“Look, Sis,” Neil sighed, “I think I’ve been pretty good ever since we swapped bodies. I’ve dressed how you asked me to dress, I’ve kept up appearances to not let your friends know, I even eat what you tell me to eat; but don’t press your luck by telling me to go on a date with your boyfriend. If you push me too hard, do you see this?”
Neil tugged on the ponytail atop his head.
“This is going to see a pair of scissors. I’ll cut it all off. It’ll be uneven. Or maybe I’ll shave it. Whatever, just give me a bit of a break here! I’ve been ding most of what you’ve asked, but I will NOT be going out with your boyfriend and making out with him!”