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Tuesday, November 30, 2010


It was hard for Kyle to contain his excitement after the Great Shift swapped him into a new body while at the pool. He switched with an Asian woman he had always thought was beautiful but never had the guts to talk to. He smiled with glee in his new body, but when she saw how happy he was, she became furious and yelled at him. She screamed that this was a international tragedy; how could he be taking it so light and care-free?

Monday, November 29, 2010


When Timothy exited the MAU machine, he knew someone must have screwed with it while he was inside. He had set it to change his body into that of a muscular guy, but instead he popped out as a woman in a skimpy dress. He groaned for a moment before reseting the MAU....or at least he tried to reset it. For some reason it wasn’t taking his inputs. Was it broken? Was he going to be stuck like this?

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Whatever I want

It was an odd meeting. Several months after the Great Shift had swapped Michelle into the body of a fat, middle-aged man, she ran into her old body for the first time. Her jaw dropped when she saw the man she had swapped with in her body. He was eating greasy fries like a pig, and he had gotten a boob job! She felt so violated! She got up to yell at him, but the man just smiled and took a bite of a fry while saying, “What are you worrying about. It’s my body now, and I can do whatever I want to it! If you’re interested, I’ll show you my new tattoo.” Michelle cried.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Not an every day occurence (Part 1)

Geoff had been enjoying a day at the beach with his buddies, playing some football, and checking out the babes. However, while one minute he was catching the ball his best friend threw, and the next he was watching his own body fumble the toss as he sat on the beach. A puzzled expression came across his face as he tried to figure out what was going on; not realizing that he had swapped bodies with one of those women he had been checking out earlier. He couldn’t wrap his mind around it, but then again, swapping bodies isn’t exactly an every day occurrence.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Continuing where she stopped

When Brian stumbled upon a book in the library with a bodyswapping spell in it, he was skeptical, but for some reason, he just felt compelled to see if it worked. He copied it down in a notebook and for weeks thought about who he should test it on. A classmate? One of his teachers? He ultimately decided on someone more anonymous by renting a hotel room and ordering a hooker--they weren’t the type to ask questions, you know? She was a no nonsense woman who quickly stripped to her bustier, but that’s when Brian stopped her. He lied by saying he wanted to recite some poetry before they got down and dirty. The hooker shrugged. Whatever floated the guy’s boat, she guessed. He spoke the spell and quickly found himself in her body. She was shocked, but before she could react, Brian knocked her out. He sat back down, still sort of in awe that the spell actually worked. But then, instead of swapped back into his unconscious body, he became instantly curious and started continuing where the hooker stopped.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Give it back! Give it back! Give it back!

“Give it back! Give it back! Give it back!” Charlie screamed as he charged at his old body and pulled on the face that was his a moment ago. But Charlotte had no intention of giving Charlie his body back. She smiled as the man attacked her. Now that he was in her weaker body, what threat could he possibly be? The more Charlie attacked, the more Chartlotte laughed.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

No rush

“Oh my God, Nick! We need to find that weird man running around giggling with that strange device. I mean, that thing can switch bodies...that thing switch OUR bodies! If we don’t find him and that thing he has, I think we’ll be stuck as each other!” Kelly nervously spoke from Nick’s body as she played with the unfamiliar facial hair that she now had.

Nick, on the other hand, was in no rush to get back to his own body. He had been in Kelly’s body for only a few minutes now, but he couldn’t believe how wonderful it felt to feel so feminine, smooth, and sexy, “What’s your rush, Kelly? That guy is causing all kinds of chaos. Someone will stop him eventually, and then they’ll work on getting everyone back to normal. Just enjoy a little vacation from yourself for a while.” Nick knew that he would certainly enjoy his time...

Tuesday, November 23, 2010


“Eric! Come back here! Come back here with my body now! Please! I don’t want to be you! I want to be me!” Sarah yelled as her boyfriend turned his back and walked away after the pair swapped bodies. Eric wasn’t sure how he ended up in Sarah’s body, but he was sure interested in enjoying the experience. And he knew he wasn’t going to fully enjoy it with Sarah around, nagging about how well (or poorly) he might treat her body while he was inside. He smiled. This was going to be fun...

