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Saturday, December 31, 2011


“No way, Ellen!” Adam exclaimed, “After you ‘borrowed’ my body, you told me that you’d give it back in one day. It’s been two. You told me you’d switch us back if I wore this leather skirt and damned high heeled boots, but you haven’t. Now you say that the only way you’ll return us to normal if I have sex with you? No way! I have no interest in letting you stick that penis inside of me--even if it is mine. I’m not the slightest bit curious what sex as a woman feels like. And why should I believe you’ll do what you say even after we have sex? Not this time, Ellen! I would rather be stuck in your body for the rest of my life than keep giving into your ever increasing demands.”

Friday, December 30, 2011

One night (Part 5)

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Zach smiled as he stumbled through his words, asking Denise if they could make the swap permanent. There was a long pause, and then Denise smiled too. She was going to ask him the same thing, but she didn’t think he’d ever want to stay in a woman’s body. The two laughed and smiled a little more before saying goodbye and starting on their new lives.

Thursday, December 29, 2011


Brad Grant had always dreamed of being a hero. He had joined the air force over a decade ago in the hopes of doing something great. However, after two tours of duty in the Gulf, it felt like he was simply destroying innocent lives instead of making a real difference. He now lived a civilian life and had mostly forgotten his once high aspirations. It was a routine business trip to Vegas where his dreams had the chance to live once more. An event that would be come to be called The Great Shift happened mid-air. Everyone on board swapped bodies. Brad found himself in the body of a stewardess. The plane started to dip. The young boys now inhabited the bodies of the pilots, and the pilots minds were nowhere to be found. As the only one with any flight experience, Brad rushed the cockpit. Though many flights on that day would end in tragedy, Brad landed the plane he was on successfully. He became a national hero, but he was just glad that he was finally able to do some good int he world.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Student body (Part 3)

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Richard Strauss stood frozen in front of his class hoping to overcome his new anxiety. He was relieved when a voice over the intercom dismissed classes for the day. The faculty stayed behind to discuss the situation. Richard walked down the hall to the teachers’ lounge. He paused as he looked around. It was no wonder the students had trouble learning in this environment. The building was in bad need of repairs. If the community didn’t value the place where the students learned, what message did that send?

Tuesday, December 27, 2011


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Gus sighed. The economy had hit him hard, and he was taking his last $40 out of his bank account. He had always hoped for a better life, but was never able to achieve it. When the ATM asked if he wanted “change,” he couldn’t help but say yes...and what a change he got! The previous user had been a rich blonde woman, and the ATM changed Gus into her! It would be the start of a great new life for Gus, but whoever used it next would be stuck with poor, old Gus’s body!

Monday, December 26, 2011


Ken had grumbled when the Great Shift first happened, and he ended up in the body of his sister, May. But his anger son turned to worry after getting in touch with the rest of his family and discovered not one had heard from May. As the weeks passed, hope gave out, and the family believed that she must have wound up in one of the many bodies that had died as a result of the Shift. Since he had her body, Ken decided his sister’s memory would live through him. May had loved ballet, so he dedicated a good portion of his time to it. Next week, he had an audition that might allow him to turn pro. May would be proud.

Sunday, December 25, 2011


Pablo peaked over the stable door to see his old body passed out in a pile of manure. He wasn’t sure what had caused him to swap bodies with his employer, Ms. VanWoodser, but he had to admit it felt good to be in her rich body. She must have passed out from the shock of being in his body. It probably wasn’t easy to adjust from to being in the body of a house servant after being a wealthy heiress.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Charity event

Ralph had been working to construct the stage for a charity event later in the day. It didn’t even phase him when he found himself in the celebrity trailer with his brain now in the body of one of the female stars to appear later. Instead of freaking out, he just went back to where he left off when the incident happened.

Friday, December 23, 2011


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A strange invisible wave of feeling hit Jack. He needed to grab onto a nearby car to keep his balance. He had a strange feeling that something was wrong, but he would’ve never suspected that he now had the body of a sexy woman! Of course, no one could’ve suspected The Great Shift, which switched the bodies of 99% of the world’s population.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

A long night: Redress

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After a bit of thinking, Chuck came up with a plan. He knew enough about electrical equipment to turn the power off from the street--he hoped that  wouldn’t be too close to his house and the malfunctioning bodyswapping machine! He wasn’t going to be able to scale the pole in a dress though! He dug through his new body’s closets and drawers and finally found some jeans. He couldn’t believe how tight they were, but after trying a few pairs on, he knew it was the best he could do. All of her tops revealed an amazing amount of cleavage as well; Chuck knew he’d just have to suck it up.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Paradise (Part 1)

Jerry had retired from teaching just last year, and now spent his days in a tropical paradise as a tour guide for trips around the beach. As he explained the natural landscape to the people on the tour, a woman approached him with a question. She showed him a medallion, saying she found it on the beach yesterday, and asked if he had any information about it. When he reached to grab it, a jolt shocked the two, and they soon discovered that they had switched bodies! With the woman’s surprise, she accidentally dropped the medallion into the ocean. She looked down, scared that she would be stuck in Jerry’s body forever! Jerry, on the other hand, couldn’t really complain.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

One last look (Part 1)

Max tried to slip out of the building without being noticed. He had taken Marilyn’s body, and if she saw him, she’d certainly make a scene. But he was hoping if she didn’t see herself, she may never noticed that she was now in his body. He had made it out to the steps, and looked over his shoulder to make sure she wasn’t behind him. It seems that he had gotten away with it--he had stolen her body!

