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Friday, December 31, 2010

The contest

Five girlfriends had gotten sick of their boyfriends’ cheating ways, and decided to break up with them in a truly epic manner--transforming all of them into women, but they gave their now exes a hope to get their manhood back. Whichever one of the five slept with a dozen guys first would be changed back to a man. After sleeping with the 12th guy, Andy started hooting and hollering. He called up his four buddies to announce that the contest was over. He won and was back to being a dude. There was really no competition, however. The other four men instantly enjoyed their new female bodies and remained chaste to not risk being turned back into a man. They were happy for their friend though!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Adding up

Fred had woken up in an unknown hotel room. He found himself naked, but even more strangely was that he was in the body of a woman. The woman’s outfit tossed by the bedside and a wad of cash left next to him didn’t do much to ease his suspicions. He put the clothes on, grabbed the money, and rushed downstairs. Outside the hotel, a man waited for him, insisting that he get into a large black car...or else. Fred really didn’t like the way this was adding up...

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Cold, alone, and scared

Chris had been wandering the streets for the past few hours. Ever since the Great Shift swapped into a woman’s body, he hadn’t been quite sure what to do with himself. With night beginning to fall, the air became cool. Chris tugged on the hem of his short skirt, he felt cold, alone, and scared.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010


Kyle had to admit that the little device was rather cool. It was no bigger than a cell phone, and it could disguise his body into any shape he wanted. As an experiment, he had gone to a bar as a hot woman. All night long, he found that guy after guy was buying him drinks--getting drunk was a hell of a lot cheaper as a woman! When he lost count of what drink he was on, he tried to change back, but the small device didn’t want to work. He cursed his bad luck! Was he going to be stuck looking like this? It got worse when he went to the bathroom and found out that the device didn’t just make a convenient disguise or hologram around his body, but it actually changed his body. He not only appeared to be a woman; he was one!

Monday, December 27, 2010

Sidelined (Part 8)

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Michael had been driving around in Misty’s car (and in her body) for a few hours when a cell phone rang. Feeling compelled, he pulled over and picked it up. “Why aren’t you at cheerleading practice,” a deep male voice said. Michael couldn’t even get a word in before the voice spoke again, “Meet me at the diner on the corner of Elm and 4th in two hours if you ever hope to be back in your own body ever again.” Michael hadn’t recognized the voice on the other side of the phone, but if it meant the possibility of getting his body back, he’d have to show up and at least find out what the voice was offering...

Sunday, December 26, 2010


Mrs. Nguyen was always annoyed with her daughter, An, for dressing too revealing, but the Great Shift made matters even worse. With her husband now swapped into An’s body, she was downright humiliated walking along the street with her husband wearing insanely short shorts. She often yelled at him. How could he dress his own daughter’s body like that? He argued that these were simply the clothes she owned; it’s not like he had a choice. However, she often nagged him just to go to the store and buy something new to cover up!

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Race car drivers

Cassandra was her high school’s resident outsider. A little bit goth and a little bit emo. She mostly kept to herself, and never expected four of the boys from her backwater town to ever talk to her. The first, named, Henry, spoke with a strong southern slur, “We hear ya know witchcraft.”

“I studied it a little,” she responded quietly.

“Well, none of us are lookin’ f’ward to leavin’ school next year, havin’ to go to work or nothin’. But maybe if we could do some sorta fun thing; work would be cool.”

“Uh-huh,” she didn’t quite know where the boy was going with this.

Finally, he blurted out, “Can ya make us race car drivers!?”

“I can, but it will cost you.”

“Money tain’t nothing.”

“Oh, it isn’t going to cost you money...”

A few months later, the boys returned to their hometown to thank Cassandra. She had turned them all into successful race car drivers. Of course, Cassandra was right about the price. The limited magic she knew could only be performed by taking something very important from the boys, something essential to who they were: their very manhood. They were women now, but they couldn’t be happier. They were living their dreams...even if they were doing it not quite as

Friday, December 24, 2010

So high

“Dude, I must be like SO high. I can see myself standing over there,” a wide-eyed Lucy stated while staring into her own eyes.

“Whoa, me too!” Hank laughed.

