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Tuesday, March 31, 2009


After Jake was abducted by aliens and poked and probed for days, he thought it couldn't get any worse. However, after the stuck a needle into his head, he blacked out. When he awoke, he was in a different part of the ship in a cage. On top of that, he was in someone else's body. Jake guessed it was an exotic dancer or somthing judging by the clothes. Next, an alien explained in broken english that in this body he would hae to "mate" and "produce offspring" for further study. Jake was wrong. The probing and the experiments had gotten much, much worse.

Eat better, drink less, quit smoking

After getting cancer at a young age, Chad was thankful when the Great Shift gave him a second chance at life. Granted, it was as a woman, but he still saw it as a chance to turn over a new leaf. He'd eat better, drink less, and quit smoking. However, the vows he made didn't last very long. Well, at least he was more flexible now.

Would Be Wedding

Trey couldn't believe his fiance's best friend, Mia, was doing this to him. Sure, they had never gotten along, so when she called him a few hours before the wedding to bury the hacket, he quickly went over to please his would-be wife with a reconciliation. But when he got there, he got hit...hard! He passed out from the impact. When he came to, he was tied up. Worse still, he was in Mia's body! Mia entered the room in Trey's body wearing his tux. She explained that she always hated him; she was jealous of him. The other day she found a body swap spell that would set everything right. She'd be marrying his fiance! Trey struggled with his binds...he had to stop Mia!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Not worth the risk!

Chip had been waiting for the bus for over half an hour, but he wasn't about to call a cab...not after last time. After all, that magic cab was why he was in this woman's body, why he now lived so far from everything. That weird taxi swapped him. First into the cab driver's body for a few weeks, then into this woman's, who was a passenger. He didn't know how it happened, but he vowed to never take a taxi again. He was enjoying his new womanhood, anyway. He was at least10 years younger and never felt sexier. Another cab might just be a roulette wheel into another life. He had already won once, depite any odds! It just wasn't worth the risk.


After an accidental bodyswap in their basement, Jason and his sister, Allison, had agreed to pretend to be each other as best as possible until they were able to switch back. At first Jason was having a ball wearing his sister's clothes, driving her car, going to the mall with her friends, and so on. However, at school, he encountered his sister's nerdy boyfriend. He couldn't believe he was about to kiss him! Gross! He closed his eyes and sucked it up. But as they kissed, he started to feel...good...and wet! He was enjoying it! He thought about keeping his sister's body for good, but he knew that was wrong. Whatever else, he knew at the end of this he was going to need a shrink.

At least she wasn't fat!

Larry had been stuck in that cab driver's body for a few weeks, and he was sick of it! However, no passenger ever met the minimum fare to be able to enact the magic taxi's swapping ability. Luckily, Larry's prayers were answered one day when a young woman took the cab clear across town. He hadn't wanted to be a woman, but it looked like he was going to have no choice. She wasn't very attractive; in fact, she wasn't attractive at all. It didn't matter. As she got out of the taxi he said, "Have a nice day," and the swap was done. Maybe he did her a favor. Now she'd be able to swap with a beautiful woman. Larry, meanwhile, was stuck as her. Heck, at least she wasn't fat!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Cold War

It was at the height of the Cold War when America captured the top KBG spy. Her name was Ivana, and she was trained well. She refused to talk, of course, but the government didn't need her to talk. Using secret technology, they swapped Ivana with their own top agent, Joel Peters. Joel traveled back to the USSR in Ivana's body to spy on the Russians. However, Ivana in Joel's body caused some trouble back home. Since the swap was only revealed to a few select individuals, she killed all with the knowledge and destroyed all records. When Joel tried to communicate back to the USA, he was met with silence. Ivana in Joel's body had long been arrested, but Joel in Ivana's body was stuck. She may not have won, but she prevented America from gaining any sort of victory as well.

