Quiet

When Jonah wished he could become a woman, this wasn’t exactly what he had in mind. He thought he’d become a wild, sexy woman -- not a quiet and reserved librarian. He often tried to be a bit more extroverted, but was it didn’t last long before he was forced to retreat due to the overwhelmingly shy nature of this body.

He realized he didn’t mind it. He was still a woman at the end of the day, and that was the most important piece of all this. Having a steady job with a lot of peaceful moments was also a pretty good thing. He could slip away for a bit, and no one would even notice he was gone.

He was still not entirely sure how it had happened. This whole identity just seemed to appear out of nowhere after he became her. But he still loved every minute.

Double Date

My girlfriend and I had agreed to go on a double date with John and Chloe...if you could still call it that.

You see, John and Chloe had recently undergone a process called “The Merge” to affirm their commitment to each other. The whole thing seemed a little weird to me, as they were now one single person with Chloe being the left side and John beng the right. They spoke as a single entity now, with seemingly singular interests. They complained about buying a bra for a chest that was completely flat on one side. They talked about wearing a heel on one side to even the height of their legs. I didn’t want to ask about intimacy or using the restroom; I didn’t even want to think about it.

After lunch, I felt a little sick to my stomach thinking about John and Chloe. But then my girlfriend turned to me and started to ask about when WE were going to merge.

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