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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Holiday (Part 1)

Jeff was on holiday skiing down the mountains when a strange flash of light tripped him up. All of a sudden, he fell off balance and struggled to maintain his footing. He plowed straight down into the snow. Considering the difficult course he was navigated, he thanked God that he wasn't dead or even hurt. However, something was certainly wrong. For starters, this wasn't the black diamond run he was just on.The terrain was too flat. Then he looked down at his body and got the shock of his life. He was someone else's body, a young woman's body to be precise! Jeff realized that this would explain the stumble and fall. Either she was already tripping down the bunny slope before the swap, or else he was taken aback by the new center of gravity. Regardless, Jeff started to make his way back to the lodge to figure out what the hell was going on...

Monday, August 30, 2010


There were plenty of things that Sasha didn't like about being a commuter student at college, but it was nice to be able to invite friends over for a late night study session that was some place other than a dorm or the library. Sasha's parents' house allowed the group a nice mix of quiet and privacy, but none of them could've suspected the disruptive nature of Sasha's younger brother, Daniel, and his friends. They were upstairs chanting a strange ritual while the college aged girls were downstairs studying when a light shot between the two floors. The girls suddenly found themselves upstairs in the bodies of Daniel and his friends, and the boys were downstairs in the sexy bodies of Sasha and her classmates.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

End of the week (Part 2)

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Candice and John walked from the park to the lab, and quickly John complained about the heels on his feet and how she didn't own any flats. Candice smiled, "Sure I do, but you paid good money to experience being a woman for a week. I hid all but my girliest clothes; I wanted to make sure you got your money's worth. Speaking of which, I hope you used a condom!"
It was John's turn to smile, "I sure did! Despite your boyfriend's insisting on otherwise!"

Saturday, August 28, 2010


After getting over the initial shock of the Great Shift, Scott started to settle into the fact that he (along with the rest of the world) had a new body. He quickly began acting fiery, appropriate for the new red-hedded body he was now in. Sticking out his tongue, he fondled his own ass. You know, he figures that he got a pretty good deal out of this Great Shift thing...

Friday, August 27, 2010


Brett and Sarah freaked out when the domes suddenly came down over their heads, but their struggles would do no good. Soon the machine activated, and the pairs' brains were switched. Brett would now have to be stuck in Sarah's female body, and Sarah would be stuck in the masculine body of Brett...

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Liberal art (Part 1)

Reggie was a sophomore business major at a leading University and a member of the campus's young Republicans. However, the liberal nature of college kids regularly got on his nerve. It wasn't just their politics, but the absolutely idiotic things they did. He sighed wishing they could all just grow up as he walked back to his dorm from his economics class. And that's when the Great Shift hit and he found himself in the basement of the art school in the body of a female painting major. She was apparently working on a mural that just looked like trashy graffiti to Reggie, and he couldn't believe she was doing this "art" wearing roller skates, which meant that HE was now wearing roller skates. He couldn't believe that he was now inside the body of one of those freaky liberal art majors!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010


Adam wasn't going to let his secretary get away with stealing his body. They had swapped the other day, and she kept making excuses to not swap back. He decided to confront her directly, pushing him back in his chair and demanding that she give him his body back...even with many co-workers standing witness. The secretary in Adam's body just played dumb, making Adam seem like he was a hard-working woman who had lost her mind.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Stairway (Part 1)

Brad had been rushing up the stairs without really looking where he was going. He ended up plowing into a woman walking down, and they both took a tumble. Brad's body stood up first, and it started walking down the stairs. But Brad himself hadn't moved much. When the two people collided, their souls got switched. Neither instantly realized it, but Brad was certainly the first to figure it out when he tried to stand up in his new female body, learning it was very difficult to do in the woman's heeled sandles. He tried yelling down to the woman in his body, but she had taken off so fast. And there was no way he'd be able to chase her in these heels!

Monday, August 23, 2010


Michael had never hired a prostitute before, but it had been so long since he had been with a woman that he was desperate. He picked up a gorgeous blonde woman that asked if he wouldn't mind trying something a little different. He agreed, and she slipped away for a moment, returning in a spandex blue one-piece catsuit. She then asked Michael to tie her up. As he did so, he thought about how kinky this would be, but then she started mumbling some strange words. Then Michael passed out. When he awoke, he found himself in the position he had left the prostitute in. There was no sign of his body anywhere. She must have taken it! How was Michael going to get his own body back? How was he even going to get untied!?

