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Ned had been saving up for a vacation at Exchange Island for ten years. He was getting a little older, and his sexual abilities were beginning to wane. However, he still looked rather handsome. He figured he could trick a slightly uglier, younger man to switch with him for his trip, so he could fling out a few one night stands like in his younger days. But he should've read the brochure more closely, which stated that all swaps on the island were random. He was immediately uncomfortable with the sexy FEMALE body he ended up with, and pledged that one night stands were off the table. He had wished this woman would've packed some more conservative clothes--he also wished he was able to do things like hook bras or tie bikinis in the back! He seemed to be incapable!