Never learn

“What did you do to me?” Tom asked nervously.

“Isn’t it obvious?” The old witch crowed, “I turned you into a woman!”

“But...why!?”

“Because you are a terrible man, a jerk if you will. And you will be trapped in a woman’s body until you learn to treat women better! Of course, if your history is any indication, you will probably be even older than me before that happens, so I hope you enjoy your new life as a woman!”