn’t know who sent it, but he didn’t ask questions; he really needed a vacation and just couldn’t afford one. He was just as surprised when a driver at the airport has a sign with his name on it...or rather Angela’s name, which he had now been using for the past few years. He was worried when the driver didn’t go towards the hotel, but began to realize what was up when the car pulled up to the local stadium instead. He was brought out onto the field, where Angela arrived several minutes later. She told about being signed to a multi-year contract for millions of dollars. She wanted him to know first that it had actually happened, before any leaks. Logan began to cry with happiness, but it didn’t end there. Angela would be sending Logan a large chunk of that money. Now Logan was really crying hard. He knew it would change everything. He thanked Angela; she thanked him. They began to cry together on the field.

Logan was generally surprised when he received two plane tickets in the mail and a reservation at a hotel that was completely paid for. He didn’t know who sent it, but he didn’t ask questions; he really needed a vacation and just couldn’t afford one. He was just as surprised when a driver at the airport has a sign with his name on it...or rather Angela’s name, which he had now been using for the past few years. He was worried when the driver didn’t go towards the hotel, but began to realize what was up when the car pulled up to the local stadium instead.

He was brought out onto the field, where Angela arrived several minutes later. She told about being signed to a multi-year contract for millions of dollars. She wanted him to know first that it had actually happened, before any leaks. Logan began to cry with happiness, but it didn’t end there. Angela would be sending Logan a large chunk of that money. Now Logan was really crying hard. He knew it would change everything. He thanked Angela; she thanked him. They began to cry together on the field.

Tuesday, June 20, 2023

Expose (Part 1)

“What the hell is all this?” Amy asked. She had been skeptical when she got the anonymous phone call about exposing a secret about one of the world’s largest companies, but as an investigative reporter, she had been compelled to follow the lead. The result was a meeting with Dr. Ted Baxter, who had brought her down to this lab deep underground.

“This is the company’s secret lab where we’ve made the technology to swap two people’s minds,” Dr. Baxter explained, “That wasn’t what it was supposed to be. We’ve twisted this into this unethical madness. That’s why I’ve brought you here to expose it.”

“Swapping minds? I’m sorry, Doctor, but I just don’t believe you.”

“I’ll demonstrate,” The doctor said before quickly adding, “With animals.”

And so the doctor hooked up a cat and a dog to a strange machine. He moved a bunch of levers and knobs, then flipped a switch. A light flashed and the cat seemed to be acting like a dog and visa versa, but Amy wasn’t totally sure. But as she walked over, she felt heavier and strangely different, and a moment later, she realized the animals weren’t the only ones who had swapped! She had swapped bodies with Dr. Baxter!

Monday, June 19, 2023

The Day (Part 1)

Jason found that he awoke in an unfamiliar room. It was neat and brightly lit. As he sat up he could feel the pajamas on is body feeling softer and smoother than what he was used to and his body seemed to shift in odd ways. Feeling the weight on his chest and long hair flow around his head, he could safely conclude he was in someone else’s body, and that it was a woman’s body.

Jason could only sit motionless for quite a while as he tried to absorb that fact. It seemed to be an impossibility, but he coudn’t deny what was right in front of him. His head jerked as he heard a toilet flush, and a man opened a bathroom door and entered the room. Jason stared at him.“Are you okay, Honey?” The man asked.

“Whoever you think I am, I’m not her,” Jason quickly snapped back.

Sunday, June 18, 2023

Cheap Motel

John awoke in a motel room that he didn’t recognize. Everything about it seemed cheap, and it smelled like stale cigarettes. And then some pink hair fell in his face, and he quickly discovered he was not only in a strange room but also a strange body. The last thing he wanted to do was stick around, so he grabbed a nearby jacket and headed to the door.

But as he did so, it creaked open. A man came in. He seemed angry as he asked, “Where are you going, Babe?”

John took a deep breath before answering. “I realize I look like your cool girlfriend or wife or whatever, but I assure you, I am not her. I swapped into her body -- I don’t know how or why. I don’t know who she is; I don’t know who you are; I don’t even know where we are. I just want to find my body! Please!”

The man looked even angrier...

Saturday, June 17, 2023

Happy Father's Day

“Dad, can we please go back to the Body Swap Clinic? This old woman’s body is super uncomfortable.” Ethan complained.