Monday, November 22, 2010


Suddenly finding himself in a woman’s body thanks to the worldwide bodyswapping event known as the Great Shift was irritating for Alvin. He immediately hated the feelings of his new body, but his concerns quickly faded when he heard crying and screams from a woman beside him. Inside the other woman’s body was a 3-year-old boy. All Alvin wanted to do was sulk and deal with his own problems, but knew that he was going to have to be the adult in this situation and help this child first.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

The King of Pop is alive!

Though millions around the world mourned Michael Jackson’s death around the world last year, it was perhaps a little premature. The King of Pop hadn’t actually died that day. His doctor perhaps a surgical procedure to remove the man’s soul. Without a soul, Jackson’s body soon died of cardiac arrest. The doctor looked for a body to transplant the famous soul into. He had to act fast as the soul would join the body in death if not placed inside someone else within a few hours. He found a new body on the streets of LA. A young woman living on the street, looking for a chance--it wouldn’t be too long before Michael Jackson was reborn in her body. He couldn’t used his talent to propel his new self to superstardom again. But he wanted to stay out of the limelight this time, but that didn’t still mean that the woman wasn’t Michael on the inside, and she certainly dressed the part.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Bedroom science (Part 1)

While other college students were at the library engrossed in their studies or hanging out at the quad, Authur spent the time in his room working on various inventions--by splicing wires and rearranging circuits. Often times, he wouldn’t even know what they would do until he turned them on. Such was the case with his latest machine. Before even finishing it, Authur saw it glowing. Before he could react, the lights engulfed him causing some very unexpected changed....

Friday, November 19, 2010

Strange (Part 1)

For the first ten to twenty minutes, all Don could do was stare. Across the room, he saw his exact double. He hadn’t yet realized he wasn’t in his own body anymore. Soon enough, his own body started scowling at him. This finally caused Don to look down to see the long blonde hair, tight purple pants, and very high heels--and he realized he was not in his own body.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Faux News

“Breaking news! The Great Shift struck today swapping the bodies of people across the globe. We’re still getting reports to how wide spread this is, but even us here at FOX News have been affected, including myself.”

There was a pause as the woman looked down to check some notes.

“That’s right. Inside your favorite buxom blonde conservative anchor is the bleeding liberal heart of a man!”

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

First hand

Conor felt his body hit by a strange white light, then he felt like he was falling. However, he was quickly helped up by a few friendly hands. He wasn’t used to such politeness, but one look down and he knew why. He had a new body--a female body--the type that men drool over, one that they would bend over backwards to help out. He had only been a woman for a few seconds and he had already experienced this first hand...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Hiring hookers

It was certainly no doubt that the invention of a bodyswapping device forever changed the world. Old folks would pay millions to swap with teenagers, leaving the greedy youngsters to die. And the prostitution business changed forever. Jimmy and Peter had hired a pair for the night to swap with out of pure curiosity about what it would be like to be a woman. The only problem was that after the night was over, neither could find their original bodies. Jimmy felt awkward scouring the city wearing the hooker’s revealing pink outfit and tall heels. Peter didn’t feel much more comfortable, hiding his face as best he could with some dark glasses and a large blonde wig.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Burning hopes

Stephen was about to fail out of college; he needed an A on his calculus final to pass. He had found an old spell book with a body swap spell and came up with a devious plan. He swapped bodies with his friend, Zhang, and told her she’d have to ace his exam if she ever wanted her body back. She reluctantly agreed; what choice did she have? However, while she was out taking the test, Stephen came to a realization. Zhang’s life was so much better than his. She was smart, beautiful, and she had gotten straight As for all four years of college. Though he couldn’t help but feel guilt as he did it, Stephen felt he had no choice but to burn the spellbook and destroy all hopes of ever switching back...

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Smile to frown

A strange phenomenon had caused Ryan to switch bodies with his sister, and he was taking the opportunity to humiliate her as much as possible. He was ready to go out wearing an absolutely wacky outfit; however, when he saw that his sister had decided to go out in his body wearing her old prom dress, his smile quickly changed to a frown. He hadn’t anticipated her turning the tables on him...

