Saturday, May 12, 2018


Dr. Klein was having a hard time believing what had just happened to him, yet instead of operating on patients he was now sitting behind a desk at the nursing station after swapping bodies with Anna, one of his nurses. He was nervous about handling her responsibilities. After all, with all his years of experience as a doctor, being a nurse should be no problem. On the flip side, he was very concerned about Anna in his body being able to deal with his responsibilities. However, any time he tried to bring up his concerns with her, she shot him down and treated him like a subordinate. He knew this was how some of the doctors at the hospital treated the nurses, but he sure hope he had never acted like that! Still, it was a little jarring for him to see Anna embrace that aspect of the doctor-nurse relationship so quickly. He hoped they would find a way to swap back soon...

Friday, May 11, 2018


Eric couldn’t help but wonder what he did to piss his girlfriend off. It was one thing when she transplanted his brain into a woman’s body -- it was actually sort of interesting at first -- but then she forced him to dress in frilly, pink clothing all the time. He wasn’t just female; he was being made to act feminine. Any time he asked her why she was doing this to him, she would just answer with a smile. No words; just a smile. He realized he was just going to have to deal with it. He’d have to wait it out. And some day, he hoped she would turn him back to normal and put his brain back in his own body. Until then, this was his life.

Thursday, May 10, 2018


While Edward had actually heard of the legend of the magic taxi, he never expected to encounter it while on a business trip halfway around the world. He was stuck in the body of the driver, an older Chinese man, for a while. For starters, in order to swap with another passenger, he was going to have to learn how to say the words “Have a nice day” in a foreign language. He tried swapping with various people, but he must’ve gotten the words wrong. After a while, he just tried to get it right with just about anyone. He actually didn’t intend to swap bodies with the woman he ended up switching with, it just happened to be the first time he actually got the phrase right.

As he stood on the curb, th taxi drove off. He realized he didn’t know much about being a woman, and he certainly didn’t know enough about the language or culture to be a Chinese woman. He sighed. He was probably going to have to figure out a way to immigrate back home. He had heard the process wasn’t easy, but it seemed like a better option than trying to adjust in this country...

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Listen to Me

“Karen! What the hell have you done? Why have you strapped me up? Why am I in a woman’s body?” Mike screamed.

“Don’t you recognize her?” Karen asked, “This is the bitch you cheated on me with. I put your brain in her body.”

“Cheated on you? I didn’t! I don’t even know who this is! Please! Karen! You’ve got to listen to me!”

“Stop denying it, Mike. I know it all.”

“Know what?” It didn’t seem to matter how much Mike protested nor how much he explain that he had never cheated. His girlfriend had swapped him into this body, and he had no idea what her plans were after that...

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Crime of the Century

Ralph walked into the room and placed one his hands on his hip, the other he placed on a chair to steady himself. He hated being in a body this old, but it was all part of the plan. A few days ago, he used the body swapper to steal this old lady’s body, then went into her bank to initiate a transfer of all her money into a few offshore accounts owned by either himself or his buddy Frank. He looked over to Frank on the other side of the room, who was checking something out on the computer.

“Has the money cleared yet?” Ralph sighed.

“Not yet, dude.” Frank replied, “We’re talking about millions of dollars. It’s going to take some time.”

“Yeah, and I’m stuck in this damned body until it goes through. We can’t risk her canceling the transfers.” “It can’t be that bad.”

“I’m a freaking old lady! My joints hurt! My skin is wrinkled! I don’t even want to describe what it’s like to change and take a shower every day! I’ll just be glad when this is all over and I can swap back into my own body!”

Monday, May 7, 2018


Over the past few years, SwapCon had quickly become the latest convention craze. It started with a small annual event in a single city, and now events were held every few weeks in various places across the globe. Malcolm had been attending since the beginning. In the early days, you’d swap bodies with another attendee and it would wear off in a day or two. The technology now allowed you to stay swapped permanently, or at least until you decided to attend another SwapCon.

With all the different bodies at all the different SwapCons over the years, Malcolm had to admit the one he ended up with this year was his favorite. In fact, he was thinking about never going back to another SwapCon simply because he enjoyed this new body so much. It was the kind of body he had always dreamed of swapping with from the very beginning -- thin, beautiful, female. Plus, the whole thing was getting a lot more commercial and much more expensive than it used to be. And considering the people he’d randomly swapped with in years past, it seemed doubtful it could ever get any better than this!

Sunday, May 6, 2018

Couldn't (Part 3)

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Jason didn’t want to be a woman, and he certainly didn’t want to get married as one! But before he could protest too much, he found a note addressed to him on a table.

“To Jason:

”I’m sorry. It’s not fair, I know. My parents arranged this marriage for me long before we moved here. Trust me when I say that no amount of protest will change their mind. Even if you tell the truth about swapping bodies, they would probably make you go through with the ceremony before sending you to the insane asylum. It wasn’t fair for me to do this to you, but I wanted to keep my freedom. I’m sorry.

“Love, Niti.”

Even reading it, Jason still couldn’t believe it. In fact, even as Niti’s sisters and mother helped squeeze him into a gorgeous dress, he still couldn’t believe it. He was about to be married. He was about to walk down an aisle. And it was true, even if he let out a slight peep of objection, Niti’s mom shut him down. He was going to have to go through with this, but he only hoped once it was over, he could focus on finding a way to swap back...