The Big Game

It drove Vince crazy that he had to sit on the sidelines of the big game. He should be playing in that game! But then again, he shouldn't have swapped bodies with his sister last night either. That weird accident with their father's invention in the basement had caused the swap, but their dad wouldn't be able to repair the machine until tomorrow. Until that time, the two agreed to pretend to be each other. Vince was nervous about the big game; he had so much riding on this. A college recruiter would be there--this could get him into college. Though his sister totally messed up the first quarter, she seemed to be able to get into it by the second, and by the third she was playing better than he would've. He also noticed how much she seemed to be enjoying herself and began to get nervous for a whole different set of reasons.

Digging Through the Racks

Max had been wearing the same clothes for the past two days. Since the Great Shift hit, he was trapped in the body of a woman, and all the stores had been closed due to the chaos. With no women in his life--no sisters, no girlfriend, and not even a mom--he had no clothes to borrow. On the third day, he was so happy that the stores had re-opened; he was first in line, digging through the racks for something else to wear.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Waving Away His Old Life

Ned was on vacation in Hollywood when he spied one of his favorite celebrities. It appeared that she was trying to walk around incognito, with no security. Ned followed her for a few blocks; he felt undetected, so he continued for a few more. Finally, after a little bit more, she turned around and screamed at him to stop stalking her. He was caught off guard, thinking he hadn't been so obvious. A strange wind blew across the pair, followed by a spontaneous, freak lightning storm. As it passed as quickly as it came, Ned had found out that he had swapped bodies with the stalet. He waved goodbye to his old body as he decided to just continue on with his new life. Meanwhile, the starlet's jaw dropped as she saw her own body walk away waving.


Ben encountered an unknown woman in the elevator of his apartment. She hit the emergency stop button, pressed Ben against the door sexually, and asked if he wanted her body. Ben, thinking this was a proposition, said yes, but was shocked when his body started to melt and begin to slide over onto this woman's body. Within a few moments, he was alone in the elevator, and he was her! He felt his crotch to confirm the impossible. A loud buzz sounded, because the elevator had been stopped too long. He depressed the stop button to continue the elevator's trip, but when he got to his apartment, he realized he no longer had he's old keys now that he was in this new body. He began looking for identification of who he know was, where she lived, and any other details.

Brainwaves (Part 3)

For Part 1, please click here.
For Part 2, please click here.

It had been several months since Benny's malfunction invention switched his brain into his friend Darcie's body, but all his efforts to repair the invention had failed. It had been hellish trying to find time to repair the machine while also managing Darcie's busy schedule. It had allowed him to finally break out of his shell of social awkwardness, and he was starting to really love it. He couldn't help but wonder if he his subconscious was sabotaging his repair efforts...

Friday, March 27, 2009


Oberfuhrer Reinholdt had been an officer in the Germany army since World War 2, assigned to a special brainswitching project. Just before the war's end, he used the invention to swap into a young soldier's body, escaping many trials and punishments. Every few decades, he found a new young man to swap with. In 2009, he was ready to switch again, but through a minor miscalculation, he accidentally switched his brain with that of a beautiful fraulein. He knew his brain needed some recovery before swapping again (about five years or so to prevent brain damage), so he would just have to deal with the situation until then. It was a small price to pay for immortality.


Geoff hated being trapped in his stepmom's body. He hated having to do her chores--like grocery shopping, doing laundry, and making dinner--and he hated the way guys would stare at him. He was sure hoping his dad would fix that crazy bodyswap machine in their basement that caused all this mess in the first place. Of course, his dad would've had it fixed already had he not been swapped with Geoff's little sister. Little hands and naptime cut into his progress.

Magic Tricks

Theresa was having a hard time trying not to laugh at her boyfriend James's predicament. He had been hitting on other women all night long, making her quite jealous, and he did it everywhere--the bar, the restaurant, even the magic show they ended the evening with. It got worse when he was selected for the final feat along with a woman dressed in plaid--she was fuming when he saw him whisper something in her ear before the magician told the two to each enter two large boxes set up on stage. James entered the box on the right; the woman on the left. A quick flash and James instantly popped out the box on the left while the woman was now on the right. It seemed a little simplistic for the final trick, but the audience was still impressed. The magician told the pair to take their seats as he disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Theresa turned around to see the woman sitting down next to her; she explained that seat belonged to her boyfriend. James's voice came from the woman's body, "What are you talking about, Theresa? It's me, James!" As she instructed him to look down, he was shocked that he had swapped bodies with the woman from the trick. He immediately rushed towards backstage with Theresa close behind, but security informed them that the magician had already left for the night and wouldn't be back until next week. As Theresa and James returned to their car, Theresa smiled. It served him right to be stuck like that for a week!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