“One thing. I asked for one thing for Father’s Day this year, and that was to go to the Body Swap Clinic to swap into a young woman’s body for a day. It’s been two hours, Ethan. Come on,” His father replied, “You didn’t have to participate.”

“Giving up my own body in exchange was the only way I could afford the gift for you! And wasn’t it sort of sweet when the mother offered to take your older body instead of mine?”

“And that’s exactly why we can’t go back yet. It was a four way swap, and I’m not ready to go back to being an old man. And like you said, that mother did everything to keep this woman from ending up in my body. And I’m sure the young woman doesn’t want to be in her own mother’s either. So we’re all stuck like this until it’s time to swap back, okay? Stop whining and let me enjoy this!”

“Yeah, well, maybe having a nagging mother -- or mother-like person -- is exactly an appropriate experience while you’re in an 18-year-old’s body!”

Friday, June 16, 2023

Not So Bad (Part 3)

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Doug slowly made his way from the beach back to the hotel, intending to ignore Mark’s advice of visiting the spa and taking a nap instead. But a pink robe had been laid out on his bed. He hadn’t remembered doing that, and he cursed the fact that his old body seemed to be affecting his mind. But he still took it as a sign to go to the spa. It was a little difficult to find, quite a bit out of the way, and clearly not the main draw for a resort that literally swaps people’s bodies, but Doug found it. The offerings were slim, but he noticed something called The Rejuvenation Special that promised to make someone “feel like a brand new person.” Considering the body the resort had already stuck him with, he was very skeptical; however, he also couldn’t think of anything they could do to him that would be worse than his current situation

Doug slowly made his way from the beach back to the hotel, intending to ignore Mark’s advice of visiting the spa and taking a nap instead. But a pink robe had been laid out on his bed. He hadn’t remembered doing that, and he cursed the fact that his old body seemed to be affecting his mind. But he still took it as a sign to go to the spa.

It was a little difficult to find, quite a bit out of the way, and clearly not the main draw for a resort that literally swaps people’s bodies, but Doug found it. The offerings were slim, but he noticed something called “The Rejuvenation Special” that promised to make someone “feel like a brand new person.” Considering the body the resort had already stuck him with, he was very skeptical; however, he also couldn’t think of anything they could do to him that would be worse than his current situation.

Thursday, June 15, 2023

No Idea

When Stephanie finally saw her body just outside the university’s computer science building doing yoga, she was furious.

“Give it back!” She demanded.

“What are you talking about, nerd?” Stephanie’s body responded.

Stephanie felt a cringe. She knew the body she was currently in was a overweight, acne-ridden guy, but the words still hurt. She tried to be stern, “You took my body, and you know it.”

“Sounds like someone has been watching way too many dorky sci-fi shows. Maybe go hide your ugly face in the shadows on the inside of the computer lab and leave the quad for the goddesses of the world like me.”

Stephanie eventually stormed off. She wondered if the person inside her body even knew they were swapped, or if her mind inside this guy’s body was just a copy. Meanwhile, inside of Stephanie’s body, Eugene was feeling quite pleased with himself not only for inventing the means to steal Stephanie’s body, but for pretending like he had no idea what she was talking about.

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

The Island

“Grant, you need to listen to me,” Harvey tried to explain, “You need to leave this island. It changes people; it literally transforms them into women and makes them forget who they once were! I’m almost gone. I just have my arm left. I can only remember bits and pieces of my former life. We were...friends?”

Grant laughed, “That’s quite absurd, Helen. An island that transforms people?”

“No, it’s true. Look at my arm! Please! On my hand...I have a wedding ring with an engraving to my wife. Please leave and give it to her.”

Grant took the ring off of Helen/Harvey’s oddly mascline hand. He was starting to believe the whole story when a blond woman approached them.

“It makes no difference if you leave now,” She said, “Just being here means you have already been infected. You will become one of us. But staying will prevent those you know from being infected...”

“Don’t listen to her! There has to be hope!”

But in the back of Grant’s mind, he knew the blond woman was right, and he could feel it starting already.

Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Transformation Booth

Elliot had read about the transformation booths they had in Asian. The technology allowed you to transform yourself into a completely different person! They were outlawed state-side, but nothing stopped him from going on a vacation!

The booth was one of his first stops. There was no one in line, and he walked right in. There wasn’t an english option, so he struggled through the process in a foreign language. He wasn’t quite sure what options he picked or what his new body would be like.

