Time and Space

Trent and Nicole had been fooling around with old equipment in the library when the machines started to spark. They were soon sucked across time and plopped into bodies using the machines fifty years ago, back when they were new. Nicole started to immediately fiddle knobs, hoping to return to her own body and time. Trent seemed a bit more hesitant.

“I honestly have no idea what I’m doing with this old piece of crap,” He said in frustration, “Maybe being a woman is not so bad.”

“Maybe being a woman in our time isn’t so bad, but do you really want to be one NOW? We’ve been brought years into the past. Women’s lib is just starting. You’ll probably have to get married in a few years, be expected to pop out some kids, and then stay at home to raise them. Forget about a career or independence.”

Trent sighed as the two went back to work. Finally, after twenty four hours of straight work, they triggered the weird phenomenon again. However, they ended up in each other’s bodies. Trent shrugged despite Nicole’s pleadings to attempt a switch back. He decided that being a woman in present day wouldn’t be so bad.

Dip

Both Harry and John thought it was pretty cool when their girlfriends asked if they wanted to go skinny dipping. They didn’t question anything as the women lead them deep into the forest before stopping at a sparkling pond. After stripping down, no sooner had they put their toes in the water than the pool’s magical effects took place and soon Harry and John had swapped into their respective girlfriends’ bodies. As the two men freaked out getting dressed in their girlfriends’ clothing, the two women now in the bodies of Harry and John ran off. Two hours passed.

“Are you getting any signal?” John asked.

“Nope,” Harry replied, “I don’t think they are coming back.”

“Why would they want to steal our bodies?”

“I’m not sure, but we might have to face the fact that I am now June and you are now Marcy.”

John put his phone into Marcy’s purse. He pulled out her wallet and his eyes went wide, “Her name’s not Marcy. It’s Christina. Do you think they’ve been scamming us in some way this whole time. Oh, God!”

Hold It

Carl had been pretty happy when the Great Shift swapped him into a woman’s body. He didn’t know who she really was; he didn’t really care. But his sister told him he had a lot to learn about being a woman. She lectured him about the potential of getting pregnant, bras, periods, and so on. Then she stated a rather odd rule, “No pooping in public.”

Carl placed his hands on his hips, “Seriously?”

“Yes, hold it.” She explained.

“What if I am at work.” “Hold it.”

“What if it’s morning at work?”

“Hold it.”

“For eight hours?”

“Yes, women don’t poop in public toilets. Trust me.”

He wasn’t sure if she was kidding or serious.

Couldn't Find a Thing to Wear

The phone had been ringing off the hook for over twenty minutes before David finally picked it up. A booming, angry voice spoke from the other end, “Where the hell are you?”

“I’m still getting ready,” David lamented, “I couldn’t seem to find a thing to wear.”

“I loaned you three suitcases worth of stuff last night. You needed to pick out ONE outfit to change into this morning so we could go back to the lab to get our bodies swapped back.”

“I’m sorry. It’s just so hard to pick out something that looked just right. I honestly have a brand new appreciation for women and--”

The voice on the other end cut him off, “Just get down here now in whatever you’re currently wearing. If we miss this appointment, we are going to be stuck in each other’s bodies until they have another opening.”

David thought about it. Maybe being late and stuck in Heather’s body a little longer might not be a bad thing.

Probation

It was the third time Chris had violated his probation. The judge was getting quite upset with Chris, but didn’t want to simply send him to jail since Chris was a celebrity and the public outcry would be incredible. So the judge decided on a rather unique form of punishment, considering the original crime in question. For the next 90 days, Chris would truly have to understand what it meant to be a woman. He’d undergo a procedure to transform his body. The judge expected Chris would be hiding out for most of the time. However, Chris surprised everyone when he continued performing despite his transformed body. In fact, by the time the 90 days were over, he made a special plea to the judge to keep his new body. The judge smiled, hoping that Chris finally learned his lesson, but he also realized that an even better punishment would be to end Chris’s time as a woman and force him to go back to being male. Chris was devastated.