All Tied Up

Trevor couldn't believe Melinda had done this to him! Sure, they hadn't been dating for too long, but he certainly didn't expect for her to steal his body, tie him up, and skip town. She said she wanted a new life, and that she had arranged enough time to get away before anyone would come by to untie him. Trevor was wonder how this whole thing was even possible! Bodyswapping is some sort of science fiction, no? However, his new body says otherwise.

Summer Camp

After Freshman year of college, Zak wanting nothing more than spending the summer getting away from it all by camping. Meanwhile, his older sister, Claire, had decided to take an internship with an eccentric fashion designer in the City. Call it magic, call it a twist of fate, or just call it dumb luck, but as the pair were arriving in their respective locations, they mysteriously swapped bodies. Zak arrived at the docks of the lake with a pain in his feet. He was taken aback by the fact that he was wearing his sister's high heels but was even more shocked when he figured out that he was not only wearing all of her clothes, but he also had her body! Looking back to the shore, he saw suitcase after suitcase...all hers. They were filled with her various designs, which she had intended to wear to be impressively fashionable for her internship. He knew that not a single item would be reasonable. On the other side of the coin, Claire arrived in the fashion designer's New York office to stares of the entire staff. When she looked in the mirror, she was shocked to see her little brother's face. How was she going to impress anyone now? Fate can be strange, however, as the designer was stereotypically gay and took an immediate liking to Claire in Zak's barely legal male body.

No Answers

Eric wasn't terribly bummed about being stuck as a woman (unknowingly thanks to the Great Shift), but the whole situation totally puzzled him. First, WHY was he a woman? Next, what was up with these clothes? He couldn't find any other outfits in the entire mansion...for that matter, why was he in a mansion? He laid down on the floor to ponder the whole experience, and to give his feet a break from the high heeled boots he was wearing. A few hours later, still with no answers, Eric sat up and explored his new body.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Another Tale of Hookers and Revenge

Stan couldn't believe he was pointing a gun at his own body. But then again, he couldn't believe what he had to do since this hooker swapped bodies with him two months ago. He was treated like trash on a daily basis, had all types of sex--oral, vaginal, and anal, and even had to experience an abortion after one customer got him pregnant. His old body said that if Stan shot, he'd never get his body back. But Stan KNEW that; he realized that he'd probably even go to jail. It wasn't about getting his body back anymore; it was about revenge.

Not Anytime Soon...

Vic and Mary loved each other very much, but their marriage was on the rocks. They just couldn't seem to see eye-to-eye on anything, so they underwent an experimental psychological experiment to get to know each other better. The pair would swap bodies until they better understood the other's life. For their first night out on the town together Vic dressed up in the sexiest thing he could. Mary yelled at him, claiming he was making her body look ridiculous. Vic claimed her problem was she didn't know how to work it, and what he was wearing was what he had only WISHED she wore! The two argued well into the night. It looks like they won't be swapping back anytime soon...

Born Again

Rufus felt like such a fool. He had been taken in by that cult so easily. When they said they would baptize him so that he could be "born again" he never expected that it would be into a new body! Now with no identity of his own, he was a slave to the cult. Meanwhile, without Rufus's knowledge, they had given one of loyal, young cult members HIS fact, the woman and Rufus had switched places. She sold all his thing, raided his bank account, and gave it all to the cult. She would do anything the cult said. As, you see, she had been suckered into the cult some years ago, befallen to a fate similar to Rufus's. She was just so glad to be back in a man's body after years of being stuck a woman.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Ass Man

When Frank was a guy, he was a total ass man. He loved checking out the booties on the ladies. He was often caught taking a long stare or even stealing a quick pitch. When the Great Shift first hit and he found himself in the body of a woman, he was upset at first. He felt he had lost a large part of who he was. However, his sadness faded away quickly as he realized the benefits of the situation. He had to admit that this woman had a pretty sweet ass, and now anytime he wanted to pinch one, all he had to do was reach behind himself. He started rubbing his new ass and checking it out in the mirror. Maybe this is nothing to be sad about after all...


