Brian was always a little frustrated by how dumb people could be, and the Great Shift did little too extinguish that belief. He was on a plane when everyone swapped bodies, and he ended up in the body of a flight attendant. It would seem only logical that on a flight where just about everyone was in the wrong body and knew everyone else was in the wrong body to figure that the person in the body of the flight attendant would not be an actual flight attendant? But no. They kept asking him for things or wondering why he wasn’t wandering the aisle or helping the pilots. They couldn’t look pass the uniform to apply the most basic thoughts.
Brian supposed he was probably lucky that the plane didn’t crash. Many did that day. A small part of him almost wished it did, because when he landed, it was more of the same. People thought he knew the way around the airport or could help them with their problems. Of course he couldn’t! Like every other person on this dumb, goddamn planet, he was just swapped into this body! He wasn’t actually a flight attendant!
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