“When we find that wizard, I’m just gonna...smash him with my bare hands!” Garth the Giant shouted.
“You will do no such thing!” Princess Eloise commanded.
“Right, right! You’re gonna smash him with my bare hands!”
“We can’t smash him at all until he swaps us back to our own bodies! The last thing I want is to be stuck in the body of a smelly, ol’ giant!”
“Hey! We giants are proud of our smells! Your body stinks like a bed of roses! And I’m only a half-giant, by the way!”
“Which I’ve always wanted to ask you about! Given your dad was a giant and your mom was human...how did that even work? I feel like the mechanics there are just simply impossible!”
“I dont pry into the love life of my parents. You don’t think about how the king and queen conceived you, do you?”
The pricess retched, “Ew, gross, duely noted. Oh, I think that’s the wizard’s house ahead. Come on, let’s go have him undo this spell, and get our bodies back!”
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