Tommy couldn't have been happier about the curse his neighbor put on him and his mom that caused them to swap bodies. Now he could buy all the toys he wanted and his mom couldn't yell at him! He heard a noise behind him. He turned to see his mom nagging at him from his body. "Quiet," he said, "Mommy wants to buy some Power Ranger dolls!"


Pablo was an illegal immigrant working in Los Angeles as a poolboy. He was overworked and underpaid. He was threatened on a daily basis by his employer, Ms Candice Watson. She would tell him that she was going to call INS or simply not pay him for the day. That all changed, however, when a rare storm struck down a bolt of lightning, hitting both Pablo and Candice resulting in the two of them swapping bodies. Candice in Pablo's body didn't seem to understand the complexities of the situation and spouted off at Pablo, blaming him for the swap. She was quick to get INS on the phone. However, when they showed up, they took Candice away, seeing as she was now the one in Pablo's body. Pablo, meanwhile, had no idea what to do now that he was in Candice's body, especially now that she was going to be deported and out of his hair forever.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Thin Walls

Trent couldn't figure out how or why he randomly swapped bodies with his neighbor. He was going to knock on his own door, and see if they could figure out what happened. But before he even stood up, he heard noises coming from their shared wall. He knew the noises well. His neighbor was having sex with his wife...IN HIS BODY! It was hard for Trent to wrap his mind around this. Did his neighbor swap because she wanted to know what sex was like for a man? Was she a lesbian? Did she have the hots for his wife? One things for sure, he was going to wait until they were done before going over to ask...

Girlie Drinks

Peter's buddies had been making fun of him all night at the club for buying "girlie" drinks. They said if he kept it up that by the end of the night he'd turn into a girl. Peter laughed it off and just claimed he hated the taste of beer and stronger drinks. After a few hours, Peter felt an odd pinching in his feet. He looked down to see he was somehow wearing pink heeled shoes! What the fuck? But it didn't stop there. As he continued to look up, he noticed that he now had clean shaven legs. could he even see his legs below his...skirt? His jeans had somehow changed into a denim skirt. As his eyes went further up his own body, he could swear that he now sported breasts under his shirt as well. He was getting way too tipsy; maybe all the booze mixed with his buddies taunts were affecting his brain. However, when he went to the bathroom to take a leak, he reach for his penis and....nothing! He should've never had all those girlie drinks!

Learning a Lesson

Xavier wished he hadn't his that gypsy's car backing out of that parking spot the other day. She had mumbled something about putting a curse on him, which he quickly brushed off as complete bullshit. Of course, when he went to an outdoor rock concert the next day, he was shocked when he was suddenly transported across the field, and somehow ended up trapped in a woman's body. He ran back to where his body last was, but it was gone. After getting through most of the day, a figure approached from was his old body with an evil smirk on his face, "Learned your lesson yet, son?" "You bitch," he gumbled back. His old body sighed, "Guess not." Xavier demanded more of an explination, who was this girl? The old gypsy now in his body explained she was another woman who had pissed her off, who was now stuck in her old body; it was a punishment for him, a punishment for the woman, but a delight for the gypsy.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Viva Las Vegas

Theodore wife was convinced he was cheating on her. She put a curse on his latest business trip which would only kick in if he was unfaithful. Most of the trip went well, until one night when he brought a showgirl and part-time prostitute back to his hotel room. The next morning he didn't even notice that he was in a completely different body wearing the showgirl's sexy stage costume as he grabbed his briefcase for the day's meeting. Oddly enough, he still scored a good deal at the meeting; however, the showgirl's performance while she was in Theodore's body didn't go over nearly as well.

