Monday, October 11, 2010

Girls' night out


“What the hell did you do to me?” Ralph screamed to his girlfriend, “You took me and Frank into the back room of this club, threw some weird pixie dust sort of stuff on us...and now we have long hair and boobs...and VAGINAS! Not to mention the clothes we’re wearing. I mean, what’s up with these heels!? And these leggings give me a freakin’ camel toe!”

“I’m sorry, Honey,” she responded, “But I told you I needed a girls’ night out and all my female friends were busy. I promise I’ll change you both back at the end of the night...”


Sunday, October 10, 2010

Cliche


It was a total cliche--the fat girl in high schol befriending the awkward and efeminine geeky boy. They each envied the life of the other, but neither expected that envy to manifest itself into a body swap. Johnny now looked into his own eyes from behind Natalie’s face, and vise versa. He hoped to try and lose some weight, turn Natalie’s body into something sexier, show it off, and find a man. She hoped to bulk up; tone up Johnny’s body. However, neither could fight genetics, and now Johnny would forever remain a larger girl, and Natalie would remain a skinny boy.


Saturday, October 9, 2010

Coffee time (Part 1)


Chuck had sat down at a crowded sidewalk table in front of the coffee shop. The seat wasn't by accident; there was a beautiful woman across from him, and he was hoping to build up the nerve to ask her on a date. However, he wouldn't get the chance. Sparks few out of a nearby alley, and the next thing he knew, he was looking into his own eyes. Somehow he was now in the body of the woman he was checking out! He put his hands over his mouth in shock. He couldn't even seem to spit out a word to stop his body from getting up and leaving. He better act fast, or he'd be stuck like this!


Friday, October 8, 2010

Shift theory


As Jerry watched TV, he stopped on a news channel where a scientist was talking about the Great Shift. He was telling the newscaster that no one had actually "swapped bodies" as a result of the Shift, that everyone was still who they were, but their brainwaves had been rearranged. He argued that the only solution was to have each person live the life of who they appeared to be not who they thought they were. He stated that the brain would eventually adjust back to the rightful pathways. Jerry groaned. He had spent the entire time since the Great Shift acting and trying to think of himself as who he appeared to be--a 20-something year old woman--instead of who he really was--a man who had been in jail for a crime he didn't commit. He still felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. He didn't feel like Jenny; he still felt like Jerry.


Thursday, October 7, 2010

Rain (Part 1)


When it started to rain, Rick quickly put up his umbrella, but he never expected it to attract lightning. Nor would he have ever imagined that across town, another bolt had hit a woman on the other side of town. Instead of killing or injuring the pair, the bolts connected in the sky and swapped the duo's bodies. Rick didn't understand quite what happened. Why was he wearing sunglasses in the rain? He took them off....but why was he wearing a dress? And high heels??? Who was he?