Saturday, July 28, 2012

Minimum wage (Part 2)

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Jon couldn’t believe how boring working a minimum wage job was! Several times throughout the day, he fell asleep! The one upside of the whole day was the bathroom breaks where he got to explore his new body. The body he swapped with was poor, but it was also sexy! Though Jon still wanted his own life back, he’d take any enjoyments he could from this one for the time being!

Friday, July 27, 2012

I'm not crazy

“You’ve got to believe me! I’m not crazy! I’m not! I swear, I’m not this Asian woman! She stole my body! I’m a man! She had this medallion, and when she touched it to me we started changing into each other! I don’t belong in this mental institution! My mind in sound! I can tell you everything about myself! I’m really not crazy! I know it sounds crazy, but bodyswapping is possible!  I’ve experienced it! I’ve seen it first hand! Please let me out of here! Get me out of this straight jacket! I’m not crazy!”

Thursday, July 26, 2012

The brain transplant (Part 1)

It was hard for Eric to remember what happened to him last night. He had been drugged and kidnapped. All sort of weird experiments were performed on him as he was passed out. He was ultimately left in a remote house in the middle of nowhere. He awoke as the sun shone in the broken down door. He stumbled to the entrance to examine his unknown surroundings, but hadn’t expected also being in a completely unknown body! He wasn’t aware of any of the experiments performed on him the night before. The final one had been a brain transplant. His brain had been placed inside of a woman’s body! Also unknown to him, his body with the woman’s brain was fine; she was dumped in another run down house, equally far away from civilization and even further from Eric’s location!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Break out

When Brian broke out of prison, he knew going back to his hideout was the worst idea, but he had something hidden there which would ensure he’d never be found. He dug through the box hidden under a floor board to find it--a strange looking gun that was actually a bodyswitching device. He smiled as he looked at the device in his hands, and that’s when he heard them. Sirens. The police had found him so fast. It looked like he would only get one chance at this, and it would be a random one. He fired blindly out the window. At first he thought nothing had happened. The orange dress he now wore was the same color as the prison jumpsuit. But as he rolled his hands all over his body, he could certainly tell the difference. He never would’ve picked a woman’s body had he been able to aim and choose with the gun, but a bit more experimenting, and Brian certainly wasn’t complaining.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Drawing the short straw

As he rode the train home from his buddy’s bachelor party, Mark was wondering how he was going to explain this all to his wife. It started off as one would expect; a stripper, beer, and so on. Then the Best Man pulled out a strange device that he said could swap two people’s bodies. Everyone laughed it off, but he insisted it was real. He suggested they all take turns swapping with the stripper through the night; they’d draw straws to see who would go first. Mark got the short straw and was son zapped into the stripper’s body. He was shocked, and so was the stripper! She freaked out, ran into traffic, and got hit by a car. He always thought something like killing a stripper at a bachelor party was nothing more than an urban myth, and of course, he never expected anything like this! The story was just so far-fetched. How would his wife ever believe the truth?

Monday, July 23, 2012

Not a single drop

Despite the fact that it had been called a “curse,” Jim was actually quite pleased with what the witch had done to him. Whenever he was splashed with cold water, he’d turn into a female but return to being male by warm water. It wasn’t long before he decided which he preferred. He took ice cold showers each morning and made sure to cover up from head to toe when warm summer rains fell. He didn’t want to risk getting hit by a single drop!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Anymore

“I can’t stand it anymore! I just can’t!” Chad screamed as his ripped the high heels he was wearing off his feet, “I love you, but I can’t stand being you, Diana! Your boobs feel so strange just sort of hanging on my chest! Your hair is surprisingly heavy, and it gets everywhere! But the damned shoes are the worst! I just can’t stand this anymore!”

“For the time being, you don’t have a choice! We’re no closer to finding that witch who cursed us to swap bodies than we were shortly after this whole thing happened. We’ve made no progress in finding any sort of reversal. We’re just going to have to deal with each other for now!” Diana retorted, “Don’t think I enjoy having your penis either! It just sort of flops around down there until it decides to get hard at awkward times, which is even worse!”