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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Choices (Part 2)

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As Jacob set up his machine, he still couldn’t decide which woman to swap with. He hadn’t quite finished when the long haired blonde entered the room and starting pestering him about taking so long. It looks like the choice was made for him. After swapping with her, he immediately ran up to her room and started taking off her clothes and trying other pieces on. The woman was yelling and pounding on the door, but Jacob had locked it. She’d give up eventually. Her body was his now.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Groupie (Part 1)

Bruce had been working at the music venue for years. He had seen so many bands pass through here, but he was starting to get sick of all these younger, arrogant punks with no respect for the venue staff. He went to work these days often just for the paycheck, and no longer for the love of the music. One day during a performance, the electrical wires he was working with started to spark. He quickly tried to get out of there, but his older body couldn’t quite move fast enough. The sparks soon started to consume his body. He was sure that he would end up in the hospital, but instead he found himself in another part of the venue with similar sparks slowly starting to dissipate. He looked down to see two massive breasts! He had swapped bodies with some woman! He knew she wasn’t in one of the bands, and he knew she certainly wasn’t on staff. He must’ve swapped with a damn groupie!

Monday, August 29, 2011

Bridezilla (Part 2)

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Jorge smiled smugly. He had been giving Evelyn the same grief she had previously been giving him. After all, now that he was the bride, he’d get to be the Bridezilla. He picked out a dress he knew she would hate just to prove a point that weddings are all about the woman. Plus, it was way more than she was willing to spend, but he forced her to pay for it. He couldn’t believe how much he was enjoying being a woman, and enjoying being a bride-to-be even more!

Sunday, August 28, 2011


Darryl wished he had never found that strange bodyswapping device. He had accidentally swapped bodies with his cat Tabby first. But Tabby in his body quickly ran away with his body. He found himself stuck for days; he sat in the cat bed with the device by his paw hoping someone, anyone would come by so he would be human again. He saw a figure at the door and ZAP! He was back to being human again, his girlfriend, in fact. But that meant his girlfriend was now in Tabby’s body. She was going to KILL him once he got this all sorted out again.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Daylight saving

On a cool October weekend when Roger was presented with an interesting gift. For the next twenty-four hours, he’d be able to modify reality in any way he wished. He created all sorts of physics-defying objects at first, but it wasn’t long before he started changing his own body. He took the form of movie stars, a fat man, an elderly gentleman, and so on. A little before twenty-three hours in, he saw an ad for a Christmas Spectacular, and transformed himself into one of the dancing girls. He smiled with his new form, but then he felt the magic start to leave from his hands--his smile started to turn around! No, he still had one hour left to get back to normal! Then he realized, it was daylight saving time, and his twenty-four hours was up! He was stuck like this!

Friday, August 26, 2011


Kevin looked through the rusted fence to the shuttered building. That’s where it all happened five years ago. He was struggling for cash in a brutal economy, so he signed up for experiments at this medical facility. The first experiment he was subjected to was an experimental brain surgery, where his brain was essentially switched with another participant, a young woman named Cassie. Despite the surgery being a complete success, the lead doctor had reservations about switching the pair back to normal immediately, wanting to give them time to recover. The reversal surgery was scheduled for a month later, but Cassie got into a horrible accident. Kevin sued the company. It was a strange trial to say the least, but he ended up scoring a huge settlement. He had essentially lost his life, and he got financial compensation accordingly. The company couldn’t take the hit. Kevin reflected as he stared in; it was true justice.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Middle of the road

As a car rushed passed Geoffrey’s face, he was shocked. What was a car doing inside? Then he quickly realized that the car wasn’t what was misplaced--Geoffrey was! He suddenly found himself in the middle of a very busy street. It was even weirder to be clad only in a skimpy pink bikini! Weirder still, however, was the cute, female body under that bikini, a body which was NOT Geoffrey’s! Another car rushed by, blowing blonde hair into his face. He started to panic. He didn’t know where he was; he didn’t even know WHO he was. The woman he now was had no ID and certainly no money on her. He had no idea how to even contact anyone he knew! He paused for a moment. These were bigger problems; the first thing he needed to do was get out of the middle of the road!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Second lap

If there was one thing running on the track taught Robert, it was that he wasn’t young anymore. He hadn’t even run very far, and he already felt winded. He stopped to rest with his hands on his knees, but then he suddenly got a strange second wind. It was like he was already in full stride. As he started to pull around for another lap, he saw something strange. It was his own body, still winded, on the side of the track. He looked down at his own body to see a feminine form in a pink shirt. He had swapped bodies with another runner--a woman much younger than himself and MUCH more fit! He continued to enjoy his new stamina and started the second lap.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011


Alex had been reading these old books for hours; he was starting to get tired. He and Kiera had found the old spell that caused them to swap bodies so easily. They never suspected that the reversal spell wouldn’t be in the same book! They kept searching. Eventually, Kiera got tired and went home, but Alex kept looking. Now his eyes were getting heavy. However, if he read about the spell more carefully in the first book, he’d know that falling asleep would seal the spell, making the swap irreversible.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Lost it

“You lost it!?” Daniel exclaimed, “How could you lose it? Without that medallion, we’re never going to be able to get our own bodies back!”