The fact of the matter was that both Lucy and Hank were too high to realize that they had actually swapped bodies with the two stoners being inside each other’s bodies. When their buzz wears off, the reality of their new situations would really sink in.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Keep it

“Carol! How could you possibly do this to me!?” Harry screamed at his old body.

“Relax, let me explain...”

“Explain? You stole my body, leaving me in yours! How could there possibly be an explanation?”

“Well, if that’s the way you want to be. I was going to give you back your body when I was done with it, but now I think I’ll keep it!”

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Wake up (Part 2)

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Marc’s initial reaction to his new body was one fear. He curled up into a ball trying to wrap his head around the fact that he was now a woman. It just wasn’t right. He’d now have to deal with periods, and, oh god, there was the possibility of getting pregnant. Marc calmed himself down when he realized that in order to get pregnant, he’d have to first make love to a guy. He may be a woman now, but he was not about to do that any time soon.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Always check your receipt

“No, no, see, take a closer look at your receipt from the bodyswapping store.” Sam pointed out to the woman he had recently swapped bodies with, “This is the box for days and this is the box for years. You checked the latter after writing in the number ‘three.’ That means we are going to be switched for the next one thousand ninety two days. You can try to take this back to the store, but trying to convince me to go back with you is not going to do any good. I know what I was signing up for, and I have enjoyed my time as you so far. I look forward to the next three years living your life...”

Monday, December 20, 2010

Strange (Part 2)

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Don lifted himself up onto his feet as best he could--it was hard considering the high heels on his feet that he was now teetering on. As he stood, he never broke his gaze to the person across the room in his body staring back at him. Despite knowing that his body was now not his own, it still sort of felt like looking in a mirror, a mirror that didn’t mimic his actions. Then he saw his old body break down and cry. It once again felt weird seeing his body react in a way that he never would. Real men, after all, don’t cry. No matter what situation, you wouldn’t catch him shedding a tear, even if he was in the body of a woman now...

Sunday, December 19, 2010


Ricky had hated every day since he swapped bodies with that woman on the street from below the neck. He didn’t go out to play with his friends for fear of being made fun of, he had to switch clothes with the woman and felt silly doing so, and now his parents were taking him to visit a special school to avoid any embarrassment his situation might cause him at a normal public school. It was his world turned upsidedown.

Saturday, December 18, 2010


Twelve hours ago, Darren had swapped bodies with hisgirlfriend using the Medallion of Zulu. Enjoying his new body immediately, he tossed the medallion away, thinking that he’d never want to swap back, but after time had passed and he had experienced womanhood, he found himself digging through the trash for the magic trinket, hoping to use it to swap back to his own body. The swap was a dream at first, but incidents that happened while swapped--including getting his girlfriend’s period--made Darren long to be back in his own body again.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Should've studied (Part 1)

Ken thought it was a bad idea when his sister suggested it. She was failing a class, and asked him to swap bodies with her since he had aced the course when he took it. In hindsight, he probably should have studied. He had taken the class five years ago and had forgotten everything. As he waited for his sister to arrive so they could swap back, he pondered how to break the news that he likely failed...

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Antarctic research center (Part 2)

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The next electromagnetic shock transported Henry in Margot’s body halfway across the world to a desert--he assumed it did the same to Margot in his body. He was thankful that the shock transported some of Margot’s clothes as well, because it certainly didn’t transport her coat. He hadn’t figured out how these electromagnetic shocks worked yet or why the effects were seemingly random, but he did know that if he ever hoped to get his own body back, he’d have to make his way back to the research station. He could only hope that Margot would come to the same conclusion...

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

No looking back (Part 2)

It didn’t take long for Christopher to start having second thoughts about who he had switched bodies with using the magic taxi. He regretted sticking her into the body of the cab driver. She seemed like a nice enough woman in the car, did she deserve this? Plus, now he was a woman--for the rest of his life, he was a woman. Maybe he could find the magic taxi again? Switch back? The odds just seemed far too small...

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Plan all along...

