Chicken

Things couldn't have turned out better for Michael. Years after inventing a bodyswitching device, he finally tricked a young woman down into the basement of his store where he hid it. After trapping her inside one of the pods, he got in the other, but he hadn't noticed that a chicken had stuck in with the woman as well. Michael was now safely inside the body of the young woman; the chicken was inside his body, leaning against the side of his store, unaccustomed to a human body. Meanwhile, the woman was now a chicken. Unable to cry for help or explain her situation. No one would be able to rat on him!

Double or nothing

"Yes, I win again!" David cheered, "That means I get to keep your body for another month! Want to play again? Double or nothing?"

David couldn't believe Gwen was dumb enough to play again. After losing all her money, she asked what she could bet to keep playing and possibly earn her money back. David had wanted to feel what it was like to be a woman and found a spell on the internet that would allow two people to swap bodies...but only if they were willing. He used the opportunity to proposition Gwen about it. She agreed, hoping to finally win. David initially won a week, then two, then a month, and now two. What he didn't know was that Gwen knew about the spell and was throwing the games on purpose. She wanted to be a man and couldn't wait for David to up the ante to "forever."

That bitch tricked me!

"That bitch tricked me," Quincy mumbled, "I told my cousin about my secret desire to be a woman, and she offered to swap bodies with me. At first I thought she was bullshitting me, but she insisted she could do it. All she needed was someone who was willing; I quickly agreed. Now I know why she was so eager to swap. Shortly after she left, the cops came and slapped on some handcuffs and arrested me! I'm not sure what she did, but I'm pissed off she did this to me!"