Saturday, January 6, 2018

Good Vibrations

When the walls of his apartment began to vibrate, Lance put his hand on the wall to feel. He then felt very odd noticed he was no longer in his own apartment -- and, in fact, he was no longer in his own body either. He looked in the mirror and recognized his reflection; it belonged to the woman from 3F. He headed down in the lobby in hopes of getting some answers with his heels clicking clumsily down the steps. Most of the residents were there, apparently in a similar situation to Lance. The eccentric white-haired man who lived int he basement was attempting to calm everyone down, explaining he was responsible but also that he could fix it.

Lance urged everyone to calm down, to give the man the time he needed. He asked how long he needed? A few hours? A day?

Lance’s jaw dropped when the man replied calmly by saying “six months.” He was all for giving this guy the time he needed, but he didn’t want to be stuck in a woman’s body for that long!

Friday, January 5, 2018


Officer Clarke caught the car doing 80MPH in a 30. He smiled as he pulled it over, figuring this would the easiest ticket he ever wrote.

“Could you step out of the vehicle please, Miss?” Officer Clarke asked to the woman behind the wheel, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

“Oh, thank goodness,” The woman replied, “I am so glad to see you. I had no idea how fast I was going. I don’t even know whose body I’m in. My name is Malcolm Goode. I suddenly found myself driving this car with your lights in my rearview. I pulled over as quickly as possible. Could you help me figure out how I swapped into this body or how to get back?”

Officer Clarke had heard some tall tales trying to get out tickets, but he had no idea how to even respond to this one...

Thursday, January 4, 2018

About Time

“Well, it’s about time!” Paul thought to himself as he read through the book. Inside, he finally found the body swap spell that Esther must have used to steal his body. He had been digging through her books for the past year looking for it. He carefully studied the words and took stock of the list of ingredients. It seemed like he’d finally have a way to get back his own body until he turned the page to read the end of the spell and found a note: “Warning: This spell cannot be reversed!” His heart sank when he read that; it seems like he was stuck in Esther’s body for good!

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Rich, Powerful, Important

As Jack walked out of the cab and onto the street, he could hear the heels of his shoes clicking on the street. When he first got swapped into the body of the cab driver, he had a vision of the person whose life he’d end up stealing -- rich, powerful, important. He never imagined such a person would be a woman. Still, when she got into the cab, he recognized her immediately. He had read all the financial magazines and had seen her face on the cover. She had built a fashion empire at such a young age and made a fortune. It was really everything he wanted, just in a rather unexpected way. As they reached their destination, he smiled and said, “Have a nice day.” It was that simple to swap with her, and indeed he was now her. He could hear her engine idling as he walked away, but he knew she couldn’t do anything except drive away. The magic of the cab that allowed the body swap in the first place would never allow the new driver to do anything except leave...

Tuesday, January 2, 2018


“Come on, Liz, seriously?” Jason begged, “You must’ve brought me something else to wear. This is uncomfortable, and I feel really exposed.”

Elizabeth smiled, “You were the one who was curious about what it felt like to be a woman. And, trust me, there’s no bigger part of being a woman than feeling both uncomfortable and exposed.”

Jason sighed but before he could object further, Elizabeth cut him off.

“And if you don’t stop whining about it, I won’t ever swap our bodies back. So you better learn to feel comfortable very fast, Mister...or should I say Misses?”

Monday, January 1, 2018

Natural Beauty

Nate gave one last look in the mirror before washing the makeup of his face. He couldn’t imagine he’d look this amazing again for a while. After all, the Great Shift had swapped him in this stunning body earlier that day, but he knew he’d never be able to replicate how she had done her makeup for quite some time. Heck, he didn’t know the first thing about wearing makeup, but it sure did enhance this body’s natural beauty!

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Turn (Part 2)

Click here for Part 1.

After Theodore complained to Sam, he felt strange again. Suddenly, he was once again looking at the woman’s body he had just been in. At first, he thought he returned to his own body, but then he realized he was now in Sam’s body.

“What the hell?” Theodore asked.

“I had a theory,” Sam replied from the woman’s body with a smile, “That the swap was initiated by your stare and the woman’s anger. I simply recreated the stare, and you easily recreated the anger. Sure enough, I was right.”

“But, wait, what!? How did that work, and did you actually WANT that body?” “How could I not? Now I get to walk around with this all the time, and I won’t mind when people stare. Heck, I kind of want them to! I know what I got! And I am already enjoying showing it off!”

“You are so weird, dude...”