Turning to the Bottle

Bill had been depressed since the Great Shift. He had been laid off at the factory since he was unable to meet the physical demands of his job thanks to being transferred into a much weaker female body. Unable to find new work, he turned to drinking, easily finishing off an entire bottle of whiskey each night. He didn't like being a weak woman, having a vagina, or dealing with periods.

The Trouble with Triples

Michael heard a car pull up and darted to the window. Shit! It was his flatmate, Nicole! He hadn't expected her to be back from her date until the next morning. He had used a strange medallion he found to turn himself into her exact duplicate. He don't know how she'd react to the sight, but he didn't want to find out. The medallion wouldn't let him switch back to his body for several hours, so he darted into his room, shut the door, turned off the lights, and pretended to be asleep. In his rush he had dropped the medallion on the couch. The next morning, he had hoped to sneak into the living room, snatch it, and swap back. However, when he awoke, he found two pissed off people on the couch who both looked exactly like Nicole. Apparently, she had taken her date back for some fooling around, but when they were on the couch her date had a little accident, turning him into her double as well. With three Nicoles allstaring at each other now, Michael had a lot of explaining to do.

Saturday, March 21, 2009


What the heck? Timothy was completely caught off guard to look down and see two perfect breasts popping out from under his green dress. Wait a second...why was he wearing a green dress? Why was he wearing a dress at all? And why did he have breasts? And this jacket? Tights? High-heeled boots? His mind started racing. Somehow he had wound up in the body of a woman! He had so many questions like how did this happen? When did this happen--was it just now or did it take him a while to notice? How could he have not noticed? What could possible have caused this? If he spontaneously changed genders, where did these clothes come from? If he swapped bodies, where was his old body? Did he have an identity or was he now just some anonymous woman? As question after question poured into his head, his hands roamed around a little more exploring his new body.

Brainwaves (Part 2)

For Part 1, please click here.

Benny felt extremely awful after his machine malfunctioned and swapped his mind with his friend Darcie's. He had been tirelessly trying to fix the invention while also agreeing to keep up all of Darcie's appointments. Going on her dates was always the worst! A man had invited her to go rollerskating, but Benny didn't know how, so he just sat on the site. After her date bought her an ice cream and tried to make a move, he froze up, unable to cope with the man's advance in Darcie's body. The man took the cold shoulder message and just continued to skate. Benny just kept sitting on the sidelines, shocked as the ice cream began to melt. He had certainly hoped he could fix that invention soon!


FBI Agent Seymour Black had been investigating what the bureau called the "Role Exchanger" for the past two years. People randomly switching traits in locations across the globe. There seemed to be no pattern to the locations or the transformations. Mysterious reports in a Virginia suburb called Agent Black to investigate. However, he couldn't seem to gather any information from the visit and came back empty handed. However, unknown to him, he had gotten closer to the Role Exchanger than any other Agent had previously. It was just a shame that he couldn't quite remember what had happened that day nor was he aware of any of the changes that had befallen him. In fact, when she returned, not a single person at the agency could even recall what case Agent Shiela Black had been investigating that called her away. She was reassigned immediately.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Preparing for a New Life

Paul was one of the many people who found themselves in a difficult situation after the Great Shift. He was in a strange place with no wallet, no ID, and only the clothes on his back. As the government tried to sort of out all the information and match up proper identities, he was granted a large amount of government assistance to adjust to his new life as a woman. Aside from receiving money to purchase products he didn't previously need or use (makeup, tampons, etc.), he was let into a warehouse filled with clothes to select an entire wardrobe to prepare him for his new life.

Xavier: Renegade Angel

If you watched this week's episode of Xavier: Renegade Angel, there was a TG element to it. The episode was really out there, you might want to watch the full thing for context, but here is the relevant clip.

Leave Me Alone

"Swap with you again? Back to my old body? You can't be serious!" Marvin laughed at Kimberly's suggestion, "First, you trick me into a bodyswap with you because of my high-paying job on Wall Street while you were unemployed. Then I turn your life around by modeling for advertisements, and at that point you STILL wouldn't swap back. Now that you've lost that Wall Street job you come crawling back? Well, forget it. You were an ambitionless loser in this body, and now you'll be an ambitionless loser in that body! Leave me alone."

