Demands

“No way, Ellen!” Adam exclaimed, “After you ‘borrowed’ my body, you told me that you’d give it back in one day. It’s been two. You told me you’d switch us back if I wore this leather skirt and damned high heeled boots, but you haven’t. Now you say that the only way you’ll return us to normal if I have sex with you? No way! I have no interest in letting you stick that penis inside of me--even if it is mine. I’m not the slightest bit curious what sex as a woman feels like. And why should I believe you’ll do what you say even after we have sex? Not this time, Ellen! I would rather be stuck in your body for the rest of my life than keep giving into your ever increasing demands.”

Backup

Officer Frank Harrison and his partner heard a call on the radio for police backup for a well-known drug house. Both men immediately responded to the scene, but found it strangely quiet...too quiet. Frank and his partner snuck around back, but two thugs got the drop on them. The dealers were not working with your typical street drugs and decided to test their wares on the two cops. Frank's partner died instantly from his injection, but Frank had very different results. His chest ballooned outward; hair sprouted from his bald head. His beer belly vanished, his hips got a new curvy feel, andhis penis retreated inside of his body--replaced with a vagina. The dealers thought it would be funny to give Frank the outfit of a stripper that was sent by business associates of the thugs a few days ago, who had ironically enough been dressed up as a sexy cop.