It was called the Unicorn Rainbow Latte, and I ordered it with soy milk. My brother would laugh when he saw he drinking it and say things like, “Soy turns you gay.” I ignored him; he was always a jerk anyway.
But after a week, I did certainly notice the effects the drink had on me. I did now, in fact, enjoy watching cute boys buy coffee as I sat at the shop sipping on my Unicorn Rainbow Latte, though I don’t think it could technically be defined as “gay” anymore, as my body had been completely transformed.
I was no longer a 21-year-old guy fresh out of college, I had a become the most adorable 21-year-old woman you’d ever seen! I liked pink and being cute and accessorizing and everything! I let my inner unicorn rainbow shine! I was everything I dreamed I could be!
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