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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Press release

The press was understandably skeptical about the recent announcement that a company had developed a liquid that when ingested orally could spontaneously morph one's gender. They brought the press in to view their test subject, "Frank." Frank stood on a table for a press conference. "How do we know they didn't just hire some actress to CLAIM this?!" shouted one of the reporters. Just then a representative from the company came in with a tray of drinks and offered it to any of the men in the room who wished to try. Most of the press just looked at each other, but one small-framed man offered to try it. He drank it and fell over in pain. The rest of the room stood in awe as his body morphed and changed into a liquid worked...

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