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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Who


Kenny felt suddenly strange all over, and he looked down to see that his shirt had changed. It now read “WHO.” Kenny could be asking that question right about now two small breasts stuck out from under that shirt--things he did NOT have just a moment ago. He had swapped bodies with a young woman in tight jeans, tall boots, and a leather jacket. He was one of many victims of The Great Shift...


Friday, October 15, 2010

Misplaced


“You lost it? You lost the Medallion of Zulu? How could you lose it?” Helen yelled to her husband Jeff.

“I didn’t lose it; I just misplaced it!”

“It doesn’t matter! Until you find it again we are trapped in each other’s bodies! I should have never have let you swap us in the first place. Sure, it was fun to experience sex from the other perspective, but I want my body back!”


Thursday, October 14, 2010

Rain (Part 2)

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Rick tugged at the blonde hair on his head; this was completely unreal--he was a woman! And with the rain starting to let up, he couldn’t depend on lightning striking twice. He guessed the first thing he should do was to try and find his own body, which was unfortunately on the other side of town...


Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Library


Katie and Max had been looking through books at the library for hours, but so far they hadn’t found anything to explain how two people could spontaneously swap bodies, which also meant that they weren’t even close to finding any sort of way to reverse their recent swap. Katie looked up at Max in her old body, “I don’t think we’re going to find a way back here; I think we’re stuck as each other!”


Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Birthday party

Today was Sammy’s birthday, and he wasn’t going to let anything get him down, not even the Great Shift, which had swapped him into his mother’s body. At his party, he was trying to get everyone into a good mood with a big smile and balloons. Few seemed to be able to get into the mood in their new bodies. Certainly not Sammy’s mom, who was now in the body of their elderly neighbor, nor Sammy’s teenage sister, who was now stuck in Sammy’s 6-year-old body.


Monday, October 11, 2010

Girls' night out


“What the hell did you do to me?” Ralph screamed to his girlfriend, “You took me and Frank into the back room of this club, threw some weird pixie dust sort of stuff on us...and now we have long hair and boobs...and VAGINAS! Not to mention the clothes we’re wearing. I mean, what’s up with these heels!? And these leggings give me a freakin’ camel toe!”

“I’m sorry, Honey,” she responded, “But I told you I needed a girls’ night out and all my female friends were busy. I promise I’ll change you both back at the end of the night...”


Sunday, October 10, 2010

Cliche


It was a total cliche--the fat girl in high schol befriending the awkward and efeminine geeky boy. They each envied the life of the other, but neither expected that envy to manifest itself into a body swap. Johnny now looked into his own eyes from behind Natalie’s face, and vise versa. He hoped to try and lose some weight, turn Natalie’s body into something sexier, show it off, and find a man. She hoped to bulk up; tone up Johnny’s body. However, neither could fight genetics, and now Johnny would forever remain a larger girl, and Natalie would remain a skinny boy.