Fred would do anything for his daughter, and tonight he would certainly prove it. After a mishap with the Medallion of Zulu, he found himself in her body on the night of her prom. He got into her excessively frilly pink dress with no question; it is what any good father would do for their child. He had been given explicit instructions on how to act and what to do. With any questions, he would send a text message, and he did anything she asked. He kissed her date and slow danced with another boy she had a crush on. He was shocked when a boy asked her to a hotel room--he texted to find out what he should do. His eyes went wide when he read what his daughter told him to do. After a night of pleasure that Fred never expected to experience, the next day the pair still couldn’t switch back. Fred had gotten pregnant in his own daughter’s body! He’d be furious to find out that was her plan all along...

Monday, December 13, 2010

Pretty hot (Part 2)

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Mark scratched his head...not just out of confusion but also because of the long, unfamiliar hair now falling from his head. He wondered how this could have happened. After all, surely, becoming a woman randomly had to be fairly impossible, right? He wasn’t even sure when it happened. Sometime when he was walking, he guessed. He was sure he didn’t even notice at first--he had felt that brushing for a while...

Sunday, December 12, 2010


“I’m the mama! Mama is me! Fun! Fun!” Linus exclaimed from his mother’s body.

Of course, Nancy was horrified to be swapped into her son’s infant body. Her motor skills quickly became horrible, and her son was being a complete embarrassment in her body. She would’ve cried, but she was feeling humiliated enough....

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Out of the woods

Lucas turned away from the woods with an evil smile. He had no idea why the woman had walked into the sparse forest when he first started following her, but he devised his plan quickly. After being on her trail for about 15 minutes, he jumped on her, touching the Medallion of Zulu to her. He then hit her with a large stick. He watched the woman’s body, unconscious, as it morphed into his while his own changed into hers. He grabbed her clothes off and put them on his new body and then made a break back to the road. He knew she’d wake up from the hit soon, so he had to get out of there.

Thursday, December 9, 2010


Ryan had been grumbling, he didn’t want to go on this stupid family vacation to some damn bodyswapping island, but his parents were making him. He didn’t want to be some other person for a week, but the liberal parents insisted that the best way to empathize with others was to spend some time living in their shoes. They hadn’t been there long before they all found themselves in new bodies. Ryan angrily muttered under his breath about the blonde woman in a skimpy blue bikini he had become until he spied a shocked toddler next to him. His mom had swapped with a 5-year-old boy, and he found this hilarious. However, she was furious. Not at her own situation, but at Ryan's! She yelled to the island’s management. How dare they think it appropriate to give a 12-year-old boy the body of such a mature woman! The resort directors just shrugged. The family had signed the contracts; the swaps were random.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Insider report

Ron was a reporter at a local suburban paper who never expected to get a press invite to the big fashion shows in the City. He was about to throw away the piece of paper when his editor saw it and insisted that he attend and cover the event. Ron groaned. Fashion just wasn’t his thing. Two weeks later, he was at the event and waiting impatiently for the runway show to start. But before the lights could go down, Ron got a headache. He closed his eyes to regain his composure, and when he opened them again, things were different. He was suddenly surrounded by bustle; people were no longer seated but running around. There was some woman with her hands all over him. He didn’t even have time to shoo her away before he saw his reflection from across the room. His eyes went wide when he realized he was backstage, and that he had swapped bodies with one of the models. He knew nothing about how to walk the runway or what he was supposed to be doing--much less how any of this happened!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Frat house

Brent had hoped that last night was all a bad dream, but when he woke up he realized he wasn’t. All of his fraternity brothers had their bodies stolen by the members of a sorority last night at a wild party, and that meant that he too was stuck in a body of one of the sisters. Normally, he’d be psyched to wake up with tons of hot women surrounding him, but he didn’t want to be one of them! He felt weird wearing her skimpy nightgown, having breasts hanging from his chest, and who the hell wears heels to bed? Brent didn’t have too long to focus on the changes as his frat brother’s were looking to him for a scheme to get their bodies back.

Monday, December 6, 2010

No looking back (Part 1)

Christopher had been stuck in the body of that cab driver for three months, but it wasn’t until today that he finally had a way out. The fare was long enough to initiate a swap with his passenger. It was a woman with long blonde hair and large breasts, the type he would’ve totally hit on back when he was a broker on Wall Street. He was a little hesitant about being her, but did he really have a choice? After completing the swap, he left without looking back...