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Friday, April 9, 2010

Press conference

"So far we have no idea what caused the events that resulted in what the media has dubbed 'The Great Shift,'" The 80-year-old mayor Richard Hendrix addressed at a news conference, "But scientists aroudn the world are looking for the causes...and a possible solution. For the time being I recommend spending some time with your families, if you can find them. We have set up a hotline and internet website to help you locate your loved ones, if you have not already. I am personally going to go home now to spend some time with my wife and contemplate our new lives. Thank you. There will be no questions."

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