“I’m sorry!” Elena responded, “I wrapped it in my scarf, and when I went to go unwrap it, it wasn’t there!”

“Well we better retrace your steps! I’ve had fun being you for the past twelve hours, but I certainly don’t want to be stuck in your body forever! Now, where do you last remember seeing it...”

Sunday, August 21, 2011


It took Frank forever to find a bar in the hours right after the Great Shift, but if there was ever a situation where he needed a drink, this would be it. The bartender hadn’t been shifted, so he was wondering why very few people were out. Frank leaned on the bar to explain what was going on. The bartender listened patiently, partially hoping to get lucky with the beautiful woman talking his ear off. However, with it being only his first night in a female body, Frank was certainly not ready for that yet!

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Language barrier

While most people affected by the Great Shift ended up in a body close to home, Gus ended up thousands of miles away. He couldn’t read a single sign or understand a word people said. It was also cold with a little bit of snow on the ground, and the body he found himself in was wearing a bikini for some reason! Even with the language barrier and the problem of being inside of a new body, he knew that if he didn’t go inside soon, he’d freeze to death! He quickly started heading down the road toward a ground of houses.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Sportscar (Part 2)

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Jake was still having trouble fathoming what had just happened. He wished that a hot sportscar was his and somehow would up in the body of the car’s even hotter driver. He had pulled over to the side of the road to try and wrap his head around the situation. He stroked his hand along the side of the car. It might’ve meant giving up his manhood, but for a car this awesome, he guessed it was a reasonable trade off. Of course, he wasn’t quite sure how he would explain this all to his girlfriend, or even explain this to anyone in his old life. Perhaps he’d have to continue on as this woman and HER life, and judging from the car, she was probably rich. This whole situation might not be so bad.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

The One (Part 1)

They say that when you meet “The One,” that you are inexplicably drawn to them. Howard felt that as he looked across the room. He saw her sitting on the railing. He didn’t know her name, but he felt instantly drawn to her. In fact, it was like he was moving without even lifting his feet off the ground. It was almost as if his soul was being sucked out of his body and zapped in her direction. Little did he know--little COULD he know--that this was exactly what was happening. The pieces of his soul left his body and gradually filled hers up. He suddenly felt in control of his motions again, only they weren’t his, they were hers! He lifted his new feminine arm in disbelief. He looked across the room at his old body. It looked like a zombie, lifeless. He wondered what happened to this woman’s soul? Maybe it was still with him, deep inside. He knew from the moment he met her that they were meant to be together, but he had no idea it would be like this!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011


Jacob had taken a job as a cable repairman for very sinister reasons. He needed to try out his new invention--a body switching machine. He assumed no one would swap with him willingly, so he needed a cover in order to set up a bunch of technical equipment. As he stood on the stoop waiting for someone to answer the door, he got antsy about testing his invention. What if the person at this house was elderly? Would their frail body be able to handle the swap? What if they had a health condition? What if--

His thoughts were interrupted by the door opening. He stared at the two women before him. It appears his only worry would be which of the gorgeous ladies he should swap with. Would he want to be the short haired blonde in the bikini and jean shorts? Or the long haired blonde with the tight dress?

Monday, August 15, 2011


As captain of the football team, Biff often found himself practicing harder and later than the other players. As he was leaving one night, he heard some strange chants coming from the library. He poked his head in to see one of those freaky goth chicks with her nose in a book. He was about to hurl out an insult, but felt a little dizzy before he had the chance. The next thing he knew, a strange text was before his eyes. He felt strange. Then he heard his own voice...

“It worked! I can’t believe it worked!”

Biff jumped up in rage, subconsciously putting his hands on his hips in a feminine manner, “Do you seriously think you can steal my body and get away with it? You can’t pull off being me! People will notice something’s wrong almost instantly!”

His own face simply smiled back, “I think I can manage.”

