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Saturday, February 8, 2014

Growl

“There you are, Janice,” Jackson sighed, “I’ve been looking all over for you. I don’t know why you ran away. I can’t imagine that being trapped in a dog’s body is at all agreeable to you. Quite frankly, I can’t say I enjoy being stuck in your body either. Don’t worry, my body is back at the lab, but for some reason it won’t let us all switch back unless all three of us are there. I’m sorry that the dog was involved in our experiment to swap bodies. He must’ve slipped in somehow. Once I switch us back, I’ll make it up to you by buying you dinner or something.”

But when Jackson approached Janice growled at him, causing him to back off. Being in a dog’s body, she couldn’t understand anything he was saying. She was just angry at him for getting her stuck like this!

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Friday, February 7, 2014

Good Luck

With finals for the semester finally over, Jennifer knew what she needed, and soon enough she was at the clubs. She certainly didn’t expect to find her nerdy classmate Dennis there. She was even more taken aback when he listed a sci-fi-looking ray gun at her. He pressed the trigger and a strange beam was emitted. The next thing she saw was her body except it was wearing Dennis’s glasses. The ray gun was nowhere to be seen.

Her own body spoke, “I bet your wondering why you’re looking at yourself. Well, you aren’t. If you look down, you will see that you are now Dennis and I am now the beautiful Jennifer. Now I have my brains and your beauty, the perfect combo. What do you have? Well, not much. Good luck with that...”

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Linebacker

Conor imagined that he didn’t have much time left at the University, not after the Great Shift. Before the Shift, he had been a linebacker on the football team. He weighed over 300 pounds and was great at his position. But the Shift had swapped him with a cheerleader. He was now maybe 100 pounds at best (as well as female!). He was sure the school would be pulling his football scholarship any day now, but he took the time to continue doing some of the things he liked best, such as working out on the field. As he did, he wondered if he still had the ability of this cheerleader. Were there cheerleading scholarships? Could he figure out a way to stay in school; he had to give it a try, and he started to work out harder.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Reflect (Part 1)

When a person wakes up in the morning and looks in the mirror, it is expected that one’s own face would be looking back. However, Rick was in for the shock of his life when he woke up one morning to find a very different face staring back at him from the other side of the mirror. He checked behind himself at first, wondering if there was a person standing behind him, but there wasn’t. The gorgeous female looking back was him...somehow, he was her. His first thought was that the mirror must be malfunctioning, but mirrors don’t malfunction. A quick look down confirmed the unfamiliar reflection.

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Court Order

Tony had been caught graffiting the local court house. He had been in the past and gotten off with a small fine. But this time, the judge seemed to take it personally, deciding to administer a rather odd punishment. He was assigned to swap bodies with a volunteer, an upstanding member of the community. The judge hoped it would teach Tony a lesson; he also hoped being in a law-abiding body would rub off on him. Tony was floored and was even more shocked when he saw who he’d be swapping bodies with, Miss Nancy Potter. He objected; he didn’t want to be a woman. But it seemed he had no choice. By the end of the day, he was in Miss Potter’s body. Of course, this didn’t affect his behavior, as the judge had hoped. By the next morning, he was back outside spray painting the sides of various city buildings.

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