An Absolute Jerk

It had been difficult for Thad ever since that accident in the science lab. It was one thing to break up with his hot cheerleader girlfriend now that she was in the body of some nerdy guy, but then watching her body walk around campus now that he was inside of it was just infuriating.

“You have some nerve,” He said one day walking up to her body.

“Excuse me?” Sam, the nerdy guy now in the former cheerleader’s body, responded.

“Doing all that shit to her body. You’re making her look like an ugly freak. How dare you do that to my girlfriend’s body?”

“For starters, I heard you broke up. Further, she and I made agreements about what we can and can’t do. I assure you, I’m well within the limits. And finally...what the hell makes you think you can tell any woman what to do?”

“Oh, so you decided you’re gonna be one of those feminist types, eh? You know, a night with me in my room has been known to clear more than a few chicks of that horrid political crap.”

“Look, you seem like a nice guy.” Sam paused, “Actually, based on everything you just said, that’s a lie. You seem like an absolute jerk. I don’t know what Ashley ever saw in you, but whatever you had with her and whatever you did to this body, you certainly aren’t getting any more of it...ever.”