Thursday, April 8, 2010

If you ever want to see your body again...


It was the third night of Nate's vacation when he decided to get so drunk that he blacked out. He couldn't remember a thing about the night before, so imagine his shock when he awoke the next day to find himself in someone else's body--and a woman's at that! Fortunately, he found a note left for him that read, "If you ever want to see your body again, meet me downstairs with a suitcase packed at 9:30PM." Nate quickly got dressed in some of the women's clothes that had been thrown about the room. He packed his things, went downstairs, and waited. A car pulled up, and a window rolled down. He was so thankful to see his own face, and joyously shouted, "Oh my God! Thank you so much! I can't wait to swap back into my own body!"

"Who said anything about swapping back?" His own body asked, "I only asked if you wanted to SEE your body again."


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