Loving His New Life

Dwayne couldn't have been happier with the results of the Great Shift. He had been crippled since birth, confined to a wheel chair. He was been attending an event at the theatre downtown when the Shift occured, switching him into the body of one of the visiting members of the Russian ballet. To go from limited movement to total flexibility was amazing for Dwayne. Sure, he had lost his manhood, but considering his prior condition had rendered it pretty much useless anyway, he couldn't complain about it at all. He loved his new life.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Open Thread

So I have opened up this site to anonymous comments and the like (I didn't realize they were 'closed' to only registered users before. Feel free to post in this thread with comments, questions, or to share a piece of TG media you like from another site.

The REAL Reason Cheney Disappeared in 2001

After September 11, the US Government knew the top heads of state needed to be protected at all costs. Dick Cheney underwent an experimental undercover operation to completely conceal his identity. However, the scientists at the lab made a tremendous error and were unable to transform his face with the rest of his body. For quite sometime thereafter, Cheney was hidden away in a top secret location as they worked to reverse the entire failed process.

Couples Counseling

Each week the four women would get together to gossip about their husbands, the neigborhood, an so on. This week, however, the entire conversation focused around one of the members of the group itself, Tiffany, who had been going to couples counseling with her husband. The psychiatrist had a rather extreme method for the pair to understand each other better: swapping their brains. The other three women bombarded Tiffany with questions: "Did it hurt?"; "What's it like to have a penis?"; "How's the sex?"; "Oh my God! Have you had sex?"; "What about masturbating?"


John should've known better than to pick a hitchhiker. She was just so beautiful that he couldn't resist. He pulled up and asked if she needed a ride, but as she put her hand on the door handle, John felt a bolt of electricity run through him. The next thing he knows he is standing outside the car with his own hand on the door handle. Except that it's not his hand! As his brain goes into shock trying to comprehend how he swapped bodies withthe hitchhiker, she drives off with his car and his body. Now John finds himself stranded on the side of the road in a strange body. He tries to flag down cars for a ride; they are few and far betwen, and not a single one is stopping.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009


To make their vacation a little more interesting Marc's wife, Kristen, had brought a medallion with the capability to swap two people's bodies. Marc immediately dismissed the idea as pure fantasy, but quickly became a believer when his wife swapped bodies with him as he slept. Marc agreed to the swap for the week and had to admit he still had a pretty good time, though on the last day Kristen couldn't find the medallion. They tore the hotel room apart looking for it to no avail. Marc remembered they had discussed swapping back the previous night on the beach right before making love in each other's bodies for the first time. As Marc surveyed the situation, he came to the conclusion that it was a real posibility the tide had come in and washed the medallion out to sea. Not wanting to accept this, however, he hoped it got snagged by one of the rocks on the beach and began a frantic search. Kristen chuckled at her husband-turned-wife. There was no way she was going to tell him she stood on the beach that morning and threw the medllion as far into the ocean as she could.


Okay, so this has nothing to do with this blog whatsoever, but lately I've been obsessed with Garfield. Or at least the internet memes that surround Garfield. I think it started with Garfield Minus Garfield, then there was The Garfield Randomizer, and now a friend just forwarded Garfield: Lost in Translation to me. I know, I know. It's random. I'm just curious what other Garfield memes are out there. Seriously. Post them in the comments if you know 'em!

I Know Who You Think I Am

"I know who you think I am. You can stop staring; I'm not her!"