Saturday, November 13, 2010

At the beach

Phillip and his girlfriend took a trip to the beach. He took a swim while his girlfriend sunbathed on the beach--she couldn’t swim herself. While he was out in the ocean, the Great Shift hit. He found himself on the beach in his girlfriend’s body. He then rushed out to the water. If he was in her body, then she was probably in his, meaning she would drown if he didn’t go save her. As he ran, he found the bouncing of breasts to be an unexpected difficulty, so he grabbed his new chest as he continued to make his way out.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Wake up (Part 1)

Marc woke up feeling achy and strange. The funny thing was he hadn’t remembered falling asleep; he didn’t remember being outside either....or wearing leather pants? And high heels?!? He soon realized he was in a woman’s body--how the hell did THAT happen? It was hard to comprehend such a weird supernatural occurrence.

Thursday, November 11, 2010


Jeff could have easily died as a result of the Great Shift. He found himself on a bike, but he managed to stop safely instead of crashing. He didn’t know yet how he suddenly found himself on a bicycle, or how he ended up in a woman’s body. Maybe someone knew what was going on, but this woman had biked to a grassy clearing far from civilization; it would take him hours to get back to a city.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010


In the moments after first swapping bodies, Bill was freaking out to find himself in Tanya’s body. He felt weird wearing a tight leather dress and having breasts hanging from his chest. Tanya in Bill’s body was much more calm. She figured that if they had swapped bodies, there meant that there had to be a way to switch back. Considering they just swapped randomly out of the blue, if they just waited it out, they would swap back much the same way.

In a month, their outlooks would change as well. Tanya was getting less and less hopeful that they would switch back as easily as they had initially swapped. Meanwhile, Bill was just getting used to having Tanya’s body, thinking it might not be so bad to be in her body in the long run. After all, she was years younger. The extra time he gained might be worth losing his manhood.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

In the zone

Jenny had always loved the muscles of her boyfriend, Reggie. And Reggie had always thought that Jenny’s body had an incredibly sexy shape. Things got all twisted one day when the two swapped bodies from the neck down. Reggie felt so weak and insecure with Jenny’s body and tried to continue his workout regiment. Of course, he couldn’t push Jenny’s body nearly as hard, so he had to start out small. Jenny knew how hard Reggie had pushed himself to get his muscles, and she knew that the longer he had her body, the more likely he would make it as muscular as his! She didn’t want to get her body back like that! She grabbed his arm and begged him to stop, but he wouldn’t listen. He was in his workout zone and ready to bulk up.

Monday, November 8, 2010

The stone (Part 3)

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There was nothing in his closet even remotely modest. Bob sat back on his bed. What was he going to do with this new body? With these new clothes? How could he live like this? Who was he anyway? It was all the fault of that damn stone on his floor!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Guns blazing (Part 2)

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When Mario first tried to stand, he almost immediately fell back down on his bottom. The stripper’s boots were going to take some getting used to. However, he wasn’t just going to give up easily. He’d get back up and figure out his new center of gravity, figure out how to balance, and go kick the asses of those body-swapping aliens. He didn’t even care much about getting his body back; this was more about getting revenge by taking out as many of those bastards as possible...

Saturday, November 6, 2010

The Champ (Part 2)

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The managers had been very hesitant to let Joe into the ring with his new body, but the boxer insisted he had a plan to win no matter what. Despite being a small Asian woman now, he had won his first match after the Great Shift easily and was now relaxing backstage. His plan was certainly an interesting one. He had used his new body as an advantage. The other fighters were hesitant to punch a woman--particularly one of such a small stature. Even if they could get over their natural instincts to not punch a woman, Joe was sure to distract them by constantly slipping and bobbing, shaking his new breasts in a very distracting manner. With these strategies, he won easily. They didn’t call him “The Champ” for nothing!

Friday, November 5, 2010

Not going to believe this

“Hello?” The voice on the other side of the phone asked, “I don’t recognize this number. Who is this?”

“Dude, you’re not going to believe this, but it’s George.” The man said staring at his now very feminine body in the mirror, “Somehow I swapped bodies with some chick. I’m her and she’s me! This is so unreal, man! I don’t know what to do!”