Not complaining

Kirk was on a honeymoon in Hawaii with his wife, but his eyes kept wandering to many of the other women on the island. There was one he saw several time that he practically drooled over each time he saw her. She had breasts that looked way too big for her frame barely held in by a white bikini. His wife took notice of Kirk’s stray eye and decided to teach him a lesson with a magic spell to switch his soul into the body of the woman he stared at. She confronted him, but he return her sneers with a smile. He asked simply, “Do you really think I’m complaining about this?”

Delaying the swap

After an accidental bodyswap right before their wedding, Diane promised her husband, Simon, that they would swap back before their honeymoon. After a rush to the airport, she promised they'd swap on the trip, and now that they've returned home, they still haven't swapped back. Simon was really getting annoyed with Diane delaying the swap. He was sick of her shoes pinching his feet and her pants being way too tight. What he didn't know, however, is that Diane was happy with the swap and had tossed the medallion into the ocean while they were on their honeymoon.