Two weeks ago, Carl had found a strange alien machine that could morph his body by just thinking about it and then entering the machine. Carl had been younger, older, more muscular, and all sorts of things. As the days went by, Carl thought about really getting a new life experience and really testing the machine's limits. He thought about one of his favorite hollywood movie stars, and he was soon her...and even wearing the clothes he had envisioned her in! Previous changes had felt a little weird, but having breasts and no penis was something completely different. He felt very uncomfortable, but when he tried to use the machine again, it had stopped working. Maybe he broke it? Or overloaded it? He decided to try again later. He killed time by going out to the grovery store, which turned out to be hugely annoying. People kept staring at what appeared to be a movie star in their midst. Several guys even came up and awkwardly talked to Carl; a few even asked him out. He got totally fed up with one guy following him and screamed in his direction. When he returned home, the machine was still broke. Days passed; still broken. Carl was
stuck. He'd have to get used to his new body...or should I now say HER new body?

Aliens Reading His Thoughts

After the Great Shift hit, causing upwards of 90% of the population to swap bodies, appearances were often deceiving. Gus Moore had been a 54 year old homeless man before the Shift, but was now in the body of a beautiful 22 year old woman. He was, however, still homeless. He slept in his shopping cart and collected cans and bottles everyday. He welcomed the fact that people now actually talked to him while he was making his rounds. They listened to what he had to say about the importance of recycling. Of course, when he started rambling about how recycling helps prevent aliens from reading his thoughts, people tended to back away...slowly.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

300 Pounds

Abe was nearly devistated when the Great Shift swapped him into the body of a 300 pound woman. Instead of letting it get to him, he decided to do something about it. He started eating right, working out on a regular basis, and just taking amazing care of his new body. Two years later, he may not be as skinny as a supermodel, but he certainly grabs the attention of the men at the gym


When Benny invented a machine that could allow brainwaves to be transmitted over wires, he was ecstatic. The only thing left was some minor testing. Not being very social, he called up one of his childhood friends, Darcie. Benny and Darcie had drifted apart as he concentrated on his studies while she slowly morphed into a punk/raver. Still, they always seemed to find time to connect, and she was fascinated by the idea of Benny's machine. She darted right over as Benny hooked a mess of wires to both of their heads. Maybe he didn't secure the wires properly or maybe there was a powe surge, but activating the machine caused it to explode before they both passed out. Several hours later, Benny awoke first. He ripped the wires off of his head and stumbled to find his glasses, which had fallen on the floor. As things came into focus, he could tell something was wong. His body was sitting on the other side of th room! The machine must not have transmitted not only their brainwaves but their entire brains!

Not Adjusting...

"Alright, guys, stop!" Dylan made a hand motion to his four best friends, "So far we've begged, threatened, rationalized with, and bribed our sisters in the hopes they'd swap us back to our own bodies. Now let's try tricking them. Are we all slutty looking enough? Good. Now, let's make them think we ENJOY being in their bodies. Once their jealous, they'll reverse whatever caused this bodyswitching incident."

The other four guys didn't really have the heart to tell Dylan that they WERE enjoying themselves. They all loved being in their sisters' bodies, wearing sexy clothes, and being women. Poor Dylan. He just wasn't adjusting.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Who's the loser now?

Joe fell down laughing at the poetic justice of his situation. His girlfriend had dumped him after he lost his job in the economic downturn. She called him a complete loser. However, two days later when the Great Shift happened, Joe and his girlfriend found themselves in each other's body. "Who's the loser now?" he thought.

Feeling Bad

"Look, Dad, I'll level with you." Ryan stated, "Mom swapped my body with your secretary's because she was convinced you were having an affair with her. However, after the way you've just been leering at me all day, I don't think you'd ever have the confidence to say hello, let alone build up the courage to ask her to sleep with you. Anyway, it's just been creepy, and I feel bad for Miss Li if this is your behavior around her all day."

Taking What He Can Get

It took several hours after the Great Shift for Barry to find a mirror, but when he did he fell to the floor stunned. Looking back from the looking glass was the more beautiful body he had ever seen, and it was all his! Granted, he probably would've prefered to sleep with this woman rather than be her, but he figured he'd take what he could get.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Every Day for the Rest of His Life

Adam dropped his head into his hand. Of all the bodies of all the people in the world, why did the Great Shift swap him with his ex-girlfriend?? After he found out she cheated on him, they broke up, and he never wanted to see her ever again. However, it appears that now he'll be seeing her face every day for the rest of his life.