Monday, December 19, 2011


Alan was really regretting volunteering for that magic trick; in fact, he was regretting attending the entire magic show. He had raised his hand when the magician asked for volunteers. He was put in one box while the magician’s assistant was put in the other. A quick wave of the wand and the two had swapped, but something went awry on the switch back and Alan ended up in the assistant’s body! Now he awaited backstage, fiddling with cards and rabbits, as the magician finished his act. He was hoping that this could be fixed! He didn’t want to be stuck in her body!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Other side of town (Part 2)

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Wes had walked uncomfortably in heels for about a mile--enough to get to a nicer part of town. His feet were killing him. As he stopped for a moment, he realized there was going to be a bigger problem once he got home. He no longer had keys to his house. He couldn’t imagine his neighbor with a spare would believe who he was now. Plus, most of his neighbors were a little bit racist, and probably wouldn’t even answer the door for him with this new body. He needed to think of a plan!

Saturday, December 17, 2011


At first, Justin wanted answers. Why was he trapped in ht cage? Why was it set up like a small room? And how the hell did he now have a woman’s body! As he waited, no one came. After a day being trapped in the cage--and trapped in the body--he would settle for just seeing another human being!

Friday, December 16, 2011

The wish

Bob’s wife had died when their daughter Rachel was young. He was so close to her that it nearly broke his heart when she went to college many miles away from home. Every day he longed for her to be closer and wished he could see her every day. He had no idea that a passing magical being saw it fit to grant his wish, though certainly not in the way he expected. Within an instant, he found himself in the body of Rachel’s freshman roommate, Zoe. He was in pure shock as he sat on her bed, seeing his daughter across the room at a desk. Then his shock continued when he looked down to discover his new body. Rachel looked over with a puzzled look on her face; she wondered why her roommate just started playing with her breasts as though she was experiencing them for the first time. Little did she know it was her father inside Zoe’s body, and he WAS experiencing them for the first time.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Middle of the Road (Part 2)

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Geoffrey made his way through traffic to the side of the road. He stood behind an RV and put his head in his hands, frustrated. He didn’t know what he was going to do. At first he thought about looking around for this woman’s clothes, but he had no idea the first place to look. Instead, he decided to try to get back to his apartment or someplace else more familiar--he knew where he his his spare key. But he’d need to get there, and right now he could only think of one way--hitchhiking!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Student body (Part 2)

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As chaos erupted in his class after the Great Shift, Richard Strauss wanted to try and calm them down but found that Cassia’s body froze up in fear. He could only just continue to stand there as the class went crazy. He built up courage to speak, but only spoke timidly at first, “Class!”

He paused, attempting to put his all into making himself sound in charge, “Everyone! Please calm down!”

Soon enough, all stares were on Mr. Strauss as he was forced to deal with Cassia’s social anxiety.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Instructions for Life

Alan hadn’t expected the afterlife to be like this! There were no fluffy clouds or angels; it just looked like an average house. As he walked through the various room, he selected various traits. His body morphed to fit them. He had picked a woman, who was attractive, but certainly not a supermodel; that was smart, but not a genius. As he got to the front door, he found a sign that said, “Instructions for Life.” He read through them. What he had picked in the other rooms would be his reincarnated life once he stepped through the door. It wasn’t very impressive, but he figured this was how reincarnation worked...

Monday, December 12, 2011

Alien adventure (Part 6)

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Jason was able to blast through the door leading to a long hallway with lights illuminating the walls. The voice continued on the headset, seemingly completely unaware of Jason’s attempted escape.

“Please do not be alarmed,” It said, “We did not mean any harm to you. We wish to welcome you aboard our ship with pure intentions. The body you inhabit now instilled much good will between our two species, and we hope you can continue her noble pursuit.”

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Hottie (Part 1)

Anish had bought a lifetime pass to Bikini Beach, hoping to be able to check out the legendary hotties that sunbathed on the shores there, but he hadn’t expected what would happen to him as he entered the showers! His entire body transformed! His male physique became quite feminine. He sprouted breasts from his chest and found himself wearing a sexy bikini on his shapely frame as well! He was only hoping to be able to check out the hotties on the beach--not become one!

