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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Screw you guys

“Screw you guys,” Dwight sulked as he threw both middle fingers in the air, “It’s been a week since the Great Shift, and I think I’ve been doing a damn fine job in this chick’s body. I’ve been adapting well and continuing my life as best as possible. Stop teasing me. All you guys, who were lucky enough to stay dudes through this whole thing, can go suck a big one. I’m going to pound another cold one back while you guys contemplate how immature you are being and why you never, ever get women to sleep with you...and don’t go looking at my fine new ass to help fill that void.”