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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Wedding plans

Brian sulked. With only an hour left until his wedding, some weird bodyswapping incident that the media was calling “The Great Shift” happened, and he found himself in the body of one of the bride’s maids. Worse still was that his wife-to-be was nowhere to be found. He was still holding out hope that she would show up in time, and that everything would go as planned--well, it would go as best it could considering all the chaos and confusion of the situation.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Back in time

Ed had invented a machine that would allow him to travel back in time. The only problem was that only his mind could travel back in time and not his body. For his latest trip, he one knob of the device to send him back to 1977; the other would ensure he was there for a ful year. As he zapped himself through the decades, he soon found himself back in the past in a very familiar body--his mother’s! Then he did the math; he’d be born in about 10 or 11 months. That would mean he would have to find whoever his father was, have sex with him, and give birth to himself. This was NOT what he had planned with his invention!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The park

Michael was having a nice day in the park when it happened. A strange woman dressed in leather pressed up against him and gave him a big kiss on the lips. He felt cold for a moment, then he felt drained. It was like he was being sucked out of his own body--in a way that was exactly what was happening to him. As he started to get feeling back, he could tell something was very wrong. He found himself in the woman’s body! His own body was nowhere to be found! What had this strange woman done to him!?

Monday, June 27, 2011

Unprotected (Part 2)

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After Professor Greene realized his situation, he thought about a larger problem. If the other people involved in the test had been swapped like he had been, everyone inside the lab would not know how to turn off the machine. It would either continue swapping everyone on campus or it would swap a larger and larger radius very quickly. The worst case scenario was that it would do both!

Sunday, June 26, 2011

7 days (Part 1)

Dwight was a straight A student at the University, and was fascinated when he read a post on the campus bulletin board about a bodyswapping study. It would last for seven days, and he’d get paid a good sum for his time. He had expected to swap with another sci-fi nerd like himself, but instead he found himself in the body of a drop dead gorgeous blond woman. He couldn’t imagine a woman like this would give this body up--even for a week!

Saturday, June 25, 2011


Clifford had been the only survivor of the tragic boating accident. As others drowned at sea, he found his way to a desert island. The weird twist was that he found himself in the body of one of the other passengers on the boat, a young woman by the name of Tina. Despite the horrible conditions of the island, he had enjoyed being in her body. He smiled as he finished work on a small raft that would help him return to civilization and take over Tina’s life...

Friday, June 24, 2011


It had been the weirdest thing Pete had ever found. He had just parked his car and placed a quarter in the meter. A bolt of light came out of it, transforming into a woman. With a bit of testing, he found that whoever put money in the meter would be transformed. There was a two hour limit, but he tried to keep money in at all times.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

The school project

The four students sat in their chairs fidgeting awkwardly. It was not surprising considering what had just happened to them. They were to put in a new program to foster understanding--to gain a new perspective. From left to right, the shy and quiet Asian student Ayumi was in the body of the outspoken and popular Zach. Awkward nerd Richard was in the body of the blonde cheerleader Caitlin. Caitlin was, of course, in Richard’s body, and Zach was in Ayumi’s body. Not a single one was happy about the first...

Wednesday, June 22, 2011


Craig figured that he should be happy to be alive. After the car accident, his body had been completely paralyzed, but they were able to salvage his brain. As the only viable organ, it was donated to a new scientific program. The doctors had taken all sorts of parts from different donors to bring an individual back to life. Craig was shocked to wake up with a mostly female body with some metal parts replacing a few missing pieces on his head and torso. The doctors assured Craig that they would replace these elements as soon as new parts were acquired. In the meantime, physical therapy would begin. They trotted Craig out in front of a panel, amazed at how quickly the accident victim was up and walking with the new experimental procedure.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Fixing the roof (Part 6)

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Despite Wally’s new found desires to act like a slut, he still had to deal with his wife’s demands to chores at home. He set up the ladder so that he could clean the gutters. Of course, he wouldn’t be wearing work-appropriate clothes by any means.

Monday, June 20, 2011

The pods

As Bill slipped out of the second pod on the other side of the room from the one where he got in, he marveled at his new body. The strange machine with two circular doors on either side of the room had worked just as it had promised. It had switched his body with his sister’s, who had gotten in the pod. Her body was now his, and his body was now hers. The next step would be convincing her to let him keep this body for a little while.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Role swapper (Part 1)

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When Roy looked down at his own feet, he felt they looked so strange wedged into the high heels, but to everyone else he was a smoking hot babe who fit them perfectly. His life had been pretty normal until this morning, until a version of himself from an alternate universe gave him a device that allowed him to swap the bodies of two people. He had tried it out with others first, but then he decided to try it on himself. He picked the most attractive woman he could find and activated the device. Looking down, he only saw his own hairy gross body, but in the mirror, he was the babe! He laughed as he first walked around, noticing guy’s heads turning. It was an odd feeling, especially considering he still saw himself the same as he ever did!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Shopped around

Kate watched as her former body stirred awake. William Jenkins had spent nearly his entire fortune to swap bodies with the woman in her early 20s. He was enjoying every sensation, every moment of his new body. After spending $100 million to Kate for the swap, he knew he’d have a tough time adjusting to being rather poor, but it was worth it to be a woman--he was already loving it. As for Kate, she didn’t have much to worry about. She was rich now. Sure, she was a man, but she had already arranged a plan to deal with that. She found a woman willing to swap into William’s old body for a mere $10 million. She’d be rich AND beautiful. She laughed thinking that William should’ve shopped around a little bit...