Saturday, August 13, 2011


Ever since Jorge proposed to Evelyn, he noticed a change. She was slowly turning into a Bridezilla. She was yelling at him all the time and so demanding. He was happy to get a bit of peace and quiet when she went off to try on wedding dresses. But in a quick flash as he turned his head, he saw his bride-to-be. But it wasn’t her, it was her reflection. He turned quickly, but she wasn’t behind him. Then it dawned on him--he had become Evelyn! He admired his new figure in the mirror, and then he smiled. If he was now Evelyn, that meant he was now the bride. He could be the demanding one now. The smile turned into a smirk and eventually a chuckle.

Friday, August 12, 2011

End of the week (Part 5)

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In the two weeks since finding out that he would be stuck in Candice’s body, John had searched effortless for a way back. However, earlier today he got the terrible news. His old body had died; Candice in his body was dead. If there was any hope of switching before, it was all gone now. John took the news really hard and walked around hoping to clear his mind. It didn’t do much good. He was just so consumed with guilt. He had lucked out incredibly with the swap. His body was young and attractive again; he got his entire fortune back with his own will. But Candice’s life was cut short once she was stuck in his elderly body. He wished they had never swapped to begin with; he wished they had gone to switch back just a little bit sooner.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Pink dress (Part 2)

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Next, Trevor heard a door open on the other side of the lab. He looked over to see the lab techs walk in a very familiar face. It was HIM! Rather, it was his body. He was starting to put two-and-two together about the whole body-switching thing right about now. The pink dress and the shoes were a tip-off, but seeing his own body in the doorway REALLY drove the point home.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Sparks fly (Part 2)

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Andrew heard a horn honk; Lina’s friends were here to pick her up. He looked over to see that she was still passed out in his body. What was he going to do? Should he tell them? They would never believe such a wild story! Maybe he should just pretend to be Lina for now. He tossed on a sundress, grabbed Lina’s purse, and headed out. He would try not to be gone for long; however, just as he left, Lina in his body began to stir.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011


“I’m sorry, Caroline, I really am.” Marcus tried his best to console her, “When I was drafted, I really, really didn’t want to go. They gave me a week before reporting for duty, so I researched and discovered this weird body swapping spell in an old book at the library. As a woman--as you--they’ll never be able to draft me. If you make it back--when you make it back--I promise to give you your body back.”

Caroline could only stare at Marcus. She was so angry at him for stealing her body. As he was about to head off on the bus to go to basic training and inevitably war, she thought about running away, going to Canada. It wouldn’t be her good name in trouble, it would be Marcus’s. But if she was caught, would she ever convince Marcus to swap back with her?

Monday, August 8, 2011

The mall (Part 3)

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As Devin walked back from the parking lot to the mall, he thought that he should probably be more concerned that he had swapped bodies with his daughter, but instead he started thinking about cool new outfits he could buy and boys he thought was cute. He caught himself as his mind wandered; there was something changing in mindset. He was starting to think like Katie. This might be an interesting way to get to know her better, but he feared getting lost with her personality slowly encroaching on his!

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Sidelined (Part 13)

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Michael sat there for hours, not quite sure what to do next. Then he soon heard someone shouting for him--his name, his REAL name. He stood up to look in the distance, and it was Keiko--the REAL Keiko. She had a huge smile on her face.

“It worked, Michael!” She yelled, “It worked...well, mostly!”

“Yeah, you’re telling me!”

“Well, the good news is that most of us are back in the right body, but there was...a problem.” Keiko paused, “Your body died in the process. It overloaded or something. I got your soul out here.”

“I guess I should be grateful. But what about the girl whose body I’m in now?”

“She’s safe in that older body I was in. The bitch who caused this whole mess was in your body when it died. I have the spell still; I’ll give it to you. You can feel free to use it however you wish. I won’t say a word that it even still exists.”

Saturday, August 6, 2011

New relations (Part 2)

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Gregory found it a bit of challenge to find his girlfriend in the midst of the confusion resulting from the Shift. When he was reunited, he expected her to be happy. Instead, she snarled up her nose. She had no problem dating Gregory now that he was in the body of a woman, but the fact that he was in the body of a black woman rubbed her the wrong way. Gregory was shocked! He had never pegged her to be a racist, but the fact was all too apparent now. Feeling scorned and rejected, he needed a confidence boost. He soon found himself going to the gym. His plan was to not only help him feel better about himself, but to get his body in such good shape--to make his new body so hot--that no one could ever make him feel rejected again!

Friday, August 5, 2011

Remeeting (Part 1)

It had been a year since Douglas found himself in the body of a young woman named Priscilla. No one would believe who he really was; he even spent a few months in a mental institute as a result. He soon learned he should just pretend to be Priscilla and avoid hassle. He still felt weird wearing her overly feminine clothes. But it was one fateful day in the park when he encountered his old body. He approached tepidly with a shocked look, which was quickly returned.