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Whiff (Part 2)

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Ryan figured he had no hope at hitting, but the next day he tried his luck on the mound. He put his glove on and went to throw a few pitches. He felt so pathetic as he watched ball after ball roll by the plate. He couldn’t seem to get any sort of distance or speed with his new weaker arms. He was thinking that baseball would no longer be an option for him, and he would have to think of other things to do with his life now.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Adrenaline (Part 2)

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Tom walked out of the car, having trouble keeping his balance on the heels he now wore. He still was completely unsure how he drove with them on! His mind was still racing. How would he possibly adjust to this new body? How would he tell his wife?

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Tourist (Part 1)

Every day Todd would walk through China Town on his way to work. He usually rushed through without giving much notice to anything, but one day he spotted a young Asian woman seemingly hypnotized by a store front window. He felt compelled to investigate what she was looking at. Her eyes were transfixed on one of the trinkets; Todd’s gaze was soon captured as well. Both continued to stare for several minutes until a light burst out into both their eyes. Todd was so thankful to be able to move again. He turned to see if the young woman was okay as well. He looked to his right and saw no one. Had she disappeared? But then he looked to his left and saw his own body standing there! His mind was racing with a mix of emotions from fear to humor, but when he looked down he could only feel shock when he realized that he must’ve swapped bodies with the Asian woman!

He tried speaking, “I’m...I’m you?” His voice seemed so much lighter and
higher pitched, “And you’re me? We’ve...we’ve swaped bodies.”

His own body responded in a language Todd couldn’t understand, but  concluded with three very distinct words, “Tourist. No English.”

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Birthday (Part 12)

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Matt did a quick assessment of his new body. He had gotten pretty good at sizing women up from this angle. He looked down, thinking his breasts were a little on the small side. He reached around to feel his new bottom. ‘Not bad,’ he thought. The bikini made him feel a little exposed, but he figured it still covered him well enough. However, being in public was still the last thing he wanted right now. He was hoping he’d find a way to get back into a nice warm bed to just sleep the day away.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Other side of town (Part 1)

“What the...” Wes trailed off as he brushed unfamiliar long hair off his shoulder. His hands slowly moved from the unknown locks to the rest of his new and unknown body. The blouse, the leather shorts, the breasts, and the...he gulped...vagina. His surroundings were strange as well. In the wealthy section of town where he lived, there certainly weren’t grates on the windows like this. He badly wanted to get back there, and he wanted back to his own body even more...

Monday, December 5, 2011

ASAP! (Part 2)

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Dr. Blake sighed. He spent horus trying to fix his machine with no luck. Miho consoled him; he’d figure it out. Maybe he just needed a good night’s rest. They both thought it would be weird if they both went to Dr. Blake’s house--a freshman sleeping over at a professor’s house could start all sorts of rumors--so Miho in Dr. Blake’s body would go back to Dr. Blake’s house (fortunately, he was single and lived alone), and Dr. Blake would go back to Miho’s dorm. She said her roommate would likely be out partying and to just ignore any drunken stumbled heard late at night. They’d regroup in the morning. Dr. Blake sighed again; he wasn’t exactly looking forward to spending the night as Miho.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

One night (Part 4)

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Zach nervously approached his old body. How would he tell Denise that he wanted to make the switch permanent? That he wanted to keep her body forever? He couldn’t imagine she’d ever agree to it. I mean, why would she want to give up a body as amazing as hers for a body like his? Maybe he should just run away now?

Saturday, December 3, 2011


Joe was thankful to finally be out of the subway. The Great Shift had struck when he was underground, and he had swapped bodies with another passenger. The train came to an immediate stop. He was worried about an accident on the tracks and scared another train might hit his own. For hours, he was trapped in the crowded car in an unfamiliar body until evacuation procedures finally started. It was an uncomfortable experience--and doing it in a strange body certainly didn’t help matters--but he was glad to be out and above ground again! Now, if there was just some way to reverse the effects of the Great Shift!

Friday, December 2, 2011

The invention

Max had to hold back his glee when his friend Chang agreed to test out his new invention with him. He placed the strange helmet atop her head, then placed another one atop his own. He told her to concentrate on a singular thought, and that the machine would allow him to read her mind. He turned some knobs and dials, and the next thing Chang knew, she was looking across the room at her own face! Max had lied; the machine didn’t allow the users to read each other’s minds--it caused them to switch bodies! Max was ecstatic to be inside Chang’s body! Max blew a quick kiss back in the direction of his own body before removing the helmet, fully prepared to enjoy a new life as Chang!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

New relations (Part 4)

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Gregory had continued to go to the gym week after week. One day, a woman came up beside him. She struck up a conversation. The words seemed familiar; he had used similar phrases back when he hit on women. This woman was hitting on him, and Gregory was eating it up! He asked her out; the woman smiled and nodded. Gregory was really beginning to think the Great Shift was the greatest thing that ever happened to him!