It was my third date with Minh. We had gone to dinner, and then to the movies. And now we were going to the zoo. Why the zoo? I dunno. I guess I picked it because it seemed like one of those things actual couples do, and I was ready to go from casual dating to asking Minh to be my girlfriend. It ended up being one of those sweet, cheesy moments at the start of the day, and she began hanging off my arm as we walked through the place.
A few hours in, we broke our physical attachment so I could go use the bathroom. I probably wasn’t in there for more than five minutes, but Minh was acting very strange when I came out. She was walking around with her knuckles on the ground and grunting. I tried talking to her but she sort of slashed one of her arms at me and screeched.
Things only got weirder when I noticed a monkey walk around the corner carrying Minh’s purse. It was walking upright and looked up to me with a sad face.
As my mind was processing the fact that my new girlfriend seemingly just swapped bodies with a monkey, I felt a strong warm pulse on my back. Then I blacked out.
Curious to see where this goes! Animal swaps are always interesting :)
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