“I feel like it was just last week that the board was demanding we hire more minorities and women in senior management positions,” Ryan flatly stated while trying to keep a straight face.
“It WAS last week, but thank goodness for the Great Shift, right?” Kevin retorted also trying hard not to laugh.
“Some problems just solve themselves, I guess.”
“Yeah, but it certainly opened up some new problems...with my wife! If you know what I mean?”
“Tell me about it! We’re both women now! And we’ve totally lost our spark!”
“Oh, that’s better than my situation! My wife is now a guy, and she can’t get enough! Every night is just exhausting! I pretended I had a headache last night just to get out of it!”
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