Saturday, February 12, 2011

Cried


“Alright, Karen, it’s been well over twelve hours now. Plus, I’ve been looking all over the house for that damned Medallion of Zulu. I think it’s about time that you told me where you hid it so that I can get out of the body of this blonde bimbo!” Ryan exclaimed to his girlfriend while turning back from the cabinet he was searching in.

Karen looked nervous, “That’s the bad news, Ryan. I lost the Medallion. You’re stuck in that woman’s body!”

Ryan cried.


Friday, February 11, 2011

Knowing


The Great Shift not only spiraled the world into chaos, but it also separated many loved ones; mothers from sons, brother from sister, and husband from wife. Carlene had been looking for her husband, Bert, for months. Winter had hit, and she was bundled up to go shopping at the mall. She saw a pair of twinkling eyes from across the room. Neither said a word and even though they were both in new bodies, their unspoken love could be felt between them. They kissed knowing they found each other again.


Thursday, February 10, 2011

An hour late


Ethan checked his phone again. He was supposed to meet Marlena an hour ago to switch bodies back. She hadn’t called or texted to say that she’d be late. He was beginning to get worried. What if something happened to her, which would mean that something happened to his body! He had enjoyed his week in Marlena’s body, but he wanted to be himself again! He hoped that she would get here soon!


Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Spider sense


When Dave was visiting a tropical island, he got bitten by a glowing green spider. He hoped that he would get cool powers like Spiderman, but temporarily pushed aside that sort of daydreaming. However, his dreams were quickly granted when he found that he soon did, in fact, develop the power to shoot webs from his wrists. It was exciting at first, until he started growing additional arms! As if that wasn’t bad enough, his sex spontaneously changed as well. He forgot that the only spiders that actually made webs in the real world were all FEMALE!


The bridge (Part 1)


Lloyd saw a woman standing on the edge of a bridge, seemingly ready to jump. He screamed up at her, telling her that he’d give her anything if she didn’t do it.

She yelled back asking, “Anything?”

“Yes, please!” Lloyd yelled as he felt woozy. He suddenly found himself clinging onto the side of the bridge’ss railing. Carefully, he climbed back over onto the pedestrian path. He was now in the woman’s body! He looked back down to the street below where he saw his old body running away.


Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Wall Street to Fashion District (Part 1)


Thomas had been swapped into the cab driver’s body for a few weeks now; the magic taxi had instituted the swap, and Thomas knew that saying the magic words “Have a nice day” would switch him out of the cab driver’s body and into the passenger getting out. He had been cruising around Wall Street for a fare in hopes of snagging a rich banker, but a fashionista pushed her way in front and she asked to get up to the Fashion District. He grunted, but figured he could just drop her off and try again, but as she exited he slipped up and accidentally mutter, “Have a nice day.” On auto-pilot, he felt himself getting out of the cab and giving the horrified driver a large tip. He screwed up big time!


Monday, February 7, 2011

Hypocrital politician


Freshman Representative Mitch Nichols had been elected by his Republican district to be a hard line conservative in the House. He had been voting in favor of a bill to ban abortion after a heated debate when the Great Shift happened. Suddenly he found himself on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial inside the body of a woman. He could only sit there in bewilderment for a few minutes before searching through her bad. Inside was her wallet, keys, but there was also a recent medical report from a few days ago. Apparently, this young woman had just gotten pregnant! Mitch looked down at his new stomach; he wasn’t showing yet. A realization came over him. He quickly got up and started running to the Capitol Building. He had to change his vote! It was one thing when he was telling women what to do with their bodies, but now this bill directly affected HIM! And he didn’t want to go through the process of giving birth!


Sunday, February 6, 2011

The Doctor (Part 2)

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Lucian quickly evaded Jessica’s parents and made it back to his own house where he found Jessica in his body playing with the machine. He probably should’ve run diagnostics before attempting to switch the machine back on to swap himself and Jessica back to normal. it seems that the young girl had fiddled with something and the swap-back wasn’t quite successful. Lucian was still in Jessica’s body but had also progressed to his rightful age. And Jessica was still in his body, but also at her rightful age--looking like he did as a boy. On top of things, parts of the machine were fried. Lucian went out immediately to go look for replacements.