Magic pad

Ralph didn’t quite understand what was going on when he entered the room. People were screaming, yelling, and shouting. A young kid was running around writing on a pad. He quickly clipped one to the side of Ralph’s head, and he immediately noticed the changes. Ralph’s hair grew out, his chest expanded, and he felt his groin flatten. He pulled the slip of paper from his head and read it. “Turn into a girl,” it said. Ralph knew he’d have to get that pad and paper from that kid. It must have been what caused this! With it, he could get not only himself back to normal, but everyone else who he guessed had been transformed as well.