Within a few moments, the changes took place and he found himself stepping out of the booth. He had apparently selected options that had transformed into a woman! Even his clothing had changed! It wouldn’t have been his first choice, but it certainly felt unique and different! He was going to spend a few days like this, but he was also eager to go back in and see what other type of body he could make!

Monday, June 12, 2023

At the Party

Greg was hosting a party at his Brooklyn loft when the Great Shift happened. Luckily, he wasn’t swapped with anyone, but he soon discovered that almost all of his guests had swapped bodies. A few were concerned about it, but most wanted to just keep partying. Still, he wanted to check on everyone to make sure they were okay.

He approached Enid and Wilson and asked how they were doing. Wilson raised his glass. Well, actually it was Enid who raised her glass. They had simply swapped with each other. Enid was now in Wilson’s body, drinking his beer; and Wilson was now in Enid’s body, sipping on her small glass of whisky. They seemed happy enough; they told Greg they were happy, so Greg moved on.

After he moved on, Wilson whispered to Enid, “Truthfully, I’m still freaking out about this.”

Enid whispered back, “Me too! How do you control this thing between your legs. It’s gross.”

“I had a lifetime with it; it becomes second nature! I’m freaking out about not having one! What’s so weird is how no one is freaking out. I want to scream, but I don’t want to be the only one, you know?”

“Maybe we ditch the party and just scream outside?”

“Let's go...”

Sunday, June 11, 2023

Don't Be Stupid

Seth had agreed to help his friend Diane by temporarily allowing her to transfer his brain into a computer and the computer’s AI system into his brain. That part was quite successful, but it seemed the AI was a little too excited to be in a human body and ran off. Diane figured the best person to track down Seth’s body was Seth, and used her transferance device to swap herself into the computer and Seth into her body. At least that’s what the note said that Seth found. After he read it, he looked down at the computer with an expression of annoyance.

“You better have a plan, Diane,” He lectured, “Chances are that I’ll be able to find that AI in my body, and it’s likely I’ll even be able to bring it back here...and then what? I don’t know how to use your device to get the AI back into the computer or even how to use it to get you out! And I know you can’t hear me or ask me questions, because I was just in that computer. It’s like blackness in there; pure nothingness! Which means I don’t know why I’m even talking to you! We’re all stuck! The AI in my body; you in that computer; and me in your body! You’re so smart, but sometimes you can also be so stupid!”

Of course, what Seth hadn’t done was turn the note over that Diane had wrote. Instructions for using the device were written on the back, and they were pretty easy to understand. If only Seth wasn’t too stupid to check something so basic.

Saturday, June 10, 2023

Off to See the Wizard

“When we find that wizard, I’m just gonna...smash him with my bare hands!” Garth the Giant shouted.

“You will do no such thing!” Princess Eloise commanded.

“Right, right! You’re gonna smash him with my bare hands!”

“We can’t smash him at all until he swaps us back to our own bodies! The last thing I want is to be stuck in the body of a smelly, ol’ giant!”

“Hey! We giants are proud of our smells! Your body stinks like a bed of roses! And I’m only a half-giant, by the way!”

“Which I’ve always wanted to ask you about! Given your dad was a giant and your mom was human...how did that even work? I feel like the mechanics there are just simply impossible!”

“I dont pry into the love life of my parents. You don’t think about how the king and queen conceived you, do you?”

The pricess retched, “Ew, gross, duely noted. Oh, I think that’s the wizard’s house ahead. Come on, let’s go have him undo this spell, and get our bodies back!”

Friday, June 9, 2023

The Game (Part 1)

“It’s some sort of game,” Emma explained as she showed the box to her friends, Jackson, Nick, and Tricia.

She continued, “I found it in my attic. It claims to be magic.”

“So, like a Ouija board?” Tricia asked.

“No, it’s like Parcheesi,” Nick said while taking the box from Emma and opening it up and looking inside, “...And holy crap! The pieces look like us! I call being Emma!” He turned to Emma and handed her the piece that looked like him, “You’re stuck as Nick.”

But as Nick put the piece that looked like Emma, he transformed into an exact copy of her! Emma was a little scared to put down the Nick piece, but did so and transformed into him.

Jackson and Tricia were floored.

“It really is magic,” Jackson gasped before quickly grabbing the piece that looked like him to put on the board.

Thursday, June 8, 2023

Senior Management

“I feel like it was just last week that the board was demanding we hire more minorities and women in senior management positions,” Ryan flatly stated while trying to keep a straight face.