Sunday, August 22, 2010


When Harry was given the chance to participate in an experimental procedure to use a bodyswapping machine, he jumped at it. Being involved on the forefront of science was a nerdy love of his, and this was a great opportunity. The inventor warned him that while after the swap, Harry would still be himself but parts of his new body's personality would overcome his own. This didn' bother him even when he was told he'd be swapping with a woman. Of course, Harry had expected the other volunteer to be as much into science as he was and not a blonde bimbo. Once inside his new body, Harry could quite literally feel himself get dumber. His geeky inclinations were replaced with an interest in clothes, partying, but! Harry couldn't believe how horny he was, and how much he wanted to have sex with another man.

Saturday, August 21, 2010


Hans couldn't believe that his girlfriend would throw the Medallion of Zulu in the river only a few minutes before they were able to switch back to their own bodies. Why would she want to leave him trapped in her body? Why would she want to keep his body? His only hope was wading in the river, hoping that the current wouldn't sweep it away.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Not getting upset

Carter couldn't believe the amount of people yelling at each other in the wake of the Great Shift. It was as if they all thought whoever now found themselves in their old bodies was somehow responsible for the worldwide bodyswapping. The 35-year-old man could easily deduce better. Sure, he had his own problems, suddenly finding himself in the body of a 20-something year old woman, but he just didn't find a need to get upset or angry over the whole situation...

Thursday, August 19, 2010


It was easily the strangest party James had ever been to. He would have left in the first five minutes, but the first strange thing to happen to him was swapping bodies with another partygoer the moment he walked in the door. People were experimenting with their new bodies by having group orgies, which made James cringe. After a bit longer, he found his own body, seemingly pass-out drunk. However, inspecting his body up close he found out it wasn't drunk, but dead. When everyone swapped back, what would happen to him?

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

End of the week (Part 1)

Candice smiled knowing that she'd soon be ten million dollars richer. For the past week, she had let an old, rich man borrow her body, while she spent the days in his. Now the week was at an end; they met in the park before heading off to the experimental lab to have the procedure performed. Candice told John that she couldn't wait to have her body back, and the money that the old man promised. John assured Candice the money would be wired to her account by the end of the day, and told her that while he enjoyed certain parts about being her for the week, he too was anxious to get back to being his old self...

Tuesday, August 17, 2010


Bud hadn't been happy with the results of the Great Shift. He had been a bodybuilder and felt years of work go down the drain when he was all of a sudden in the body of a 100 pound woman. He decided that he would start all over, and so he worked out every single day. As time passed, his muscles grew and he became a very buff woman. He looked in the mirror at the gym and realized that a buff woman probably wouldn't have the same selling power for workout equipment and DVDs as a buff man would. Still, he liked what he saw...

Monday, August 16, 2010

Not a toy (Part 2)

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This week had been way too much fun. Mitch had loved torturing his best friend Tom from the body of Tom's girlfriend, Melissa. But now his week of fun was coming to an end. For his final few hours in Melissa's body, he had decided to wear thick makeup, tiny jean shorts, black hose, and sneakers. He waited in the psychology center for the switch back for what seemed like forever. Then a doctor came out, apparently Melissa in his body hadn't shown up yet, and no one had been able to figure out her whereabouts.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

White light

The white light of the Great Shift engulfed the entire world, swapping bodies from one person to another completely at random. As the light subsided, people would often slowly notice the fact that they were no longer in their own bodies. Greg was in a crowded locale when the Shift hit, and he would soon find himself in a brand new body, the body of an elegant and beautiful woman. Once he realized it, he would be shocked, but he'd come to accept the change, along with the rest of the world...

