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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Economic Upturn

Former CEO Miles Burns was pretty smug smoking on his cigar. He had totally out maneuvered the SEC, CIA, and the other Feds with this trick. Sure, he was totally guilty of insider trading, but they had already arrested his body. It just so happened that moment before the raid he swapped bodies with his head secretary. Thanks to a top secret device his former company worked on. Now he was enjoying the benefits of all that profit that he stowed away in a foreign account, and no one would ever be the wiser.

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