“It WAS last week, but thank goodness for the Great Shift, right?” Kevin retorted also trying hard not to laugh.

“Some problems just solve themselves, I guess.”

“Yeah, but it certainly opened up some new problems...with my wife! If you know what I mean?”

“Tell me about it! We’re both women now! And we’ve totally lost our spark!”

“Oh, that’s better than my situation! My wife is now a guy, and she can’t get enough! Every night is just exhausting! I pretended I had a headache last night just to get out of it!”

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Privilege (Part 3)

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Eventually, Niti and Brad lost contact, and she didn’t hear from him for several years until an invitation arrived for her. Niti was excited and got dressed in her most expensive suit for the occasion. She was pulled aside by another guest and told to wait. Soon enough, Brad showed up.

“It’s truly an honor and privlege to be here,” Niti said excitedly, “I can’t believe you’re getting married!”

Brad blushed and smiled, “I know! When we swapped, I was honestly worried. I thought the rest of my life was going to be miserable. I thought I had lost it all. But it’s been truly great. I’m about to get married to a handsome man, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. I never would have had any of these if we hadn’t swapped bodies all those years ago. And I’m honored to have you here. The privlege is all mine. Thank you for everything.”

A Shameless Plug

This is both a thank you to those who have signed up for my Patreon and a bit of a shameless plug for those who haven't as well. It's in the tradition of some very old captions where people magically transformed just by reading sites with TG fiction or TG captions, which is obviously beyond the promise of any site (at least right now), but I guess we can dream, right?

Dave had been reading Alicia’s Great Shift Captions for years, even if he never told anyone. The thought of being transformed into a woman was always exciting to him. But when Alicia started a Patreon, he was hesitant. Sure, it helped cover the costs of the site, but it was weird, right?

After a bit of hesitation, he gave in, and he began going through the posts on the Patreon. There were many long-ago-deleted captions and a few newer images too. As he scrolled, he couldn’t help but notice the changes to his body.

“No way,” He muttered, “Magically being turned into a woman was NOT listed as one of the perks of signing up.” He checked back over; it certainly wasn’t, yet somehow it happened...

Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Saving Humanity

I saw a weird burst of light coming from the alley next to my building while walking home and saw two oddly dressed women standing there. It got even weirder when one of them opened her mouth.

“Greetings, human male,” She said, “I trust I speak your present day language approximately. We arrived from the future and seek aid in your time. When we come from, men folk have gone by disease. We require a body for mating. A man’s body if we may take you.”

I smile thinking this was too good to be true. Were two women really offering themselves up to me right then and there? “Besides, ya know, saving humanity, is there anything in it for me?”

She tilted her head and said, “You may select which of us you want.”

I was a little disappointed I wasn’t going to get to do both, but I pointed my finger to the one on my right, who hadn’t said anything yet.

“Very well,” The first said, seemingly content with speaking for both of them.

I expected to lead the quiet one back to my room or teleport to some breeding ground in the future, but instead the flash of light simply appeared again. The two women fom the future were gone...well, sort of.

The talkative woman went back to the future with my body, but I got stuck in the quiet one’s body. Luckily, she did have a voice. I was able to speak, but I was now stuck in the body of a chick, wearing her odd future clothes, and they had stolen by body!

Monday, June 5, 2023

Unremarkable (Part 7)

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With all the swapping he did, Neil had no idea who Melissa could’ve possibly ended up as. Unfortunately, neither did Melissa. She swapped into the body of the former teacher she had Neil test on earlier. She could only hold onto her wits for a few minutes before she became a prisoner in her own mind. She didn’t have time to find Neil; she didn’t have time to tell anyone. So she just sat, waiting for...someone? She couldn’t remember who she was exactly waiting for, or who she was, or why she was here. She supposed someone would come eventually; someone would help. Right?

With all the swapping he did, Neil had no idea who Melissa could’ve possibly ended up as. Unfortunately, neither did Melissa. She swapped into the body of the former teacher she had Neil test on earlier. She could only hold onto her wits for a few minutes before she became a prisoner in her own mind. She didn’t have time to find Neil; she didn’t have time to tell anyone. So she just sat, waiting for...someone? She couldn’t remember who she was exactly waiting for, or who she was, or why she was here. She supposed someone would come eventually; someone would help. Right?

Sunday, June 4, 2023

Who Am I?

