It felt like the longest four hours of Barney;s life. He had agreed to have his body transformed into a copy of Diane, his best friend Ernie’s wife, for a company picnic. Everyone at Ernie’s job was a total jerk. There were a number of rude comments and a few guys grabbed his ass. He was glad to be heading back home so that he could be transformed back. But in the car, Ernie made a move, lifting up Barney’s shirt. He wasn’t trying to be sleazy; he just missed his wife since she left him. Barney was in shock. He quickly pulled down his shirt as best he could before Ernie could make any more moves, and he demanded to be taken home and transformed back NOW. The drive was silent.