Friday, June 17, 2011


As the bright light receded from the room and back to the window from where it came, a smile came over Ralph’s face as he discovered the effect the light had on him. He had gone from an overweight banker in his 40s to a voluptuous and curvy young woman. Even his clothes had changed to heels and a skimpy bikini. Elsewhere in town, a woman named Tina was in shock after a light came over her, changing her into a much older and overweight man...

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Sportscar (Part 1)

When Jake saw the orange sportscar zooming down the street, his jealousy set in. He wished that he owned such an awesome car; he wished he was driving that car. And in a surprise instant, his wish was granted. Being suddenly behind the wheel was a shock, but he managed to slam on the breaks. He was now in the body of the car’s driver--a hot young woman--he was now a hot young woman. He puled over to the side of the road and got out of the car. He couldn’t believe what had just happened to him...

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Unregistered (Part 2)

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Mark awkwardly exited the car in Heather’s body as she yelled at him from the other seat. He was trying his best not to admire his new boobs or act in a way that would call too much attention to himself. He’d try to live Heather’s life as best he could and try to be more than just a pretty face.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011


When the Great Shift struck, Joshua didn’t panic. He didn’t explore his new feminine body. He remained calm. He sat down on a nearby paint can and put his hands together.

“Dear God,” he started, “I have no idea why you chose to put my brain into the body of this woman, but I pray that you give me my male body back. Amen.”

Monday, June 13, 2011


When it was announced that the government had discovered a way to possibly reverse the effects of the Great Shift, thousands rushed to volunteer in hopes of getting their bodies back. Few made it beyond the first qualifying round--either their original body could not be found, one of the bodies involved was too frail for the procedure, or many other reasons. Both David Graham and Paul Sanford had made it passed these initial concerns and were now waiting patiently for an interview with a representative for their interview to see if they would be selected as one of the few who would be swapped back in the first round of testing. Both had dressed what they thought was appropriate for such an interview.

Sunday, June 12, 2011


Al had been a fan of the strange an unusual for years; he begged his family to take him to the sideshow, which they did with a bit of reluctance. None of them could have expected the Great Shift would occur while they were there. Al Dad, a rather conservative man, ended up in the body of a woman covered head-to-toe in tattoos. He was horrified. His mom found herself in the body of the bearded lady, and she quickly found out that she was no “lady” at all where it counted! His sister found herself as one-half of a conjoined twin. Considering his family’s awkward situation, he figured he should think of himself as lucky, as he ended up in the body of a contortionist. Despite his new flexibility, he looked normal.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Smooth (Part 1)

A strange wave pushed Jason to the ground, knocking him out. When he awoke, things felt different. He reached for his face to discover his scruffy beard had been replaced by smooth skin. The messy hippie hair on his head was now neat and straight. And, of course, he discovered the boobs now hanging from his chest. He had become a woman!

Friday, June 10, 2011


Unlike many of his comrades, Yuri Petrov was not deterred by the sexy body the bodyswitching aliens had stuck him in. Without skipping a beat after the switch, he grabbed a gun and started kicking ass. The battle was brief and bloody, but Yuri took down the mothership over his beloved Russia. Sure, he may have to deal with this new body, but he took solace in the fact that no one else would fall victim to the same fate.

Thursday, June 9, 2011


When Danielle woke up in the body of a hairy, overweight man, she was horrified. In the process of freaking out, she found a note that read, “If you ever want to see your body again. Meet me at 5PM with $100,000. CASH.” In her panic, Danielle emptied her bank accounts and made her way to the address on the note. A man answered the door asking to see the cash. He silently took it from her as she started to scream about her body. He motioned for her to follow. He brought her into a room where she thankfully saw her body, dressed in leather and smoking a cigar. Danielle screamed, “You got your money, now give me my body back!” The person in her body laughed, “Look, Babe. The note said ‘if you ever wanted to SEE your body’ again. It didn’t say anything about switching back. I’m enjoying this sexy little bod of yours. Have fun with my body; you’re stuck with it now!”

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Roommates (Part 1)

When Will awoke from his nap, he was shocked at the body he now had. He put a hand to his chest in shock now that a breast hung from it.

Norm, his roommate, entered and laughed, “Let me explain, Will. Remember that medallion I showed you? I slipped it around your neck while you napped, and asked Carol from down the hall to come by. She’s having a good time as you right now. I suggest you enjoy your time as her for the next twelve hours, because that’s how long you’ll be in her body.”

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Sidelined (Part 11)

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Michael sat and waited. He had arranged for woman who was now in his body to meet him at the location Keiko told him. Keiko was carefully hidden; she would initiate the swap to turn everyone back as soon as Michael’s body got in range. As 3PM came around, Michael in Misty’s body was impatient. Then 3:30, the woman was late. Maybe she was on to them? Then at 3:45, a car pulled up. Though Michael saw his own body in the driver’s seat, there were two women in the car as well. Who were they? Why did he bring them along? And Michael had a feeling that these added bodies in the swapping mix were going to cause some problems...

Monday, June 6, 2011

Kidnapped (Part 2)

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For the next few hours, George was disoriented, but when he realized his new body, he didn’t know what to do. However, the following day, he came up with a plan. He headed back downtown to what he remembered in an attempt to jog his memory. None of it seemed familiar. Even as he walked right passed the building where his body had been stolen, he just didn’t remember it. With no hopes of finding out what happened to him, how would he ever get back to his own body?