It had been three weeks since Eileen and her husband had been captured by the mad scientist and locked in cells. And last week, Eileen’s husband was taken out for some sort of experiment and he never came back. Things got quiet for a while until the mad scientist took her for a bit of a tour where he opened doors remotely while guiding her around with his voice.

The tour was mostly empty cells, but there was a few failed experiments with mostly disfigured bodies. It was horrifying. As she neared the end, a cell door slid open and Eileen was shocked to see what seemed to be her own body.

“Did you clone me?” She asked with disgust.

“It’s more like a copy,” The voice of the scientist said, “You see, inside that body is the mind of your husband. I was able to transform him by copying your DNA. What may be most remarkable is that he thinks he is you. I have made it so he is not able to see you right now, but don’t worry, I already gave him a tour earlier and he asked quite similar questions when he saw you.”

“But if he doesn’t know who he really is...” Eileen thought about this carefully, “How do I know that’s not really Eileen? How do I know I’m not her husband trapped in a copy of her body?”

“You don’t,” Laughed the scientist.

“I might not really be Eileen,” She whispsered, “I might really be a man? Oh, god!”

Saturday, June 3, 2023

Needed the Money

“Oh, my God,” One of the nurses whispered to the other, “She’s waking up. She’s not supposed to be waking up in the middle of this.”

“What are you doing to me? Why do I only have one arm?” The young woman on the operating table slurred.

“It’s all right, Miss Li,” The other nurse said, “We’re just performing the transplants you’ll be paid for.”

“Transplants?”

“Yes, many in your financial situation choose to sell and transfer body parts for money.”

“But my arm? And...my legs? Why are my legs over there? How am I going to walk after this without legs?”

“It’s actually everything from your waist down. You aren’t losing them so much as...swapping them with another person. Mister Carver and you agreed before all of this. You’ll have everything of his. Now, breathe deep.”

“Mister? Mister Carver? No, but I don’t want,” The woman on the operating table began to fall back asleep, “I don’t want to be a guy down there. I want...”

The first nurse spoke up again, “That was so weird. Remember to use a bigger sedative dose next time.”

Friday, June 2, 2023

Eventually (Part 1)

“So explain this ‘accidental experiment’ to me one more time, okay?” Preston asked his roommate, Victoria.

“So, you know I’ve been studying biology and the brain?” Victoria explained, “I thought I had made a way to read someone’s mind. I tried to test it, and we ended up swapping bodies.”

“You tried to read my mind while I slept without asking me first?”

“Oh, God, no! Emily was over, and I was trying it on her. But something was too powerful and somehow you just got sucked into it.”

“And so I’m stuck in your body for how long?”

“I honestly don’t know. I don’t know how I did it in the first place. And doing it again could make it worse. We could swap with people upstairs or with their pets or just zonk out of oblivion. So, for now, we’re stuck. I’ll figure it out eventually, I promise!”

Thursday, June 1, 2023

Miscalculated (Part 2)

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Harvey realized this might still be the perfect opportunity to get some sort of payback on Marc. But Marc didn’t seem to be at the beach, and he wasn’t back in the hotel room. The only person did find himself interacting was with Marc’s dad, who seemed to be rather frisky for a 50-year-old man. Harvey was able to deflect his advances by saying he was still not feeling well after earlier (when Harvey took possession of this body, which everyone else just say as a random collapse). As they ate dinner, Harvey kept finding the hand of Marc’s dad rubbing his leg; which he simply slapped away. He also learned that Marc was back home, and this vacation was just for the two of them -- which they apparently had done over winter and Thanksgiving break as well. Harvey almost started feeling bad for Marc. His parents seemed to often do these sorts of things, leaving Marc on his own.

Harvey realized this might still be the perfect opportunity to get some sort of payback on Marc. But Marc didn’t seem to be at the beach, and he wasn’t back in the hotel room. The only person did find himself interacting was with Marc’s dad, who seemed to be rather frisky for a 50-year-old man. Harvey was able to deflect his advances by saying he was still not feeling well after earlier (when Harvey took possession of this body, which everyone else just say as a random collapse).

As they ate dinner, Harvey kept finding the hand of Marc’s dad rubbing his leg; which he simply slapped away. He also learned that Marc was back home, and this vacation was just for the two of them -- which they apparently had done over winter and Thanksgiving break as well. Harvey almost started feeling bad for Marc. His parents seemed to often do these sorts of things, leaving Marc on his own.