Bacon

I woke up in the morning still trying to wrap my head around what had happened last night. After bringing a woman back to my place and fooling around a little, we swapped bodies. I don’t think we even believed it in the moment, like maybe someone had slipped drugs in our drinks at the club where we met or something -- or maybe we just both expected to sleep it off.

However, in the morning, we were still swapped. I woke up to find her snoring in my body and decided to make the best use of the morning by cooking some breakfast. When she finally woke up a little while later, she looked at the bacon I was making and turned up her nose.

“I’m a vegetarian,” She explained.

“Oh,” I said as I looked down at the bacon. It was a pretty sobering fact that I knew almost nothing about the woman I swapped bodies with. I also decided not to tell her that I had already eaten several pieces of bacon already.