Rachel Rachel

“I’m hoping the researchers can get you back to normal today. It was unusual enough when they transformed you into my exact copy, but now it’s completely weird that you picked the exact same outfit as me without coordinating.” Rachel stated.

“But I AM normal. You’re really Daniel transformed into a copy of me; don’t you remember?” The other Rachel stated.

The first Rachel seriously considered it for a moment. She was sure she had all of her own memories and that they were hers. “No, Dan, come on. THINK! You’re not really me!”

“I KNOW I’m Rachel! I remember everything! Maybe we’ll ask the researchers.”

“What if they don’t really know either, and they choose one of us at random to go back to being Dan. Ew. I don’t want to be Dan!”

“I don’t want to be him either!”

“But we can’t both be Rachel, can we?”

“Why not?”

The X Division

“Why the hell is this thing spitting out blank pages?” A frustrated Harold asked as he tried to use the copier.

“Because that’s not a photocopier,” Doug said passing by, “It’s a people copier from the company’s X division. Someone brought it up here as a prank.”

“What the hell is a people copier?”

Doug laughed, “Go look in the mirror. From the looks of things, it seems Angela imprinted herself on the machine before you got to it.”

“I’m a copy of Angela? No way!”

“Yes way. All the way down to her DNA.”

“How long does it last?”

“It should wear off in a few days, but with the X division? Who knows if it’s working correctly. It couldbe hours; it could be years.”