Saturday, August 14, 2010


Not long after the first bodyswapping device was invented, the religious right made their move to outlaw the technology. Still, many operated underground swapping labs to perform the procedure. Sam Wallace operated one such lab in his basement. His usually clients were old women with money desperate to be young swapping with young women desperate to be wealthy. He had strapped his latest two clients into their seats and initiated the process. A surge hit and he ran to unplug the power. As he did so, a strange jolt of energy shot from the cable, turning his own body into an exact double of the young woman in the process. He supposed it wasn't so bad. After all, it could've turned into a double of the old woman instead!

Friday, August 13, 2010


"Holy cow! We've all switched bodies!" Joe exclaimed.

"Well, that's nothing for you and Mike," Ted retorted, "You guys are practically like twins! I wound up in Debbie's body! Now I've got blonde hair and tits! I'm probably going to get hit on by guys! Gross! Plus, I'm barely able to stand in these heels!"

"You think you have it bad," an enraged Debbie interupted, "I'm in your short, fat, and disgusting body, Ted! I want my own body back!"

"We all do," Mike finally interjected, "But do any of us know how we get back to our own bodies?"


Thursday, August 12, 2010


Joseph looked at the distant mirror on the other side of the room. It was the first time he had seen his reflection since the Great Shift. He knew he was a woman, but now he knew what he looked like. The body wasn't fat, but it certainly wasn't hot. The same could be said for his new face--it was just sort of plain. Of all the people he could've wound up in the body of, he ended up as someone rather average...

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Seeing Santa

Scott Clemens wasn't going to let the first Christmas after the Great Shift be ruined. A lot of things changed in the weeks and months after the worldwide bodyswapping incident, but he wasn't going to let it ruin the tradition of taking his two boys to see Santa. Scott's older son, Rob (age 7), let Donnie (age 5), sit on Santa's lap first, as the two kids and their dad posed for a photo. Donnie was so excited to see Santa again. He told the bearded man that he had been a very good boy this year and that the only thing he wanted was his former body back. The guy playing Santa tried to explain that some things were even out of Santa's power. Rob, on the other hand, felt like he was getting a little too old for Santa. However, considering the boys new bodies, maybe they both were a little too old for Santa...

Tuesday, August 10, 2010


"Alright, you stupid bitch," Tony screamed in Jill's face, "I want my body back and I want it NOW!"

Jill seemed to stare off into the distance, mostly ignoring Tony, but she calmly responded, "You aren't getting it back, and from my perspective these days you're the one who looks like a stupid bitch. You got the body for it at least."

Monday, August 9, 2010

Gone wrong

Kyle had signed up for the latest batch of experiments the psychology department at his college was conducting, though he had to admit to being a little freaked out when they told him they were experimenting with brain swapping. Still, the money was good enough that he couldn't say no...even when he found out the other participant was his psycho, nagging ex-girlfriend. The thought of being in her body for the entire week of the test gave him chills, but things got interesting when she proposed a bet. Whoever came crawling back to the lab first begging for their own body back would be the loser and would have to do anything of the winner's choosing. Kyle agreed, knowing he wouldn't cave no matter what. However, neither really would be able to participate in the bet after an accident in the swapping procedure occured. Both Kyle and his ex's brains were merged into one body--her body. Kyle was mostly in control, but he could feel his ex's constant nagging in the back of his head. He'd throw some clothes on in the morning, then be upset with himself for picking out something that made him look fat. He'd be at a bar and yel at himself for drinking so much. He wanted to shoot himself. He had dumped her to get away from this sort of thing, and now it was struck constantly inside his head. He hoped those geeks could sort this out soon!

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Locker room (Part 2)

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In Principal Lewis's haste, he had run into the men's locker room instead of the women's. Perhaps the reality of being in the body of the slutty student hadn't quite sunk in yet. He was soon surrounded by half-naked men. Many of them had been women before the Shift and were quite curious about their new bodies. In addition, many of these women had been students familiar with Kelli's reputation around the school--she wasn't the type of girl to say no. But with Principal Lewis now inside of her body, he was screaming for them to stay away.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Unexplainable (Part 3)

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David finally managed to get to his feet, still completely amazed by the new body he saw when he looked down. He still wondered what could have done this to him. It seems that there weren't going to be any answers or any reason. He just would have to come to accept that he had a new body now, a new life. He wondered what this meant for him and his future, but he guessed that only time would tell.